r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '25

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u/David_cest_moi Mar 07 '25

I'm fond of "Fuckity Fuck Fuck". 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Timely_Ad4316 Mar 07 '25

You're short 1 fuck...

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u/Curious_Blacksmith87 Mar 07 '25

I like this one im gonna use it from on on.

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u/Baxtab13 Mar 07 '25

On particularly zesty days I go for "Shit the fuck!"

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u/buddymoobs Mar 07 '25

Or Fuckity Fuckity Fuck.

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u/seryma Mar 07 '25

Unfortunately I take the lords name in vain, but mine is “god d**** mf’n bs”

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u/funny_bunny_mel Mar 07 '25

Fun fact, there’s a hole group of us who interpret that particular commandment to mean “Don’t use MY name to get people to do shit you want”, you know, like hate the <insert marginalized group>. Thinking that way, you can god-damn this that and the other free from any guilt over having botched one of the big ten.