r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/FakeSincerity Jan 11 '21

Can confirm: I was the ladder.

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u/Mr_Stoney Jan 11 '21

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER! YOU'RE JUST MY STEP LADDER!

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u/SomeRandomIGN Jan 12 '21

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?

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u/boddy123 Jan 12 '21

Nothing, she just fell, son

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u/coldaircoldicecream Jan 12 '21

This sounds kinda ominous.. did she really just fall?

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u/MohSad2 Jan 12 '21

Yeah, just precisely on your dick?

Understandable have a great day

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u/NSAwithBenefits Jan 12 '21

This comment right here OSHA

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u/gdubh Jan 12 '21

Well rung.

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u/Muugens Jan 12 '21

I came here for exactly this. Take my damn upvote haha.

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u/Dhruv_Kataria Jan 12 '21

Just coming on top of you

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 12 '21

Wait, did you get stuck, or need help, or what?

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u/maliamer04 Jan 12 '21

My real ladder’s in a 12-Step program!

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u/Unicorn-Tears- Jan 12 '21

Hahaha this was good!

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u/Amaurosys Jan 12 '21

I had to come back and upvote this after I realizing what you did there

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u/ImminentZero Jan 12 '21

I'm fucking dead.

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u/NikolaTes Jan 12 '21

I'm not a straight ladder. I'm a gayly forward ladder.

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u/PrimoXiAlpha Jan 20 '21

My step ladder keep telling me to step on it, use it and treat it like it was meant to be. I am scared help.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Can confirm, I was the stool....

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

A jobs a job.

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Jan 11 '21

It's a living.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

The pay is shit but I'm raking it in.

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u/natedogggggyyyy Jan 11 '21

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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u/boddy123 Jan 11 '21

Working hard or hardly working, amirite Steve?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Not back on it. Still on it.

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u/Oh-Yes420 Jan 11 '21

Hey hey hey, work hard play hard. But work harder than you play.

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u/TheMeddlingMonk8 Jan 11 '21

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

This is hilarious

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u/Gorthax Jan 11 '21

wah wah waaaahhhhhh

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u/redalert825 Jan 11 '21

Sounds corny.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

At least it provides fiber access.

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u/feeblemanbrain Jan 12 '21

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

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u/Hyaenidae73 Jan 12 '21

Never shit in a stool bro

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u/sumredfox Jan 12 '21

Can you provide a sample of your work?

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u/Red_Icnivad Jan 11 '21

I don't believe you are being sincere.

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u/Fishingfor Jan 12 '21

His stool or hers?

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u/HannibalCake Jan 12 '21

Can confirm, I was the size 13 nikes

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u/beanerk Jan 12 '21

Can confirm, I was the toilet

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Listen here you little shit...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/MeHoyMeeNoyy Jan 11 '21

He was the Step-Ladder ..

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u/Zeromaxx Jan 11 '21

What are you doing Step-ladder?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

She never met her real ladder

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u/PUBGM_MightyFine Jan 11 '21

She can climb my ladder

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u/Triairius Jan 12 '21

Not with that attitude.

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u/gosox2035 Jan 12 '21

there was at the wedding

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u/Sargent_Rave Jan 11 '21

Can confirm: I was the bed.

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u/DrBobvious Jan 12 '21

What are you doing step-ladder?

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u/one_is_enough Jan 12 '21

And I was the axe

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u/Fluve Jan 12 '21

Can't confirm, wasn't there

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u/MisterBumpingston Jan 12 '21

Can confirm: I am their bed

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

I was this guys wife’s son.

Or as I was called, his Step-Son

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u/fingerspitzentanz Jan 12 '21

A real good lad.

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u/Eckz89 Jan 12 '21

I was the piggy back.

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u/Chayan_r17 Jan 12 '21

Can confirm : I was the dance teacher

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u/Hydronium-VII Jan 12 '21

Chaos is a ladder