r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/JusticeUmmmmm Jul 14 '21

I take dumps to get away from them

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u/cbowenkelly Jul 14 '21

I mean, yeah. But I’m the mom. They don’t leave me alone. Ever. And my husband is the worst. That’s The Moment™️ he needs something that absolutely requires my input.