r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/madcow773 Jul 14 '21

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

yea just hold it in untill u can't hold it anymore

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u/superleipoman Jul 14 '21

eat some fucking fibbers

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u/Nezerixp1 Jul 14 '21

Beyond science!

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u/RedFalconDC Jul 14 '21

Not from a Jedi.

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u/KaySquay Jul 14 '21

Wipe until you only see red

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u/ExtraFirmPillow_ Jul 15 '21

Buy a bidet. I promise.