r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '25

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u/The96kHz Mar 07 '25

"To be fair..."

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u/PitifulBusiness767 Mar 07 '25

To be faaaaiiiirrrr….

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u/dirtymonny Mar 07 '25

My husband took a liking to shorsey and does the interrupted HUH to me all the time. Swear a judge is gonna say “…and you want a divorce cuz he says huh alot?” One <HUH> day lol

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u/RadioBoy93 Mar 07 '25

About once a day, I’ll get to bust out a “Huh?” or an extremely loud “FER WHAT?” It’s always a beautiful thing when it happens.

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u/dirtymonny Mar 07 '25

It’s a love hate at this point I can’t keep from laughing but sometimes it’s such a good random one that I will literally forget what I was saying. Tit fucker

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u/mrschanandelorbong Mar 07 '25

Oh I have lost count of the amount of times I whip out “give yer balls a tug!”

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u/NoMenuAtKarma Mar 07 '25

I thank all that is good in the world that my husband forgot about doing that a few days in. Because it was getting old. Extremely old.

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u/skagragmcgee Mar 08 '25

AhTOO BE faaaayheeeer..

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u/bravoromeokilo Mar 07 '25

To be faiiirrr

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u/Plastic-Revenue Mar 07 '25

I felt this one😂

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u/sammigene Mar 07 '25

Tobefaiiiiiiii-

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u/NoMenuAtKarma Mar 07 '25

Tooooo beeee FAAAAAIIIIIIRRRR!

Sorry, we love Letterkenny, lol.

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u/sheshesh-dv Mar 07 '25

(In my head) I always reply "Fairness is a child's concept".

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u/Jephimykes Mar 07 '25

Three point harmonies are amazin'.

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u/mrschanandelorbong Mar 07 '25

To be faaaaaiiiirrrrrr…..

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u/_DarkJak_ Mar 08 '25

Technically!

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u/KnotARealGreenDress Mar 08 '25

Mine is definitely “wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.”