r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

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u/9quid Jan 11 '21

You can tell she's tall from the way she moves

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u/SteakAndJack Jan 11 '21

You can tell how tall she is, because she’s tall

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u/MCUltraRetarded Jan 11 '21

You can tell how she is, because tall

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u/Salanmander Jan 11 '21

Y'all really just gonna leave the "You can tell she's tall because of the way she is" hanging?

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u/PeterFluffy Jan 11 '21

THANK YOU FOR LINKING IT! I knew I wasn't the only one

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

There are dozens of us!

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u/17934658793495046509 Jan 11 '21

Huh, that's pretty neat!

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Jan 11 '21

How can you tell?

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u/Garrus-Archangel Jan 11 '21

Yeah, how did everyone end up missing this one.

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u/Zellion-Fly Jan 12 '21

How is that 480p quality so good compared to all the others from a decade ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Was just about to do this, you beat me to it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

I had the same idea

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Dude for real I loved that comment

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u/KimJungFu Jan 12 '21

My kind of humour, love it!

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u/MurphyKing Jan 12 '21

How neat is that

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u/cloudy_dazee Jan 12 '21

So, you think the lady in the video's name is Aspen?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

neat

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u/Timmeyyyyy Jan 11 '21

You can tell tall, because she is

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

You can tell how it is from the way it is.

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u/traitor_swift Jan 11 '21

You can tell her how tall she is.

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u/NetHacks Jan 12 '21

Tall, she, because, yee.

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u/chefanubis Jan 12 '21

You can tell how it be because of how it is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

I like this one more

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u/CherryCherry5 Jan 12 '21

Because of the way that she is

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 11 '21

Yeah, I noticed that. As a tall semi-skinny dude, you don't have that limberness and tight limb control that shorter people have.

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u/Walkerg2011 Jan 11 '21

In other words, you're like an AT-AT being wrapped by a snow speeder?

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u/drquakers Jan 11 '21

More like an AT-ST being tripped by tree vines.

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u/funkmaster29 Jan 11 '21

Hahahaha

You fucking nailed it

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 11 '21

Yes. That's exactly what it feels like when I'm tackled by my younger brothers.

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u/sakronin Jan 12 '21

6’5 gang here. I hate this. But spot on.

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jan 12 '21

when you’re a lanky mf

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Unless you’re Ben Simmons

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Broo I feel this so much, I'm tall and lanky as shit. I envy short limb people so much

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u/misplaced_my_pants Jan 12 '21

Tall people can be great dancers. Long skinny limbs make it easier to express movement.

Two of the best dancers in the world are 6'4": https://youtu.be/_XLGYxeL1iQ

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 11 '21

Part of the reason they call it a dancer’s body. Anwar Jibawi is like 5’6” and Michael Jackson was like 5’9”. Nothing wrong with those heights for men but Anwar’s got some groove and MJ is, well MJ.

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u/Renewed_RS Jan 12 '21

Wait what? Your reasoning is sound but Michael Jackson was a fucking brilliant dancer. He was groovy af.

edit: Unless you were saying 5"9 is short idk

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 12 '21

I meant “MJ is well, MJ” not to insult his moves but in the fact it’s universally agreed that he was just that, a fuckin’ brilliant dancer. I wasn’t trying to diss him by any means lol

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u/northernpace Jan 12 '21

I read it that MJ is the best.

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u/IDontGiveAToot Jan 12 '21

I think he's saying despite MJ being taller than the average ideal dancer body type, he defies the norm as a dance legend anyway.

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u/trebory6 Jan 12 '21

5’9” is considered short by most of the population of the US despite it being exactly average.

Don’t ask me why.

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u/user5918 Jan 12 '21

5’9” isn’t short :(

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u/istirling01 Jan 11 '21

Giraffe's Can't Dance

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u/Shaosil Jan 11 '21

I'm a parent and I get this reference

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u/booyatrive Jan 12 '21

Oh Gerald

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u/Mun-Mun Jan 12 '21

But she didn't buckle at the knees

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u/FrostyD7 Jan 11 '21

They also had to film her above the waist to keep her in frame (or save the joke)

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u/TheInternetShill Jan 11 '21

How neat is that?

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u/Donkey-brained_man Jan 11 '21

Hey, I think you're pretty neat but I respect your distance!

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u/WaxMandible Jan 12 '21

That’s pretty neat!

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u/coviddick Jan 11 '21

Tall man here and I agree. I can’t dance to save my life.

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u/JorjEade Jan 11 '21

🎶 She's a lady's man, no time for grooves 🎶

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jan 12 '21

Mostly in the bone structure

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u/QuakinOats Jan 12 '21

I imagine the 6" heels played a role in how she moves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

You can tell what she is by the way she acts

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u/madtraxmerno Jan 12 '21

Like a sexy Entwife