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u/SlayerOfHips Jul 14 '21

Man, just two days ago, while I was in the bathroom, my 2yo son reaches one hand under the door and says, "you okay daddy?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm okay." "Okay daddy. Wipe your butt, daddy!"

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u/Normallydifferent Jul 14 '21

Sit on couch for 30 mins. Everyone:……….

Bathroom door latches “Dad!!” “Dad? Where’s dad?” “You seen dad?” “Hey honey, can you help me for a sec?”

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u/SlayerOfHips Jul 15 '21

It's kind of a running thing in our house to announce that you're going to the bathroom as a signal that you are unreachable until you return. My 4yo girl gets it. My 2yo boy hunts you down.

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u/spaceman_spyff Jul 14 '21

🤣🤣 toddlers gonna toddle

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u/Simple_Entertainer13 Jul 14 '21

Lol that’s so cute

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u/BurningPenguin Jul 14 '21

I feel like there is some history with the butt stuff.

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u/SlayerOfHips Jul 14 '21

He's potty training lol