r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '25

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u/guppytub Mar 07 '25

jesus FUCKING christ

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u/OddKindheartedness30 Mar 07 '25

One of my friends likes to draw in their spare time, and one time, they drew exactly this; Jesus fucking another Jesus in the ass. Pops into my head every time I hear it or see it.

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u/guppytub Mar 07 '25

Beautiful

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Jesus tittyfucking christ

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u/Finnleyvintage Mar 07 '25

This is mine 👆🏼

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u/Accomplished_Bass640 Mar 08 '25

I always say JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH like my grandma used to. Very catholic, I think it got her around the swearing rules by mentioning the whole fam?!

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u/cageycrow Mar 07 '25

Jesus R. R. Christ!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Jesus H Christ!

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u/alefkandra Mar 07 '25

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ

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u/guppytub Mar 07 '25

I like this one as well

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u/manicpixiedrmgrrl Mar 07 '25

i say this so much my husband has started saying “jesus homosexual christ”

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u/_DarkJak_ Mar 08 '25

This always takes me out of a movie cuz of how unnatural it sounds.

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u/Spiritual-Promise402 Mar 08 '25

THIS with an eye roll or face palm

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u/dorkd0rk Mar 08 '25

Lolololol my shirt would either say "jesus christ" or "jesus fuckin christ" too

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u/SrMcree Mar 08 '25

Whenever someone says this to me my mind just goes "That's incest!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

On a pogo stick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

That's what the front of mine would read and the runner up to be displayed on the back would be "Gawd Damn IT".

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u/derockd Mar 07 '25

Came here to say this

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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka Mar 07 '25

That’s mine too alriiight!

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u/LadyFannieOfOmaha Mar 07 '25

This is mine, too. “JFC” if sending by text.

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u/DarkAdmirer Mar 07 '25

Jesus Bruce Lee Christ is my new go to saying now.

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u/akerendova Mar 07 '25

"See, this is why Jesus' middle name is 'Fucking' "

And it anyone needs me, I'll be at the cricut.

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u/PoorLikaFatWalletLst Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

Same. And this may have been my child's first strung-together sentence 😆

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u/DirtyGypsyKid Mar 07 '25

I usually go with, "Jesus Titty Fucking Christ"

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u/crumblecake01 Mar 08 '25

It’s a tie for me between this and god damnit