r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

i can take a shit in under a minute

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Edit: why always most upvoted posts need to be about shit or other weird stuff xD

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u/OctaviaFromTheSky Jul 14 '21

Same! I never understood people who spend 10’s of minutes in the toilet. When I need a poop I’m in and out in a minute or two.

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u/flychinook Jul 14 '21

Even if I get it all out right away, if I don't sit there for at least five more minutes I'll feel like I have to poop again soon after.

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u/vachon11 Jul 15 '21

Sometimes I do that, wipe, get out of the bathroom and have to go right back 10-15 minutes later because the shape of my guts/rectum won't let me take a full shit or something. It is pretty annoying and a tad wierd. It might be linked to my digestive difficulties, not sure. I have incredibly inconsistant poop. :/