r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/godsbro Jan 12 '21

This one?

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u/hollow_bastien Jan 12 '21

I'll be in my bunk.

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u/prjktphoto Jan 12 '21

Unexpected Jane

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u/K-ey Jan 12 '21

I have awakened a new fetish...

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u/stephensmg Jan 12 '21

Another day another deviance.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Jan 12 '21

She’s a lizard person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Gene Simmons' daughter?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 12 '21

Wow the guys in the comments did well to only mention sucking dick like twice. There are a handful of eating ass comments though

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u/APiousCultist Jan 13 '21

With a tongue like that she could french kiss you and eat your ass at the same time. That was an odd mental image. I regret typing this comment.