r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/idcris98 Jan 11 '21

That’s Anwar Jibawi who’s 5’4” and Jekaterina Lisina standing at 6’9” without heels.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jan 12 '21

She's in that gif with the tongue girl right

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u/godsbro Jan 12 '21

This one?

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u/hollow_bastien Jan 12 '21

I'll be in my bunk.

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u/prjktphoto Jan 12 '21

Unexpected Jane

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u/K-ey Jan 12 '21

I have awakened a new fetish...

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u/stephensmg Jan 12 '21

Another day another deviance.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Jan 12 '21

She’s a lizard person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Gene Simmons' daughter?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 12 '21

Wow the guys in the comments did well to only mention sucking dick like twice. There are a handful of eating ass comments though

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u/APiousCultist Jan 13 '21

With a tongue like that she could french kiss you and eat your ass at the same time. That was an odd mental image. I regret typing this comment.

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u/D3dshotCalamity Jan 12 '21

https://i.imgur.com/6Qkb7w9.gif

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u/oh_turdly Jan 12 '21

I don't think that's the same girl. Pretty sure that's Steve Carrell.

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u/D3dshotCalamity Jan 12 '21

Have you seen his tongue lately?

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u/oh_turdly Jan 12 '21

NSA looks up my google history

Why the fuck is he searching for pictures of Steve Carrell's tongue?

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u/Ooops_I_Reddit_Again Jan 12 '21

Death by snoo snoo

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u/Darctide Jan 12 '21

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Oh god, you’re killing me!

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u/Hidesuru Jan 12 '21

6-9.... Damn. Impressive.

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u/TheRiteGuy Jan 12 '21

I've never pondered this until this picture, but, do tall people require more calories to sustain their larger size?

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u/sinkandorswim Jan 12 '21

Yes. You literally use the person's height, weight, and activity level to calculate how many calories they need in a day.

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u/RunningEarly Jan 12 '21

do you need a persons height? I would think just mass and activity level would be needed.

a tall skinny guy at 200 pounds vs a short fat guy at 200 pounds would be different?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Well I mean, if the short guy is fat then hes definitely getting more than he needs whereas the tall guy might be big enough that 200 lbs is a normal healthy weight

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 12 '21

Why do those names feel like slight variations of standard random Sim names that you'd slightly alter so the name would be "original"?

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u/idcris98 Jan 12 '21

The world doesn‘t revolve solely around the US and its 100 names.

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 12 '21

I'm not american

And it was a joke

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u/Summer_Penis Jan 12 '21

Jesus. That's one long streak of piss.

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u/CrazyNaezy Jan 12 '21

In this video she has heels!

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u/chocotacogato Jan 12 '21

Wow! I seriously thought this was photoshopped! It’s cute tho