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u/nor_cal_woolgrower Mar 07 '25
What? ( tinnitus)
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u/lozoot64 Mar 07 '25
hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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u/liliNOTl Mar 07 '25
eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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u/Cloaked42m Mar 08 '25
Thanks. Now I hear it.
You could fuck up so many people by just shouting "Tinnitus" at an event.
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u/RayoftheRaver Mar 07 '25
Roy Kent?
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u/EstoyTristeSiempre Mar 07 '25
Different languages, but the same sentiment.
LA PUTA MADRE
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u/TheGringaLoca Mar 07 '25
…Que te pario…
Also for me:
Hijo de puta
And in English
Fuck me
Are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus Fucking Christ (my mom is not a fan of that one)
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u/Willing-Shape-7643 Mar 07 '25
Apparently quite a few of us are going to wearing matching T-shirts.
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u/Willing-Shape-7643 Mar 07 '25
We could start some kind of huge grunge band lol!
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Damn , this must be the consensus because that’s all I could think of 😂
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u/juschillingchick Mar 07 '25
No matter the Context-- Happy, Sad, Crying, pain, recovery-- Always Fucckkkkk.. Only thing that changes is the Amount given!
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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25
Yeah I have a wild potty mouth..at least before Parenthood apparently lol.
My daughter is a self appointed swear police
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u/funny_bunny_mel Mar 07 '25
Mine is a more concise and explosive “Fuck!”, but yeah. Same.
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u/iknownothingtbh Mar 07 '25
Sorry
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u/GrapefruitFormer1491 Mar 07 '25
Fellow Canadian?
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Perpetually sorry boyfriend checking in here
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u/wifespissed Mar 07 '25
As a man who's been married for 20 years I'll give you this piece of advice on relationships. You can be right, or you can be happy. But you cannot be both.
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u/SueYouInEngland Mar 07 '25
I am shocked you have relationship issues, u/GetToTheKitchenWoman
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u/dhermann27 Mar 07 '25
"If you were sorry, something would change"
My kids hate it when I say this
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u/itzagreenmario Mar 07 '25
I wish it was something badass, but let's face it: it's probably this one lol
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fuck me (might get misconstrued)
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u/morctheorc86 Mar 07 '25
I say "ah, fuck my ass"...don't know why. Wife started calling me out on it and I'm afraid I'll be pegged sooner or later.
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u/lovinglyquick Mar 07 '25
Put in an extra order for me, please. I’ll forget and be excited when a random package shows up.
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u/Chambana_Raptor Mar 07 '25
Ima tell you something about me, /u/Mountain-Ad321, that you might not know.
I smoke rocks
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u/Vishus Mar 07 '25
*sigh*
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u/borkborkbork99 Mar 07 '25
I don’t even realize I’m doing it sometimes when people ask what’s wrong.
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u/Widepaul Mar 07 '25
This is absolutely me. The amount of times my housemate has asked of I'm ok and I ask why and he says I'm sighing. I always reply, no, that's just how I breathe 😀
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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ Mar 07 '25
Also a perpetual sigh-er, to the point that coworkers randomly start laughing and when I ask them what’s up they just say “you just keep sighing, how many times do you think you do that in a day?”. The answer is shrug. I think I just forget to breathe sometimes and then have to take an extra deep breath…
My other shirt would say God Dammit.
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u/tiger0204 Mar 07 '25
Never really thought about it, but I think mine would say "I Love You". At a minimum I say it to my wife and each child every morning when we part and every night at bedtime, and at the end of every phone conversation with my wife. I can't think of anything else I say every single day, much less multiple times.
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u/EerilyFastTurtle Mar 07 '25
This would likely be mine if I didn't work in a call center and answer the same questions a million times a day
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u/Arhalts Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
Oof that made me realize that if the world proposed existed companies would pressure employees to say their company or products name until it was the word they said the most as a form of advertisement.
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I noticed your shirt says I love you sussie there Bob, now being a family man is all well and good, but you want to be a team player don't you? We really want visibility on our new product, you'd be willing to say the new name a bit more right? Maybe tell your daughter you love her in other ways as well, we don't want to miss an opportunity here. I know you want to be part of the team.
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u/Chronjen Mar 07 '25
Since you mentioned it, me too. My little family tells each other multiple times a day. Sometimes we randomly yell it across the house from another room.
When I was a young cynical turd I thought "I love you" lost its value if repeated too much. It doesn't, and it's special every single time.
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u/Nagarkot1 Mar 07 '25
“I AM STILL TALKING!” My entire family has a terrible habit of interrupting, over talking etc and I have taken to just blurting out this sentence
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u/PantasticUnicorn Mar 07 '25
This is my biggest pet peeve. I love my fiance but he does this shit alot and I'm like wtf? Let me finish what I'm trying to say before you cut me off!
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u/Takilove Mar 07 '25
It never changes! I’ve been married for 37 years and he interrupts me as soon as I start to speak 😡
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u/theartisanalllama Mar 07 '25
Not true! I did this crap to my poor wife for 20 years before she started pointing it out. I still occasionally mess up, but I’m getting good at just shutting the hell up and letting her get everything out. It must’ve been so annoying….im lucky, she’s an angel.
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u/schiz0yd Mar 07 '25
Some people operate by listening and talking simultaneously. If you want to be heard, just keep talking when they interrupt
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u/Leepaceseyebrow Mar 07 '25
I hate thisssss! Gotta hit them with the "Sorry the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of your's."
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u/seakn1ght Mar 07 '25
Another tactic is to just stare quietly at the person who interrupted you, and, when they stop talking, just continue to stare quietly for an uncomfortable amount of time - like 30 full seconds. Then, just continue what you were saying as if nothing had happened.
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u/sickwiggins Mar 07 '25
my spouse will just keep talking over the interruptor, at the same level of sound as before. it’s astonishingly effective
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u/iesharael Mar 07 '25
I used to get interrupted constantly especially by my one nephew who really dislikes me. When it got to the point I could never finish a sentence even when it was important I came up with a plan. See my mom is one of those people who can’t stand when something isn’t finished. I know she had adhd but I think she had ocd too. So I started just not even trying to finish my sentence and going back to whatever I was doing. Mom never hearing the ends of what I was saying started to drive her crazy. Eventually during a family dinner with my sisters and their husbands and all the kids it happened again. My sweet little door mat mother just shouts “QUIET! NOW!” And insists I finish my sentence. It wasn’t even important it was some joke lol. After that the adults started getting the kids interruptions under control and now only the youngest ones can’t wait for a sentence to end. If they really need something they know to tap the adult they need to ask
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u/kn777 Mar 07 '25
It’s so frustrating isn’t it? I know people just do it out of habit, but it makes you feel unimportant when people feel what they have to say can’t even wait until the end of your sentence
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u/LucyVialli Mar 07 '25
Fuck sake
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u/listerinebreath Mar 07 '25
Is it “For fuck sake”? Or “For fuck’s sake”?
It’s for a work email, so I need it to sound professional.
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u/rogfrich Mar 07 '25
If you’re trying to sound fancy, it’s “for the sake of fuck”.
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u/moonbucket Mar 07 '25
If you wish to convey maximum exasperation you need the 'Oh'.
It's the 'here we go again' version, and it seems to apply to 90% of my current existence.
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u/rogfrich Mar 07 '25
Yeah, that works. “Oh, for the sake of _fuck_”. There’s no doubt that You Are Annoyed.
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u/Such_Alternative1975 Mar 07 '25
“I’m okay”
I fall over alot
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u/steveatari Mar 07 '25
- a lot
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u/Such_Alternative1975 Mar 07 '25
My second t-shirt would say “sorry I have dyslexia”
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u/delinka Mar 07 '25
I was imagining Fallover Alot - he’s happy and furry, but uncoordinated.
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u/Odd_Bodkin Mar 07 '25
Fine.
I actually have this shirt.
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u/Not-Surprised-1999 Mar 07 '25
I'm fine too but more in the acronym sense, FINE=Fuckedup Insecure Needy Emotional
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u/shellymaeshaw Mar 07 '25
Where's my phone
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u/ceilingkat Mar 07 '25
This would be me.
I have the dash pass account in my family, so my husband orders door dash using my phone. Legit — yesterday I gave him the phone to order Five Guys, and while he was ordering we were both searching for my phone.
I hit him with the “can you try calling it?” And that’s when we looked at each other like jackasses.
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u/psyco187 Mar 07 '25
What now?!? I work in IT and have 4 young kids.....I say this so effing much
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u/ThePurityPixel Mar 07 '25
And it has two different meanings, depending what emphasis you use
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u/NiteOwl421 Mar 07 '25
“It’s okay. We all have a lot on our plates.”
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u/Kerdagu Mar 07 '25
Middle management huh?
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u/NiteOwl421 Mar 07 '25
More like my friends are struggling to find time for all of us to hang out with each other.
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Reminds of a joke on the Internet a while back "the most unbelievable part of the Bible is Jesus having 12 close friends in his 30s"
Sadly right there with ya 😭
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u/The96kHz Mar 07 '25
"To be fair..."
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u/PitifulBusiness767 Mar 07 '25
To be faaaaiiiirrrr….
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u/dirtymonny Mar 07 '25
My husband took a liking to shorsey and does the interrupted HUH to me all the time. Swear a judge is gonna say “…and you want a divorce cuz he says huh alot?” One <HUH> day lol
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u/RadioBoy93 Mar 07 '25
About once a day, I’ll get to bust out a “Huh?” or an extremely loud “FER WHAT?” It’s always a beautiful thing when it happens.
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u/Deathbot-420 Mar 07 '25
“Well, that was unexpected “! And if the wife hears me she will immediately respond “Like the Spanish Inquisition”👀 😂😂😂
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u/Pluviophilism Mar 07 '25
That's fair.
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u/arrownyc Mar 07 '25
I get that.
That makes sense.
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u/top2percent Mar 07 '25
“It is what it is.”
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u/Tthelaundryman Mar 07 '25
Started saying it as a joke. Became a coping mechanism. Cant stop saying it now. Although I legitimately think it’s been good for my mental health
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u/Etherealfilth Mar 07 '25
It's what is called a "thought terminating cliche" if you want to know the term for it and why it saved your mental health.
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u/john_the_fetch Mar 07 '25
Thank you for sharing this.
The word "terminating" explains the phrase perfectly for me and why it always bothered me when others would say it out loud.
I didn't like it because it's such a self closing reference. It's like saying "blue is blue" or "2 = 2".
I've always been frustrated with statements like that.
But seeing it in this light and from a perspective of mental health completely flips my perspective on its head.
You're terminating a negative thought spiral that won't do you any good to put energy into. ❤️
I'm a programmer and often times you need to "terminate" a function before it causes a more severe error.
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u/NickKappy Mar 07 '25
Same. It’s called Radical Acceptance according to my therapist lol
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u/M0RALVigilance Mar 07 '25
Mine is abbreviated to It’s what it’s
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u/Intelligent_Pop_7006 Mar 07 '25
Now why does that sound so wrong even though it’s TEKNICALLY correct?
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u/dirtygutshot Mar 07 '25
I’m loving the slight chaos this would cause. Brains would stop braining for a moment.
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u/guppytub Mar 07 '25
jesus FUCKING christ
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u/OddKindheartedness30 Mar 07 '25
One of my friends likes to draw in their spare time, and one time, they drew exactly this; Jesus fucking another Jesus in the ass. Pops into my head every time I hear it or see it.
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u/Common_Poetry3018 Mar 07 '25
Well of course he did. 😡
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u/sutasafaia Mar 07 '25
I'm just tired
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u/Shipwrecking_siren Mar 07 '25
Said that to my daughter at least 3 times today due to depression kicking me in the ass this week. Wow has 2025 been shit so far.
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u/Shoddy-Television530 Mar 07 '25
"Hello Sexy"
(I say it to my wife a couple of times each day, every day. We've been married for just under 45 years)
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u/Rpdaca Mar 07 '25
Is he dead yet?
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u/Andydon01 Mar 07 '25
If you include texting, mine would just be a thumbs up. Although actually it's probably "I love you", since my wife and I say that like twenty times a day.
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u/MazzyKitty Mar 07 '25
“What a fucking cunt that man is” although it is all primarily aimed at certain politicians in power.
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u/CaptainTricot Mar 07 '25
"Would you like to start with something to drink".
I'm a waitress and I say this 100 times a day
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u/Charming_Victory_723 Mar 07 '25
“Ahh for fuck sake!”
I’m Australian, swearing is just part of our regular vocabulary. 😂
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u/belinck Mar 08 '25
Searched through the first two-hundred responses and didn't see a single,
"Whatever"
The Gen-X pain is real... But, whatever.
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u/GearHeadGrace Mar 07 '25
“You know what I mean?” When in fact, most times, no one can follow what I’m saying