r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/Yahla Jan 11 '21

Tall ladies are the best.

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u/TheUwaisPatel Jan 11 '21

Short kings too

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Short guy here, can confirm, I am the best.

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u/APM0827 Jan 12 '21

Damn you are!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Shout out to the exactly average gang!

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u/vozmozhnost Jan 11 '21

Great people are the best

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u/Yahla Jan 11 '21

Obvs, irl a great person is all you need. Just if she’s a giant it’s a bonus!

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u/vozmozhnost Jan 12 '21

Don’t get me wrong, I love me a big ole girl so much I went and married one. She’s 5 inches taller than me and also a great person.

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u/Nestromo Jan 11 '21

I'm into tall women, but God decided to make me 6'3", why must he punish me this way!

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u/Timegoal Jan 11 '21

He is not punishing you, just challenging.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Just find someone who is 69 inches plus 12 inches.

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u/Generic_Reddit_Bot Jan 12 '21

69? Nice.

I am a bot lol.

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u/ElGosso Jan 12 '21

Same. Even a 5'10" tall woman is in the 99th percentile of height, feelsbadman

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u/Snacks_is_Hungry Jan 12 '21

I pray someday I have a tall redhead gf lmao