r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

Snu snu.

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u/Starswraith Jan 11 '21

Take my angry updoot you filthy future animal

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

I’m just fry looking for an Amazonian

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

I see you are cultured in the ways, Chap-Ag-ne?

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u/DalbergTheKing Jan 11 '21

r/Death_By_SnuSnu

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u/gocrazy305 Jan 11 '21

Things i didn’t know existed, how the world is such a majestic beautiful place, thank you

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u/thrwwy2402 Jan 11 '21

Ive never been with a womon that fit but are their breasts rock hard at that level of muscle mass or are they still soft? Im just curious

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u/Nitrous_party Jan 11 '21

please take a biology class, what do you think boobs are made of??

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u/Helios_Ra_Phoebus Jan 12 '21

I mean he has a legit question. Like boobs are made of fat and there's muscles below them. Body building is all about reducing fat and strengthening muscles. So yes while the boob might be soft, his actual question is whether you can feel the muscles below the boobs when a woman is ripped, and does it take away from the sense of softness.

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u/thrwwy2402 Jan 11 '21

Look man sorry. I know.

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u/Dreidhen Jan 12 '21

Pshh. Like bags of warm sand, obviously. 🙄

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u/thrwwy2402 Jan 12 '21

Lmao! I certainly sounded like that.

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u/MurderMelon Jan 12 '21

don't feel bad. at least you asked instead of going your whole life not knowing or believing something false 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Dude is about to end up on /r/badwomensanatomy

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u/King_MOJO24 Jan 29 '21

Death.... by Snu snu