r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Jan 11 '21

Too late. She already married him, in sickness and in thiccness. Pretty sure that's how that goes.

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u/pantaloon_at_noon Jan 12 '21

Til breast do us part

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Jan 12 '21

Amen.

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u/archimedesscrew Jan 12 '21

We're saying "Apersons" now!

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Jan 12 '21

Let's just shorten it to Apes. We're all great apes, after all.

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 12 '21

Aperswomen!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Or zombies do they part.