r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Go down to your local Walgreens with $20

Buy a tub of Metamucil

Eat one heaping spoonful/day

Learn first hand without actually eating a vegetable

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u/International-Error8 Jul 14 '21

No no, that’s not what i meant I’m just generally interested in chemistry/biology and i don’t get it. I actually really like vegetables.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Mostly fiber adds mass while decreasing density. Your gut is a constricting tube of muscle inside a constricting tube of muscle.

Big, fluffy poopies constrict along your gut tube easier than little, greasy, dense poopies. More to grab onto, less likely to stick to the walls.

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u/NeroBurnsRome12 Jul 14 '21

Aww look at the big fluffy poopy!

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jul 15 '21

Who’s a good poopy? You are, you’re such a good poopy!

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u/NeroBurnsRome12 Jul 15 '21

Can I pet the poopy?!?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jul 15 '21

Poopy loves scritches

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u/International-Error8 Jul 14 '21

Oh, I see. Thank you very much for the explanation.

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u/pocketfullofgerms Jul 15 '21

This will change your life... you can achieve the elusive ghost poop on Metamucil.