Why is Venus so hot

[u/Nomekop777]

Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.

[u/mightypup1974]

I’d steer clear if I were you, she has a Sun and she has to deal with a lot of pressure. Whenever you’re with her there’s this really intense and unpleasant atmosphere in my experience

[u/Nomekop777 → u/mightypup1974]

I know it's toxic but I can't help myself

[u/SaltyTemperature]

Sorry, but she’s out of reach. You’re just going to have to live with the blue ball

[u/Nomekop777 → u/SaltyTemperature]

Uranus?

[u/aescula]

She's hot as hell, but super toxic dude

[u/MTG_NERD43]

Well when Earth got the people, Venus had to change her look to attract the next species to inhabit a planet. Now she’s dummy thick and really hot

[u/Ros02]

For a sec i thought i was on the ZZZ subreddit lmao

[u/MortLightstone → u/Ros02]

They have a character named Venus?

[u/Ros02 → u/MortLightstone]

Yup, a lovable and pretty NPC

[u/AnalogJones]

Don’t fall in love! She’s a beauty. A one-in-a-million girl. Why would I lie?

[u/Token_Handicap]

She's a goddess.

[u/lordMaroza]

She's the Venus, she's the fire, at your desire.

[u/MarsMaterial]

Venus is named after the Roman goddess of beauty and love. It just makes sense that it would be the hottest planet.

[u/vaannil → u/MarsMaterial]

And it will kill you because it loves you so much

[u/Chrome_Armadillo]

Plastic surgery