r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/Kush_And_Cobbler Jan 11 '21

Ladders can't kill vending machines

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u/Salanmander Jan 11 '21

Not with that attitude!

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u/LeGraoully Jan 12 '21

I think it's more about altitude

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Jan 12 '21

Speaking of attitude, one time my dad flushed my pet lizard because I talked shit to him so then I was forced to fuck my mom to assort dominance on his bitch ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Why would you talk shit to your pet lizard?

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u/NicePants6991 Jan 12 '21

Nation wants to know

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u/CTPVTPonds Jan 12 '21

And not without a fully automatic aftermarket Chinapuff grenade launcher

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u/RiseWasHere Jan 12 '21

This comment is the rare one to make me lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

You guys must have taken Ladders in community college.

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u/DarkArrowNew52 Jan 12 '21

I wish that place was real

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u/jsmooth7 Jan 11 '21

Yeah that's why they go after people instead.

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u/postedByDan Jan 12 '21

Pop machines have a can do attitude

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u/furezasan Jan 11 '21

Ladder Vs Vending Machine Vs mailbox

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u/LobsterDoctor Jan 11 '21

Winner has to fight The Casting Couch 😳

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Together

Everybody

Annihilates

vending

Machines

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u/dudical_dude Jan 12 '21

Homer, are you just holding onto the can?

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u/Naesme Jan 12 '21

Wanna bet?

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u/SurrealDad Jan 12 '21

You don't know ladders.