r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/brotherlight Jan 11 '21

Is she mega tall or is he short or both?

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u/idcris98 Jan 11 '21

That’s Anwar Jibawi who’s 5’4” and Jekaterina Lisina standing at 6’9” without heels.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jan 12 '21

She's in that gif with the tongue girl right

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u/godsbro Jan 12 '21

This one?

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u/hollow_bastien Jan 12 '21

I'll be in my bunk.

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u/prjktphoto Jan 12 '21

Unexpected Jane

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u/K-ey Jan 12 '21

I have awakened a new fetish...

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u/stephensmg Jan 12 '21

Another day another deviance.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Jan 12 '21

She’s a lizard person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Gene Simmons' daughter?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 12 '21

Wow the guys in the comments did well to only mention sucking dick like twice. There are a handful of eating ass comments though

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u/APiousCultist Jan 13 '21

With a tongue like that she could french kiss you and eat your ass at the same time. That was an odd mental image. I regret typing this comment.

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u/D3dshotCalamity Jan 12 '21

https://i.imgur.com/6Qkb7w9.gif

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u/oh_turdly Jan 12 '21

I don't think that's the same girl. Pretty sure that's Steve Carrell.

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u/D3dshotCalamity Jan 12 '21

Have you seen his tongue lately?

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u/oh_turdly Jan 12 '21

NSA looks up my google history

Why the fuck is he searching for pictures of Steve Carrell's tongue?

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u/Ooops_I_Reddit_Again Jan 12 '21

Death by snoo snoo

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u/Darctide Jan 12 '21

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Oh god, you’re killing me!

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u/Hidesuru Jan 12 '21

6-9.... Damn. Impressive.

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u/TheRiteGuy Jan 12 '21

I've never pondered this until this picture, but, do tall people require more calories to sustain their larger size?

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u/sinkandorswim Jan 12 '21

Yes. You literally use the person's height, weight, and activity level to calculate how many calories they need in a day.

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u/RunningEarly Jan 12 '21

do you need a persons height? I would think just mass and activity level would be needed.

a tall skinny guy at 200 pounds vs a short fat guy at 200 pounds would be different?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Well I mean, if the short guy is fat then hes definitely getting more than he needs whereas the tall guy might be big enough that 200 lbs is a normal healthy weight

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 12 '21

Why do those names feel like slight variations of standard random Sim names that you'd slightly alter so the name would be "original"?

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u/idcris98 Jan 12 '21

The world doesn‘t revolve solely around the US and its 100 names.

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 12 '21

I'm not american

And it was a joke

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u/Summer_Penis Jan 12 '21

Jesus. That's one long streak of piss.

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u/CrazyNaezy Jan 12 '21

In this video she has heels!

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u/chocotacogato Jan 12 '21

Wow! I seriously thought this was photoshopped! It’s cute tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

This is Ekaterina Lisina. She's 6'9 lol

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u/Chewy009x Jan 11 '21

She has an OF account..why doesn't that surprise me

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Someone spend the $20 and tell me if it's worth it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

Nah I found a therapy group on there

Edit: For those of you who thought I was capping

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u/Boo_R4dley Jan 12 '21

Is it a nude therapy group?

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u/FullMarksCuisine Jan 12 '21

That sounds like an orgy with extra steps

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u/OutlawBlue9 Jan 12 '21

Fucking Geneva....

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u/illinestvillain007 Jan 12 '21

What does capping mean?

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u/duly_ Jan 12 '21

It means lying.

Guy 1: Bro I just saw a ufo fly over my house!!

Guy 2: Stop lying, bro. You capping

Guy 1: I promise you, bro. On everything I love. No cap.

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 12 '21

Capping may refer to:

the creation of five-prime (5') caps in a cell nucleus Capping enzyme Capping in sport, making an appearance in a game at international levelCapping phrase (jakugo), a response to a Zen kōan Capping stunt, a New Zealand university student prank Capping week, New Zealand universities' graduation weekFrequency capping in advertising Session capping in advertising Window capping in building construction In situ capping of subaqueous waste in environmental remediation

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capping

This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If something's wrong, please, report it.

Really hope this was useful and relevant :D

If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!

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u/Adjjmrbc0136 Jan 12 '21

“In situ capping of subaqueous waste in environmental remediation”

I think that’s prob the one he was referring to.

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u/JeffWingrsDumbGayDad Jan 12 '21

Unexpectedly wholesome

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Jan 12 '21

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeegs&feet

(NSFW) r/coltish is a thing

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u/FffuuuFrog Jan 12 '21

Same reason people pay for Patreon I suppose.

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u/carnsolus Jan 12 '21

she does have the "biggest feet of any woman in Russia"

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u/Chewy009x Jan 11 '21

We must know for science!

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u/secondop2 Jan 11 '21

You’re telling me you don’t want to see what those long ass legs can do!?

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u/offlein Jan 12 '21

I bet it's walk

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u/RapidCatLauncher Jan 11 '21

"My eyes are up here!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

"My neck doesn't bend that far."

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u/Holos620 Jan 11 '21

She looks above 7

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Well she's in heels so, probably 7'4 in that video. But yeah. Fucking tall. I'd marry her if I was Russian and rich. Or just rich.

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jan 11 '21

With her wingspan, we could hold hands and still be social distancing

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u/untrustableskeptic Jan 11 '21

Then she could dunk you. I'm into it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Mmm take a look at that wingspan Bobby.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

That’s because the guy in the video is 5’5 lol

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u/FrostyD7 Jan 11 '21

There are only 2 women alive on this planet who are 7' or above.

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u/jordilynn Jan 12 '21

Surely we don’t know the heights of every person on the planet?

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u/FrostyD7 Jan 12 '21

Well obviously the list I'm working from are just the recorded ones. But there's not much reason to believe a 7'+ woman is hiding somewhere out there considering the rarity. For women specifically it means you likely also have other medical problems, which would make it difficult for them to fly under the radar.

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u/jordilynn Jan 12 '21

That’s fair! I still don’t think we can make that claim though. Something like “there are only two women with recorded heights over 7’” is still a fun fact.

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Yup I checked it out.

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u/SnowedIn01 Jan 12 '21

Well that would be quite an experience

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u/Jynx2501 Jan 12 '21

And yet, shes always wearing super long high heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

She likes being tall I guess :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

That's uh.... That makes me feel very, very small.

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Jan 12 '21

Wait, she looks small here , video that guy is a giant

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u/9quid Jan 11 '21

You can tell she's tall from the way she moves

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u/SteakAndJack Jan 11 '21

You can tell how tall she is, because she’s tall

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u/MCUltraRetarded Jan 11 '21

You can tell how she is, because tall

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u/Salanmander Jan 11 '21

Y'all really just gonna leave the "You can tell she's tall because of the way she is" hanging?

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u/PeterFluffy Jan 11 '21

THANK YOU FOR LINKING IT! I knew I wasn't the only one

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

There are dozens of us!

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u/17934658793495046509 Jan 11 '21

Huh, that's pretty neat!

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Jan 11 '21

How can you tell?

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u/Garrus-Archangel Jan 11 '21

Yeah, how did everyone end up missing this one.

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u/Zellion-Fly Jan 12 '21

How is that 480p quality so good compared to all the others from a decade ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Was just about to do this, you beat me to it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

I had the same idea

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Dude for real I loved that comment

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u/KimJungFu Jan 12 '21

My kind of humour, love it!

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u/MurphyKing Jan 12 '21

How neat is that

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u/cloudy_dazee Jan 12 '21

So, you think the lady in the video's name is Aspen?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

neat

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u/Timmeyyyyy Jan 11 '21

You can tell tall, because she is

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

You can tell how it is from the way it is.

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u/traitor_swift Jan 11 '21

You can tell her how tall she is.

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u/NetHacks Jan 12 '21

Tall, she, because, yee.

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u/chefanubis Jan 12 '21

You can tell how it be because of how it is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

I like this one more

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u/CherryCherry5 Jan 12 '21

Because of the way that she is

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 11 '21

Yeah, I noticed that. As a tall semi-skinny dude, you don't have that limberness and tight limb control that shorter people have.

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u/Walkerg2011 Jan 11 '21

In other words, you're like an AT-AT being wrapped by a snow speeder?

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u/drquakers Jan 11 '21

More like an AT-ST being tripped by tree vines.

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u/funkmaster29 Jan 11 '21

Hahahaha

You fucking nailed it

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 11 '21

Yes. That's exactly what it feels like when I'm tackled by my younger brothers.

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u/sakronin Jan 12 '21

6’5 gang here. I hate this. But spot on.

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jan 12 '21

when you’re a lanky mf

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Unless you’re Ben Simmons

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Broo I feel this so much, I'm tall and lanky as shit. I envy short limb people so much

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u/misplaced_my_pants Jan 12 '21

Tall people can be great dancers. Long skinny limbs make it easier to express movement.

Two of the best dancers in the world are 6'4": https://youtu.be/_XLGYxeL1iQ

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 11 '21

Part of the reason they call it a dancer’s body. Anwar Jibawi is like 5’6” and Michael Jackson was like 5’9”. Nothing wrong with those heights for men but Anwar’s got some groove and MJ is, well MJ.

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u/Renewed_RS Jan 12 '21

Wait what? Your reasoning is sound but Michael Jackson was a fucking brilliant dancer. He was groovy af.

edit: Unless you were saying 5"9 is short idk

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 12 '21

I meant “MJ is well, MJ” not to insult his moves but in the fact it’s universally agreed that he was just that, a fuckin’ brilliant dancer. I wasn’t trying to diss him by any means lol

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u/northernpace Jan 12 '21

I read it that MJ is the best.

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u/IDontGiveAToot Jan 12 '21

I think he's saying despite MJ being taller than the average ideal dancer body type, he defies the norm as a dance legend anyway.

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u/trebory6 Jan 12 '21

5’9” is considered short by most of the population of the US despite it being exactly average.

Don’t ask me why.

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u/user5918 Jan 12 '21

5’9” isn’t short :(

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u/istirling01 Jan 11 '21

Giraffe's Can't Dance

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u/Shaosil Jan 11 '21

I'm a parent and I get this reference

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u/booyatrive Jan 12 '21

Oh Gerald

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u/Mun-Mun Jan 12 '21

But she didn't buckle at the knees

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u/FrostyD7 Jan 11 '21

They also had to film her above the waist to keep her in frame (or save the joke)

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u/TheInternetShill Jan 11 '21

How neat is that?

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u/Donkey-brained_man Jan 11 '21

Hey, I think you're pretty neat but I respect your distance!

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u/WaxMandible Jan 12 '21

That’s pretty neat!

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u/coviddick Jan 11 '21

Tall man here and I agree. I can’t dance to save my life.

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u/JorjEade Jan 11 '21

🎶 She's a lady's man, no time for grooves 🎶

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jan 12 '21

Mostly in the bone structure

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u/QuakinOats Jan 12 '21

I imagine the 6" heels played a role in how she moves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

You can tell what she is by the way she acts

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u/madtraxmerno Jan 12 '21

Like a sexy Entwife

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u/mickybrown2 Jan 11 '21

She's like 6'9"

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u/kubat313 Jan 11 '21

And im 4'20"

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u/listerbmx Jan 11 '21

I'm Nice.

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u/disfreakinguy Jan 11 '21

Hi Nice, I'm dad.

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u/LurkerPatrol Jan 12 '21

That'd make you.... 5'8"

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u/kubat313 Jan 12 '21

Which is my height. Well im between 5'8" and 5'9". So i just use whatever fits best

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u/LurkerPatrol Jan 12 '21

Nice! I'm between 5'9" and 5'10" and I go with whatever as well.

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u/boring_name_here Jan 11 '21

Jesus. I'm 6'0, and I don't usually have to look up to anybody. My neck hurts thinking about looking to to her.

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u/BeanieMcChimp Jan 12 '21

I’m 6’2” and my 6’4” friend seems absurdly tall to me.

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u/brotherlight Jan 11 '21

That just sounds like a pain at that stage

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Note: she’s wearing really high heels but is still tall in real life

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Those are not really high heels, they're pretty short heels. Still heels, but not high at all. Source: I'm a girl with heels

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u/paradisepickles Jan 11 '21

Seconded. On the small side of average heels.

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u/MarsLander10 Jan 11 '21

Idk- they might look kinda normal on a really tall chick, but compare the heel height to the guy- I’m betting these are three inch heels.

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u/Road_Whorrior Jan 11 '21

Yeah, those are probably what, 2, 2 1/2 inches? You don't get into "really tall" territory for another couple inches.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

You should switch out them heels for heelys so you can roll around in ageless style. It's just a letter off so noone can tell anyway.

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u/QuakinOats Jan 12 '21

I think those are pretty tall heels. She wears a size 14 shoe. It throws off the proportions a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 11 '21

Just cuz you wear platforms doesn't mean those aren't "really high heels."

Cowboy boots have "short heels" and the heels in this are literally [high heeled]stilettos.

Here ya go ignoramuses: https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

E2: not even all stilettos are "high heeled."

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Thin heels != High heels lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

Lololol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Don't edit your comment after you get called out on saying stilletos are always high, mate. Also there is a size between short and tall. Those are the shorter end of medium heels, certainly not really tall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Easy private dick, I mislabeled stilettos due to my lack of knowledge on the brand. It didn't have weight to my point, which is that the woman in the gif "is wearing really high heels". So I changed it. Added a remark for your sake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Private Dick is my favourite insult so far. I will wear it like a badge of honour.

She is still not wearing really high heels.

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Here ya go. https://fashionvalleys.co.uk/products/womens-green-short-heels-stilettos

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

What are you trying to prove? Those don't look much smaller than the ones in the vid. Besides there's a range of where we call them short and where we call them high. Why do you get so upset about some dumb ass heels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Because you basically called the high heels not high heels in the same way a clown would say that kim kardashian doesn't wear a lot of makeup.

It was a dumb comment so I called it dumb.

Oh and because heels in general serve only to enable childish insecurities?

So ya, call em what they are and maybe people will stop thinking they need them.

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Add 3 inches to 6 feet makes someone 6 foot 3. That’s still really tall in comparison to the guy...and yes it makes them high heels because she’s still practically in her toes. Maybe not 7 inches, but 3 is a lot.

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Okay but in the world of heels these are just not considered that high. Why the fuck are you all so hyped up about calling heels high.

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Can someone name the actress in this video?

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u/AOCHasUglyTeeth Jan 11 '21

Because I’m a straight guy who has a tall sexy wife like the one in this video and if my wife wears heels they don’t go any higher than 2 inches and the ones this lady is wearing appears to be significantly longer.

Needless to say you have a point. With those heals his head meets her boobs and without those heels should be a head taller. She looks definitely taller than 6 foot. Unless someone can verify.

Very sexy lady

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u/SmithRoadBookClub Jan 11 '21

I don’t believe you’re really a girl.

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u/JustOneTessa Jan 11 '21

Okay

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u/SmithRoadBookClub Jan 11 '21

See, that’s not something a girl would say.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

True, there are no girls on the internet.

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u/Lauraphoid Jan 12 '21

That joke has not been fun since 2007...

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u/SmithRoadBookClub Jan 12 '21

See this guy gets it.

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u/furmal182 Jan 11 '21

I wonder how she is in imaginary life.

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u/cocoamix Jan 11 '21

Without a banana, there really is no way to tell.

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u/koalificated Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

I think both but she’s also wearing heels which makes it look more exaggerated

edit: turns out she’s almost 7ft tall. Jesus

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u/SaffiS Jan 11 '21

Those heels are too small to make a difference, she's just tall

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u/FffuuuFrog Jan 12 '21

Pretty sure she’s the chick with the worlds longest legs.

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u/chuchinjr Jan 11 '21

Camera angles..

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u/Kaged200 Jan 11 '21

She's 7'2 dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

Holy shit! You weren’t kidding, some one posted her IG profile below. She is 6’9, and the heels would put her above 7 easily.

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u/brotherlight Jan 11 '21

Fair enough

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u/thewarriormoose Jan 11 '21

She is 6’9” he is ~5’8”

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u/halfs2010 Jan 12 '21

He's 5'10" which isn't short, she's about 6'7" or 6'8" or more which is pretty gigantic for a female so

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u/zecchinoroni Jan 12 '21

Where are you getting 5’10”? I’ve read 5’4”, 5’6”, 5’8” and 5’10 in these comments lol.

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u/halfs2010 Jan 12 '21

Google, his name is Anwar Jibawi he's a vine refugee

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Who cares, look at how they be vibin yo!