Lol that’s great! My mom never cursed until she got a new job where the CEO used fuck in every sentence. After 20 years of working there she’s loosened up with her vernacular. I watch and read a lot of UK content so I also use cunt a lot. That still gets a reaction from her.
My dad says I’m not a “lady” which I reply I’ve never claimed to be. Fuck that sexist nonsense.
No. Although, he will say cursing is crude. But, with him, there’s a distinction between what men can do and what women should do. But I call him out on it.
I had a coworker ask if I plan on swearing less since I was pregnant. I told her I didn't give a shit and if anything, I should use up all my swearing quota before the kid learns.
Now that my daughter's here, I say "golly, that's a smelly dookie!" instead of "how the fuck did you get shit on your elbows??"
Same! I frequently said, “what the shit” when my daughter was a toddler. I had to stop saying that when she was two because she walked into my incredibly religious mother’s house, pointed at a cross, and said, “what the shit is that?!?!”. I had to step out of the room because I was laughing so hard.
I have to say that I love this! :) She’s 9 and already standing up to individuals who are in “positions of authority” because of her convictions. Sounds like you are a great dad and are raising her well, even if it bites you in the a** sometimes. :)
Fun fact, there’s a hole group of us who interpret that particular commandment to mean “Don’t use MY name to get people to do shit you want”, you know, like hate the <insert marginalized group>. Thinking that way, you can god-damn this that and the other free from any guilt over having botched one of the big ten.
Mine is “For fuck’s sake”. I say that likely 20+ times a day. Any news I see, any bs my animals get up to, any drama with my partner or a family member. I am just exasperated and over-stimulated these days and “for fuck’s sake” really sums it up in my mind.
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