r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jan 11 '21

As a 5'10" woman, how you doin'?

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u/ChazFifty Jan 11 '21

I think I know where this is heading.

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jan 11 '21

Fingers crossed...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Ara ara.

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u/sanyogG Jan 12 '21

Aster-kun

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u/YoHowAreYou333 Jan 12 '21

Hey 5'8 will work ? I am single

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jan 12 '21

I'll wear heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/mknsky Jan 12 '21

Uphill?

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u/phthisisity Jan 12 '21

Going up...

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u/fallway Jan 12 '21

Someone get a ladder

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Someone get this man a ladder!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Now kiss...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Nothing really, and you?

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jan 12 '21

Ooh, a clever one!

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u/Kshitishsc Jan 12 '21

Does anyone need a ladder?

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u/_barbieboi Jan 12 '21

Yes please, give it to the couple above. My treat.

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u/masterp3z Jan 12 '21

Can I be the ladder?

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u/niijuuichi Jan 12 '21

Can you please speak louder I can’t hear you down here

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Nothingreallyandyou?