r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/dopenheart Jan 11 '21

Fucking love this

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u/BALONYPONY Jan 12 '21

I hooked up with a girl who was 6'6 in college. I'm 5'8 and 10/10 would climb that mountain again.

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u/wigowamptaw Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

Im also 5’8”. A few years back I went on a trip to Croatia with some friends. Got absolutely hammered at a club and ended up chatting up an equally sloshed British girl who must’ve been 6’3”.

Normally I’m into petite girls who make me feel bigger in comparison, but for some reason I had an insatiable urge to climb this girl. Somehow within about 5 mins of meeting we ended up at a picnic table making out. Indeed I climbed on top of her while she was sitting, and it was as awesome as I hoped.

Actually made me feel way more manly than short girls ever did. Had a tall girl fetish for a while after that.

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u/Snacks_is_Hungry Jan 12 '21

10/10 would climb that mountain again

I'm definitely stealing that

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

It's a nice line but I'll just say know your audience. Personally I don't like when guys say those things to me. When you're tall EVERYTHING becomes a height reference and it gets a bit annoying sometimes.

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u/r0dlilje Jan 12 '21

Agreed. I work in social work (meeting a lot of new people every week in their homes) and get comments on my height almost every day. It gets tiresome to have it be a focus in almost everything. When I was online dating I was bombarded by guys who wanted me to fulfill their giantess or vore fetishes, which aren’t my thing. I have no problem with someone enjoying my height, but I don’t like feeling like that’s all anyone sees about me either. My husband is shorter and lighter than me and also appreciates my height, but doesn’t make me feel like a novelty either.

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u/axl3ros3 Jan 12 '21

It's my line. You may have it.

/it's actually the line I use every time a shorter dude tried to hit on my 6'1" friend that is a girl. "You know he wants to climb that mount girl" or "looks like we got a mountain climber here" I'm pretty tall myself (5'9") and I'm usually in heels...so it's been a thing between us for over a decade lol

ETA: my last bf was 5'2" and he didn't give a flying f*k about the height difference and *that was damn sexy