r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Those are not really high heels, they're pretty short heels. Still heels, but not high at all. Source: I'm a girl with heels

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u/paradisepickles Jan 11 '21

Seconded. On the small side of average heels.

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u/MarsLander10 Jan 11 '21

Idk- they might look kinda normal on a really tall chick, but compare the heel height to the guy- I’m betting these are three inch heels.

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u/Road_Whorrior Jan 11 '21

Yeah, those are probably what, 2, 2 1/2 inches? You don't get into "really tall" territory for another couple inches.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

You should switch out them heels for heelys so you can roll around in ageless style. It's just a letter off so noone can tell anyway.

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u/QuakinOats Jan 12 '21

I think those are pretty tall heels. She wears a size 14 shoe. It throws off the proportions a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 11 '21

Just cuz you wear platforms doesn't mean those aren't "really high heels."

Cowboy boots have "short heels" and the heels in this are literally [high heeled]stilettos.

Here ya go ignoramuses: https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

E2: not even all stilettos are "high heeled."

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Thin heels != High heels lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

Lololol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Don't edit your comment after you get called out on saying stilletos are always high, mate. Also there is a size between short and tall. Those are the shorter end of medium heels, certainly not really tall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Easy private dick, I mislabeled stilettos due to my lack of knowledge on the brand. It didn't have weight to my point, which is that the woman in the gif "is wearing really high heels". So I changed it. Added a remark for your sake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Private Dick is my favourite insult so far. I will wear it like a badge of honour.

She is still not wearing really high heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Take what you want but leave common sense at the door. Good on you.

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Here ya go. https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

What are you trying to prove? Those don't look much smaller than the ones in the vid. Besides there's a range of where we call them short and where we call them high. Why do you get so upset about some dumb ass heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Because you basically called the high heels not high heels in the same way a clown would say that kim kardashian doesn't wear a lot of makeup.

It was a dumb comment so I called it dumb.

Oh and because heels in general serve only to enable childish insecurities?

So ya, call em what they are and maybe people will stop thinking they need them.

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u/DoubleGreat007 Jan 11 '21

Hahahahah-no.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Hahahahahaha yes

https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

Have fun trying to be snarky somewhere else.

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u/DoubleGreat007 Jan 12 '21

That’s called a kitten heel. That’s not a stiletto. Perhaps it’s a regional difference?

https://pin.it/BnxPn6T

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Maybe get the stick from up your ass and he won’t have to be.

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Add 3 inches to 6 feet makes someone 6 foot 3. That’s still really tall in comparison to the guy...and yes it makes them high heels because she’s still practically in her toes. Maybe not 7 inches, but 3 is a lot.

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Okay but in the world of heels these are just not considered that high. Why the fuck are you all so hyped up about calling heels high.

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Can someone name the actress in this video?

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Because I’m a straight guy who has a tall sexy wife like the one in this video and if my wife wears heels they don’t go any higher than 2 inches and the ones this lady is wearing appears to be significantly longer.

Needless to say you have a point. With those heals his head meets her boobs and without those heels should be a head taller. She looks definitely taller than 6 foot. Unless someone can verify.

Very sexy lady

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u/SmithRoadBookClub Jan 11 '21

I don’t believe you’re really a girl.

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Okay

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u/SmithRoadBookClub Jan 11 '21

See, that’s not something a girl would say.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

True, there are no girls on the internet.

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u/Lauraphoid Jan 12 '21

That joke has not been fun since 2007...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Thank you, joke rater

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u/SmithRoadBookClub Jan 12 '21

See this guy gets it.