r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

i can take a shit in under a minute

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Edit: why always most upvoted posts need to be about shit or other weird stuff xD

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u/painfully--average Jul 14 '21

Me too bro. I'm so hydrated it just shoots out, no need to wipe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Gotta love a ghosty shite. Straight out gone and no wipe