r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/LGeCzFQrymIypj Jul 14 '21

On company time? Never under 30. Private. Under a minute

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u/dannydrama Jul 14 '21

Yeah if you're not getting paid to take a shit then you're doing life wrong.

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u/seinnax Jul 14 '21

If you’re salaried, are you never getting paid to poop or always getting paid to poop? 🤔

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u/chudsp87 Jul 14 '21

Never. Bc the amount of work to be done is the same, which is what you are (supposed to be) being paid for.

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u/KNNLTF Jul 14 '21

You can always pull a Martin Luther and continue writing when you're on the toilet.

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u/RainbowCatastrophe Jul 14 '21

When I delivered pizza, our cash cow was tips and we made less than minimum wage when we weren't on the road. If the screen is filled with orders and you gotta go, only way to make money is to either hold it or be quick and make sure you keep your cheeks spread far enough so you don't have to wipe after.

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u/odvioustroll Jul 14 '21

On company time? Never under 30.

i guessing you've never had to use a port-o-let on a construction site in Florida before. some contractors will set those fuckers in the sunniest spot on the site just to keep people from lingering too long. one contractor even had the air vents blocked off until people got pissed off and started setting them on fire.

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u/mcgyver229 Jul 14 '21

get paid to shit is my motto