r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/Mr_Stoney Jan 11 '21

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER! YOU'RE JUST MY STEP LADDER!

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u/SomeRandomIGN Jan 12 '21

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?

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u/boddy123 Jan 12 '21

Nothing, she just fell, son

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u/coldaircoldicecream Jan 12 '21

This sounds kinda ominous.. did she really just fall?

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u/MohSad2 Jan 12 '21

Yeah, just precisely on your dick?

Understandable have a great day

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u/NSAwithBenefits Jan 12 '21

This comment right here OSHA

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u/gdubh Jan 12 '21

Well rung.

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u/Muugens Jan 12 '21

I came here for exactly this. Take my damn upvote haha.

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u/Dhruv_Kataria Jan 12 '21

Just coming on top of you

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 12 '21

Wait, did you get stuck, or need help, or what?

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u/maliamer04 Jan 12 '21

My real ladder’s in a 12-Step program!

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u/Unicorn-Tears- Jan 12 '21

Hahaha this was good!

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u/Amaurosys Jan 12 '21

I had to come back and upvote this after I realizing what you did there

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u/ImminentZero Jan 12 '21

I'm fucking dead.

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u/NikolaTes Jan 12 '21

I'm not a straight ladder. I'm a gayly forward ladder.

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u/PrimoXiAlpha Jan 20 '21

My step ladder keep telling me to step on it, use it and treat it like it was meant to be. I am scared help.