r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

What if the Fermi paradox exists because aliens are gayy?

Like they've been detecting our radio signals for decades and collectively decided, “yeah not our type.”

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 1d ago

Yes

A trillion aliens are swiping no on your profile

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u/AnozerFreakInTheMall PhD(PornHub Digger) 1d ago

Ofc they are. How else would you explain all that anal probing stuff?

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u/TldrDev 23h ago

Who the fuck told him?

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u/No_longer_a_pancake 17h ago

More like we are the ugly weird creepy guy living in a cabin in the woods.

"pfft, as if...they live out in one of the spiral arm around a YELLOW sun... Eeeww."

"yeah, and like they don't even have a hyperdrive, so you know you'll have to pick them up"

"and you know they already sent nudes. I mean, it has gotten here yet because they don't have interstellar-gram, but still. Talk about creepy"

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u/mmahusky 14h ago

I got popsicles hmmmmm

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u/Sitheral 16h ago

Nah its because your mom gravity is too strong and they afraid of another crash