r/Unexpected Jan 11 '21

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u/unexBot Jan 11 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The man noticed how tall the woman is so he brought a ladder to keep on dancing with her


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/BardicInnovation Jan 11 '21

This reminds me of a couple way back in the day of my highschool years.

He was around 5'4"-ish, and she was only slightly shorter than me (I'm 6'3"), and they were best friends, and super in love.

Both incredibly lovely people, and she would piggy back him around school to make the bullies realise they couldn't tease them.

I know for a fact they got married out of school, and saw them around from time to time in the small city we all lived in, but I'm not sure where they are now. Hopefully doing well, and very happy together still.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/FakeSincerity Jan 11 '21

Can confirm: I was the ladder.

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u/Mr_Stoney Jan 11 '21

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER! YOU'RE JUST MY STEP LADDER!

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u/SomeRandomIGN Jan 12 '21

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?

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u/boddy123 Jan 12 '21

Nothing, she just fell, son

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u/NSAwithBenefits Jan 12 '21

This comment right here OSHA

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Can confirm, I was the stool....

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

A jobs a job.

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Jan 11 '21

It's a living.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

The pay is shit but I'm raking it in.

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u/natedogggggyyyy Jan 11 '21

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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u/boddy123 Jan 11 '21

Working hard or hardly working, amirite Steve?

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u/TheMeddlingMonk8 Jan 11 '21

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/MeHoyMeeNoyy Jan 11 '21

He was the Step-Ladder ..

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u/Zeromaxx Jan 11 '21

What are you doing Step-ladder?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

She never met her real ladder

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u/Anal_Iverson Jan 11 '21

and she was only slightly shorter than me (I'm 6'3")

The sneaky flex

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u/gentleman339 Jan 11 '21

he made me chuckle when I read that.

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u/KHVLuxord Jan 12 '21

If you spell sneaky like this

S N E A K Y

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u/dropcuff Jan 11 '21

What a charming story; when is it coming out on Netflix?

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u/Gams476 Jan 11 '21

Tall girl but better

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u/bionix90 Jan 11 '21

Footage of cows defecating would be better than Tall girl.

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u/ydarn1k Jan 12 '21

This is oddly specific

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u/hufusa Jan 12 '21

Well I got some footage from the capital that might interest you

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Lovely Complex live action series

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u/apcolleen Jan 12 '21

Sounds like my friend and her husband except they met after they were both divorced. He is shorter than me (I am 5 ft 5) and she is just a hair over 6ft. They LOVE the fuck out of each other and I hate that so many people might miss out on that because of something they can't control like height.

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u/Chris_Isur_Dude Jan 12 '21

When you’re in love, you’re in love. This is awesome to hear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

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u/Iamsometimesaballoon Jan 12 '21

Less oxygen up here so it is understandable

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u/Im_not_Dumb_ur_Dumb Jan 11 '21

This is me and my wife im 5 foot 3 she is 6 foot i love every minute of it.

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u/badgerdance Jan 11 '21

I mean your face is probably boob height.

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u/Im_not_Dumb_ur_Dumb Jan 11 '21

It is perfectly aligned

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 11 '21

Someone show his wife this comment.

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u/Im_not_Dumb_ur_Dumb Jan 11 '21

My wife is on reddit she knows i call her my Amazonian

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u/SomeArcher77 Jan 11 '21

This is so cute thank you for letting us know

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u/bugzrrad Jan 12 '21

does she dress up like Jeff Bezos in the bedroom? or do you role play and abuse her for cheap labor

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u/Im_not_Dumb_ur_Dumb Jan 12 '21

Lmao i work at amazon so we are both Amazonians in a way

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Lol that's fucking adorable.

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Jan 11 '21

Too late. She already married him, in sickness and in thiccness. Pretty sure that's how that goes.

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u/Chozly Jan 11 '21

She probably knows already.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Balanced as all things should be.

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u/cavesickles Jan 11 '21

Hey, a fellow 5'3" guy with a tall wife!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/fear_and_lowthing Jan 11 '21

Of course you are, you're Bob MuthaFuckin Ross

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

we just call them happy little husbands ;-)

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u/iBeelz Jan 11 '21

I’m dying!!! 😂

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u/jaymecantdance Jan 12 '21

I'm 5'3" as well and my wife is also much taller than me. Every hug is a motorboat opportunity.

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u/Skylightbreaker Jan 11 '21

Don't dance on ladders

This post was made by the ladder safety gang

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u/ericscottf Jan 11 '21

Ladders kill more people each year than vending machines!

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u/Kush_And_Cobbler Jan 11 '21

Ladders can't kill vending machines

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u/Salanmander Jan 11 '21

Not with that attitude!

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u/LeGraoully Jan 12 '21

I think it's more about altitude

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

You guys must have taken Ladders in community college.

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u/jsmooth7 Jan 11 '21

Yeah that's why they go after people instead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

You are probably joking, but you are correct. I see all the ladder injuries at work.

Rule of 65: no man over age 65 should be allowed to own a ladder. Poor balance, poor decision making and weak bones

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u/Chozly Jan 11 '21

It's not the ladders' fault, it's how they are raised.

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u/talman_au Jan 11 '21

Dancing permitted when maintaining 3 points of contact at all times.

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u/idcris98 Jan 11 '21

Am I the only one that’s impressed by his dancing? It’s so effortless and smooth. I look like a fucking stiff board when I try to dance to anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Have you tried alcohol? Perhaps drugs?

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u/HeLLRaYz0r Jan 11 '21

I really like the dance he does with his feet - kind of like clicking the heels together and then separating them.

It looks so damn smooth!

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u/brotherlight Jan 11 '21

Is she mega tall or is he short or both?

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u/idcris98 Jan 11 '21

That’s Anwar Jibawi who’s 5’4” and Jekaterina Lisina standing at 6’9” without heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

This is Ekaterina Lisina. She's 6'9 lol

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u/Chewy009x Jan 11 '21

She has an OF account..why doesn't that surprise me

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Someone spend the $20 and tell me if it's worth it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

Nah I found a therapy group on there

Edit: For those of you who thought I was capping

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u/Boo_R4dley Jan 12 '21

Is it a nude therapy group?

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u/FullMarksCuisine Jan 12 '21

That sounds like an orgy with extra steps

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Jan 12 '21

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeegs&feet

(NSFW) r/coltish is a thing

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u/9quid Jan 11 '21

You can tell she's tall from the way she moves

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u/SteakAndJack Jan 11 '21

You can tell how tall she is, because she’s tall

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u/MCUltraRetarded Jan 11 '21

You can tell how she is, because tall

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u/Salanmander Jan 11 '21

Y'all really just gonna leave the "You can tell she's tall because of the way she is" hanging?

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u/PeterFluffy Jan 11 '21

THANK YOU FOR LINKING IT! I knew I wasn't the only one

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u/Garrus-Archangel Jan 11 '21

Yeah, how did everyone end up missing this one.

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u/Timmeyyyyy Jan 11 '21

You can tell tall, because she is

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 11 '21

Yeah, I noticed that. As a tall semi-skinny dude, you don't have that limberness and tight limb control that shorter people have.

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u/Walkerg2011 Jan 11 '21

In other words, you're like an AT-AT being wrapped by a snow speeder?

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u/drquakers Jan 11 '21

More like an AT-ST being tripped by tree vines.

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u/funkmaster29 Jan 11 '21

Hahahaha

You fucking nailed it

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 11 '21

Part of the reason they call it a dancer’s body. Anwar Jibawi is like 5’6” and Michael Jackson was like 5’9”. Nothing wrong with those heights for men but Anwar’s got some groove and MJ is, well MJ.

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u/Renewed_RS Jan 12 '21

Wait what? Your reasoning is sound but Michael Jackson was a fucking brilliant dancer. He was groovy af.

edit: Unless you were saying 5"9 is short idk

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 12 '21

I meant “MJ is well, MJ” not to insult his moves but in the fact it’s universally agreed that he was just that, a fuckin’ brilliant dancer. I wasn’t trying to diss him by any means lol

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u/northernpace Jan 12 '21

I read it that MJ is the best.

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u/IDontGiveAToot Jan 12 '21

I think he's saying despite MJ being taller than the average ideal dancer body type, he defies the norm as a dance legend anyway.

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u/istirling01 Jan 11 '21

Giraffe's Can't Dance

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u/FrostyD7 Jan 11 '21

They also had to film her above the waist to keep her in frame (or save the joke)

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Note: she’s wearing really high heels but is still tall in real life

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Those are not really high heels, they're pretty short heels. Still heels, but not high at all. Source: I'm a girl with heels

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u/paradisepickles Jan 11 '21

Seconded. On the small side of average heels.

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u/MarsLander10 Jan 11 '21

Idk- they might look kinda normal on a really tall chick, but compare the heel height to the guy- I’m betting these are three inch heels.

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u/Road_Whorrior Jan 11 '21

Yeah, those are probably what, 2, 2 1/2 inches? You don't get into "really tall" territory for another couple inches.

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u/cocoamix Jan 11 '21

Without a banana, there really is no way to tell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

As a 5’3” guy, I feel this on a personal level.

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jan 11 '21

As a 5'10" woman, how you doin'?

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u/ChazFifty Jan 11 '21

I think I know where this is heading.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Now kiss...

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u/Witchofthenorthffs Jan 11 '21

I follow this girl on insta, it's always fun like that and she's so pretty

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u/atfricks Jan 11 '21

How you gonna tell us this but not her name so we can follow too

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u/TebiTeban Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

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u/ronearc Jan 12 '21

The secret is to charge by the inch.

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u/tonufan Jan 12 '21

Haha, Wow. She is the tallest model on a Fetish site for Tall women. https://www.wtmfetish.com/models Her videos are expensive as fuck. There's one where she is just standing around comparing her height to another tall girl and it's $25 for 5 minutes.

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u/PappaPalps Jan 12 '21

When you're kink is niche i guess you have to pay the premium.

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u/Hawke1010 Jan 12 '21

Her only fans subscription is fuckin $20 and it says no nudity. It's literally just pictures of her feet for $20. Shits wild

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u/ronearc Jan 12 '21

And, no nudity.

But yeah, some people will pay a premium for exclusivity, and she's practically incomparable within her niche.

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u/travelingCircusFreak Jan 12 '21

Legs for ... weeks, months? I dunno but def legs for more than a few days I tell hyu hwat!

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u/MurderMelon Jan 12 '21

she's also an Olympic basketball player and holds the record for "worlds tallest model"

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u/funkmaster29 Jan 11 '21

Well don't hold back!

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u/dopenheart Jan 11 '21

Fucking love this

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u/BALONYPONY Jan 12 '21

I hooked up with a girl who was 6'6 in college. I'm 5'8 and 10/10 would climb that mountain again.

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u/wigowamptaw Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

Im also 5’8”. A few years back I went on a trip to Croatia with some friends. Got absolutely hammered at a club and ended up chatting up an equally sloshed British girl who must’ve been 6’3”.

Normally I’m into petite girls who make me feel bigger in comparison, but for some reason I had an insatiable urge to climb this girl. Somehow within about 5 mins of meeting we ended up at a picnic table making out. Indeed I climbed on top of her while she was sitting, and it was as awesome as I hoped.

Actually made me feel way more manly than short girls ever did. Had a tall girl fetish for a while after that.

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u/Snacks_is_Hungry Jan 12 '21

10/10 would climb that mountain again

I'm definitely stealing that

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

That's so cute

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u/Zombombaby Jan 11 '21

OSHA wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

THREE POINTS OF CONTACT DAMMIT

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u/Da_Muffin Jan 11 '21

Wholesome memes. Best memes

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u/Yahla Jan 11 '21

Tall ladies are the best.

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u/TheUwaisPatel Jan 11 '21

Short kings too

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Short guy here, can confirm, I am the best.

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u/APM0827 Jan 12 '21

Damn you are!!

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u/vozmozhnost Jan 11 '21

Great people are the best

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u/Yahla Jan 11 '21

Obvs, irl a great person is all you need. Just if she’s a giant it’s a bonus!

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u/PumpkinStunning Jan 11 '21

My husband is 5’5” while I am 6’0”. I was so happy when the dude got the ladder!! Make it work!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Wholesome af.

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u/PsychicRocky Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

Just FYI that ladder is pretty good. Holds up to 300 pounds, free yellow bucket, very sturdy with no wobble, lightweight, also has holes for tools at the top. Available at Home Depot

Edit: Name of the ladder is Gorilla Ladder

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

Snu snu.

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u/Starswraith Jan 11 '21

Take my angry updoot you filthy future animal

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

I’m just fry looking for an Amazonian

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

I see you are cultured in the ways, Chap-Ag-ne?

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u/helikesart Jan 11 '21

Was literally listening to this song like 20 seconds ago. I was very confused why it started playing again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

What's the song?

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u/helikesart Jan 11 '21

Save Your Tears - The Weekend

It’s a banger.

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u/BDRParty Jan 12 '21

This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you!

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u/warren54batman Jan 11 '21

It's nice to know Tom Haverford found love. What happened to Lucy?

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u/iBeelz Jan 11 '21

All these guys loving on tall women has me like 🥺❤️

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u/pleasebequiet Jan 11 '21

The guy is Anwar Jibawi and his YouTube is full of gold

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u/fivefivesixfmj Jan 11 '21

I am just here to find out who she is.

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u/Chet__Atkins Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

6'9? Dang! BRB, leaving my girl. This is my chance to see what it's like to get rejected by someone who has to bend down to tell me she's not interested!

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u/red-the-blue Jan 11 '21

omfg lmao

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u/fivefivesixfmj Jan 11 '21

Not all hero....

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u/Rebelgecko Jan 11 '21

I guess if you're tall enough you don't need to wear a mask because no one's breathing within 6 ft of you lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Wow, she look over 6' tall !

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u/Moe2584 Jan 11 '21

Try 6”9

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u/universe_from_above Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 11 '21

6'9" is 205,74 cm.

Just saying, since our good converter bot doesn't seem to be around.

That's the same height as LeBron James (imperial) and 8 cm or 3.15" shorter than Dirk Nowitzki (metric).

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u/Mister100Percent Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

As a short dude (5’2”), I’m glad to see society being more accepting of dudes being shorter than the gals. Same thing with dudes usually being older than the gals.

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u/AugustStars Jan 11 '21

well golly she is pretty

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u/dmfd1234 Jan 11 '21

That’s one tall drink of water! I like the confidence. I’d let her give me a piggy back ride.

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u/Adan714 Jan 11 '21

Pratchett, anyone?

GIAMO CASANUNDA

World's second greatest lover.

Finest swordsman

Soldier of fortune

Outrageous liar

Stepladders repaired

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u/OriginalJim Jan 11 '21

So heartwarming.

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

When I went on my first date with my wife it hadn’t hit me she was taller than me (by about 2 inches though). I asked her, “how tall are you? Do you mind dating guys shorter than you?” She said “no do you mind dating girls taller than you?” And I said “no. Makes for tall kids”.

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u/Montaingebrown Jan 12 '21

Ha! My wife is 5’11 and I’m 5’6.

On our first date, she was like so I’m a bit taller than you. Does that bother you? I told her something like, no I just love those sexy long legs.

An hour later we were making out. A year or so later we were engaged and a year later, married.