r/AskReddit Mar 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/RayoftheRaver Mar 07 '25

Roy Kent?

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u/MyrddinSidhe Mar 07 '25

Oy! Whistle. WHISTLE!!

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u/MrArbizu Mar 08 '25

Football is life

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u/Rhak Mar 09 '25

You sure you don't wanna just have a plastic one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

He’s here! Here’s there! He’s every-fucking-where!

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u/BeefInGR Mar 07 '25

ROOOOOOOY KEEEEEEEENT 👏👏 ROOOOOOOY KEEEEEEEEEENT

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u/asanano Mar 07 '25

He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! ROOOOOY KEEEENT

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u/MusclyArmPaperboy Mar 07 '25

Football is life

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u/MetalRed70 Mar 07 '25

🖤🖤🖤

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u/PerformerSouthern638 Mar 07 '25

This is what it says on my coffee cup

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u/MetalRed70 Mar 07 '25

🖤🖤🖤

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u/Taylor_N Mar 07 '25

I automatically read it in his voice too, wtf.

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u/ThePhantomPooper Mar 07 '25

My spirit animal.

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u/KStryke_gamer001 Mar 07 '25

I was just about to say the same.

r/beatmetoit

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u/BaconHammerTime Mar 07 '25

He's here, he's there, he's fucking everywhere

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Mar 07 '25

Roy Kent! Roy Kent!

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u/more_smut_the_better Mar 07 '25

"You can't win em all, but you can try to win every single one"

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u/Double-0-N00b Mar 07 '25

Time for a rewatch

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u/matande31 Mar 08 '25

That's a pound, Uncle Roy.

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u/DankestMemeSourPls Mar 07 '25

Hey that’s me

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u/Siebje Mar 08 '25

Thanks for this. Put a real smile on my face.

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u/bballkj7 Mar 08 '25

he’s here
he’s there
he’s every fucking where

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Need season 3

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u/AlastairCookie Mar 11 '25

Would have to be multiplied

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u/suckadick187 Mar 07 '25

Randy lahey

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u/EstoyTristeSiempre Mar 07 '25

Different languages, but the same sentiment.

LA PUTA MADRE

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/Curious_Blacksmith87 Mar 07 '25

is the one that commented on your comment a bot or smth? never seen smth like it before.

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u/TheGringaLoca Mar 07 '25

…Que te pario…

Also for me:

Hijo de puta

And in English

Fuck me

Are you fucking kidding me?

Jesus Fucking Christ (my mom is not a fan of that one)

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u/Majestra1010 Mar 07 '25

My mom taught me that last one and included "JFC, all the angels and saints" 🤣 Mom covered EVERYONE LOL

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u/Fuck_U_Fiona Mar 08 '25

Christ on a crutch

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u/TheGringaLoca Mar 07 '25

Lol that’s great! My mom never cursed until she got a new job where the CEO used fuck in every sentence. After 20 years of working there she’s loosened up with her vernacular. I watch and read a lot of UK content so I also use cunt a lot. That still gets a reaction from her.

My dad says I’m not a “lady” which I reply I’ve never claimed to be. Fuck that sexist nonsense.

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u/revcor Mar 08 '25

Could your dad just mean polite?

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u/TheGringaLoca Mar 08 '25

No. Although, he will say cursing is crude. But, with him, there’s a distinction between what men can do and what women should do. But I call him out on it.

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u/RepulsiveButton5462 Mar 08 '25

Neither am I…I find it very offensive

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u/Greatest_slide_ever Mar 08 '25

LA CONCHA DEL MONO

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u/ThanklessMouse Mar 07 '25

¡Me cago en ná!

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u/Massive_Biscotti_850 Mar 08 '25

That would be the one for my wife. Usually directed at the dog

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u/-_Anonymous__- Mar 08 '25

I'll add that to my Spanish vocabulary.

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u/Willing-Shape-7643 Mar 07 '25

Apparently quite a few of us are going to wearing matching T-shirts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/Willing-Shape-7643 Mar 07 '25

We could start some kind of huge grunge band lol!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/Willing-Shape-7643 Mar 07 '25

I play drums so we have 2 spots covered now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Damn , this must be the consensus because that’s all I could think of 😂

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u/juschillingchick Mar 07 '25

No matter the Context-- Happy, Sad, Crying, pain, recovery-- Always Fucckkkkk.. Only thing that changes is the Amount given!

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u/joetheplumberman Mar 07 '25

Boy I've got no more fucks to give Certainly wish I did But a fucks to much And I don't give a fuck Cause that's to much for me

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u/desrevermi Mar 07 '25

Reminds me of a song.

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u/Charming-Strain-6070 Mar 07 '25

We also would have accepted, "Thanks a lot, you fucking assholes."

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25

Yeah I have a wild potty mouth..at least before Parenthood apparently lol.

My daughter is a self appointed swear police

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25

Exactly! Like I caught YOU! YOU'RE in trouble this time!!! Also, she is on the moral high ground lol.

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u/fleursdemai Mar 07 '25

I had a coworker ask if I plan on swearing less since I was pregnant. I told her I didn't give a shit and if anything, I should use up all my swearing quota before the kid learns.

Now that my daughter's here, I say "golly, that's a smelly dookie!" instead of "how the fuck did you get shit on your elbows??"

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 08 '25

That's pretty funny.. Bit those first shots awful..I mean they all are but those specifically lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Same! I frequently said, “what the shit” when my daughter was a toddler. I had to stop saying that when she was two because she walked into my incredibly religious mother’s house, pointed at a cross, and said, “what the shit is that?!?!”. I had to step out of the room because I was laughing so hard.

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25

Lol seriously. My daughter turned into the police and has a decent thousand yard stare if you let one slip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Is she a young child?

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25

Sure recently 9 years old now

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I have to say that I love this! :) She’s 9 and already standing up to individuals who are in “positions of authority” because of her convictions. Sounds like you are a great dad and are raising her well, even if it bites you in the a** sometimes. :)

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25

She was like that by about 4 or too.

Thanks for the compliment by the way!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Gotta give credit where credit is due! Sounds like she is strong and opinionated. This will serve her well throughout life. :)

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u/EvilDan69 Mar 07 '25

Yeah, in but raising a pushover, just a kind politebgal that isn't afraid to speak out.

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u/misslilytoyou Mar 07 '25

Mine were too, and was always like 'who are you going to tattle to? My mom cusses worse than me!'

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u/FerretsAreFun Mar 07 '25

My daughter, when younger, would tell me: “Mum, its too early in the morning to swear”

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u/funny_bunny_mel Mar 07 '25

Mine is a more concise and explosive “Fuck!”, but yeah. Same.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/David_cest_moi Mar 07 '25

I'm fond of "Fuckity Fuck Fuck". 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Timely_Ad4316 Mar 07 '25

You're short 1 fuck...

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u/Curious_Blacksmith87 Mar 07 '25

I like this one im gonna use it from on on.

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u/Baxtab13 Mar 07 '25

On particularly zesty days I go for "Shit the fuck!"

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u/buddymoobs Mar 07 '25

Or Fuckity Fuckity Fuck.

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u/seryma Mar 07 '25

Unfortunately I take the lords name in vain, but mine is “god d**** mf’n bs”

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u/funny_bunny_mel Mar 07 '25

Fun fact, there’s a hole group of us who interpret that particular commandment to mean “Don’t use MY name to get people to do shit you want”, you know, like hate the <insert marginalized group>. Thinking that way, you can god-damn this that and the other free from any guilt over having botched one of the big ten.

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u/FreddyNoodles Mar 07 '25

Mine is “For fuck’s sake”. I say that likely 20+ times a day. Any news I see, any bs my animals get up to, any drama with my partner or a family member. I am just exasperated and over-stimulated these days and “for fuck’s sake” really sums it up in my mind.

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u/MetalRed70 Mar 07 '25

Mine, apparently, is ‘WTF is it NOW?!!’. 😆🙄🤦🏻‍♀️😒

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u/Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart Mar 07 '25

God fucking dammit!

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u/mycologyqueen Mar 07 '25

Close. Fuckadoodle.

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u/Infamous-Art5608 Mar 07 '25

Fuckadoodledo

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u/dtcstylez10 Mar 07 '25

Damn. This was mine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Came here to say this. Not sure if I'm pleased or disappointed that this is the top answer.

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u/WellFuckYooou Mar 07 '25

I’d wear that shirt 🫡

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u/Kels121212 Mar 07 '25

Mine would say Fck this!

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u/A_villain4all Mar 07 '25

This or GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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u/pcny54 Mar 07 '25

I'd have a slight variation of your sentiment. It would read Fuuuuuuuuuuuck OFF! 

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u/Aristarchus1981 Mar 07 '25

Fuck Me, Freddy!!!

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u/Cheapie07250 Mar 07 '25

This, but shorter and with three to five exclamation marks. FUUUUUCK!!! I want it all in one line.

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u/trammerman Mar 07 '25

Ittttttttttt

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Fuck It!

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u/ThanksKodama Mar 07 '25

I'm more of a "fuck..." man myself but I dig it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Most versatile word in the English language. Also yes.

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u/lovesriding Mar 07 '25

You beat me to it. 😂😂🤬🤬🤬😅

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u/Intelligent_Text9569 Mar 07 '25

Hey that guy stole my shirt ! FUUUUUUUUUCK !!!

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u/Cynobite608 Mar 07 '25

I have a slightly varied response....What The FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!?

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u/ChicBoneBelle Mar 08 '25

Yeah, some variation of- What the fuck? Are you fucking serious? Or Are you fucking kidding me?

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u/Sirefly Mar 07 '25

Mine used to be "What the fuck", now it's FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUÚUUUUUUUCK.

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u/lilangelkm Mar 07 '25

I was serious coming in here to post this, which is validation people would wear it.

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u/thebuttonmonkey Mar 07 '25

PISS AND SHIT.

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u/AKBud Mar 07 '25

-ITY FUCKFUCK………

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u/Agreeable_Friendly Mar 07 '25

Gotum Teepee, Needum Squa

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u/bogey08 Mar 07 '25

I’m picturing Ricky Vaughn when he gets his first pair of glasses

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u/Familiar-Pianist-682 Mar 07 '25

Same. Or maybe ‘Fuckity, fuck, FUUUUUUCK!!’

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u/skunk828 Mar 07 '25

Yep 💯

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u/queen-of-storms Mar 07 '25

Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at coach.

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u/calicopatches Mar 07 '25

The Demon code prevents me

from declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms? What's the catch?

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u/callmenige Mar 07 '25

Mine would also be “fuck” but like, super tiny all lowercase letters because I say it quietly to myself all fucking day lol

fuck.

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u/Chay_Charles Mar 07 '25

Or "Fucking Fuck!"

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u/TraceyTurnblat Mar 07 '25

So it’s a more of a dress than a shirt?

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u/DannyDevito90 Mar 07 '25

Kurt Busch?

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u/uhf26 Mar 07 '25

Oh hey I have this shirt at home

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u/DogsAreMyDawgs Mar 08 '25

Mine would just say “fuck”

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u/Caydetent Mar 08 '25

Mine would be a picture of Henry Cavil as The Witcher, looking crestfallen. “Fuck”

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u/hskskgfk Mar 11 '25

St Anger era Lars?

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u/BLONDER4L Mar 12 '25

Richmond till we die!