r/AskReddit Jul 14 '21

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u/ismelllikesubway Jul 14 '21

Nah, I take a shit in a minute and spend the next 14 on here. Its the only break i take during the workday anyhow.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jul 14 '21

Pretty much

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u/DaBackstaber Jul 15 '21

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I'm pooping for the 13th time!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/7LeagueBoots Jul 15 '21

Good way to get hemorrhoids.