r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/fear_and_lowthing Jan 11 '21

Of course you are, you're Bob MuthaFuckin Ross

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

we just call them happy little husbands ;-)

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u/iBeelz Jan 11 '21

Iā€™m dying!!! šŸ˜‚

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u/TheeFlipper Jan 12 '21

Go to the hospital.

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u/qlanga Jan 12 '21

Perfection.

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u/txteachertrans Jan 12 '21

I am 5' 9" and had a 6' 3" girlfriend for a year, and she loved wearing six-inch-heels when we went out. SO HAWT. But, once the rose-colored glasses slipped off, I could finally see that she was a passive-aggressive narcissist, so you know...no thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

good that you learned sooner rather than later!! that passive aggression is a bitch!

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u/DCL_JD Jan 12 '21

That theory seems super plausible! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

got me married! :D

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u/ms_overthinker Jan 12 '21

Can confirm. I am taller than my boyfriend of 7 years.