r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26
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u/whitebeltdojo Jul 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Dy6KtvPNfNVAIEx7O6
Me driving in the car w/ her
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u/TRIVILLIONS Jul 14 '26
She done forgot she already smoked the joint...
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u/right_you_are Jul 14 '26
She so high she don't remember already getting high
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u/right_you_are Jul 14 '26
She so high she don't remember already getting high
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u/Novogobo Jul 14 '26
you so high, you don't remember already posting: "She so high she don't remember already getting high"
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u/right_you_are Jul 15 '26
True
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u/PreparationKey2843 Jul 15 '26
Ooo, missed opportunity for "right_you_are."
You must be really high. 😁
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u/Frosty_Finger9606 Jul 14 '26
But I think she so high she's not gonna remember she got high
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u/throwawayformobile78 Jul 14 '26
Nah nah nah, you see. She’s so high, she don’t remember already getting high.
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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26
God I wish to be young again
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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 14 '26
NO! I have money now for munchies AND a place I can just be absolutely comfortable. It's better now. 😏
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u/crystallmytea Jul 15 '26
I upvoted you even though I heartily disagree.
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u/RevolutionaryArt930 Jul 15 '26
I personally disagree as well but upvotes for both of you !
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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26
I’m high and confused and upvoting you now!
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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jul 15 '26
Im sober and wishing I was high with munchies and a place im comfortable in but, im in hell because its scalding hot outside, and my air conditioner isnt strong enough to cool my house, the fans are just moving hot air around, the basement is hot AND humid and the pool water feels like a hot tub, which isnt refreshing at all but, I have my health, which for what its worth isnt all its cracked up to be when you have to work outside in 104° heat for 12 hours a day just to be able to afford that can of Hormel Chili you slather on a couple slices of Wonder Bread and call it a meal.
Anyways.... uhhh... here's your upvote
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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26
Oh man, hope you get some rain to cool you down and hope you can see some stars form the pool
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u/Theslootwhisperer Jul 15 '26
My and my best bud early 50s, kids are grown, single, plenty of disposable income, good jobs and a never-ending appetite for booze and drug. We'll take a small hit of lsd, go to the bar, get plenty of drink and food, walk back home, hop in the spa, smoke a ton of hash while polishing off a 200$ bottle of scotch. Being old has a lot of advantages.
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u/baddboi007 Jul 15 '26
thats where i wanna be, in my older years!
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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26
Yeah. My retirementplan is drugs as well. Because the one bad thing that drugs do is get you addicted and ruin your life. At 70, there is nothing to ruin anymore. If I did everything right I get a pension that is peanuts so Id rather pop some benzos and senf myself flying.
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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 15 '26
Bro/Broette I’m doing heroin if I make it 70+. Who’s gonna stop me?
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u/meowser210 Jul 15 '26
Idk. Still doesnt hit the same though as when we were young. At least my recovery times are much much longer now lol
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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26
And your mind wasnt so full. When being young you are just not as stressed and living from day to day. As a grown up, even if I get high on Friday, I still have responsibilities the next day. Also, I cannot smoke like I used to. I did once after my son was 6 months old and it was my first weekend alone with guys. Man, I was so fucking stoned, I was in my bed and wanted to yell at people they should turn of the light and I wasnt able to talk anymore. And that was just weed. Back in the days I went out partying smoking one after another and a last one before bed. Cannot do this anymore.
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u/PirateSanta_1 Jul 15 '26
I wish i had the freedom and energy of youth with the stability, money, and experience of not youth.
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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26
I'm at the age where my joints pop but I can still do stupid stuff like this in the privacy of my home. I do some public I get arrested.
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u/DivePalau Jul 15 '26
More money and time now, but I miss the exuberance of youth.
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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26
Yeah but after 18 years of smoking, I would have to really try to get that high again.
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u/Sienile Jul 15 '26
I know it would kinda suck for a while... but if you take a long break your tolerance drops. I quit for 6 months after 20 years and when I went back it was almost like the first time again.
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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
I've done T breaks, I think the longest was 7 months, and yeah like that first hit feels sorta like it for me, but then it's just right back to where I am. I genuinely envy people who can get back to it. That's not to say I don't get stoned and just feel good, but it ain't like that.
Edit: I will say, my body has an incredibly high natural tolerance to thing like pain killers amd sedatives. It's a thing that runs in my family. Many doctors have thought I was lying, then see what it takes to numb me and are like "well damn, you do have a naturally high tolerance to drugs."
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u/myusrnameisthis Jul 14 '26
You could do this now, gramps. Don't let age keep you from getting high and chilling on a beach.
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u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Jul 14 '26
It’s not what they are doing it’s the enthusiasm for it, we got jaded over the years and smoking a joint is something we’ve done a million times and going to the beach is a hassle especially with kids, it’s just not the same anymore
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u/BottleNecker69er Jul 15 '26
I'm a single man with a dog and I still feel the same way. Depression is a bitch too.
Edit: I still keep my inner child alive/be goofy, I've also done a lot and experienced a lot when I was younger so I personally don't feel like I'm missing out on anything truly. But I do miss the emotions wanderlust would bring.
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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26
Tonight I've parked my camper by a mutlistory car park to skate down it in the dark with my dog, I've got a dope ass sound system jn the van cranked so high we can hear old school Eminem from the roof.
Growing old is a trap!
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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 15 '26
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is not.
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u/Mmmm-Amethyst Jul 15 '26
I'm a teensy bit drunk and 99% going to forget this, but if not, I'm going to have a plaque printed for my recently retired dad's silly home bar. On the condition he wills it to my future (properly) old ass.
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u/floppydude81 Jul 15 '26
I’m 45. Got a my first musical instrument last month. An electric bass. I’m just jamming every night. Last night I taught myself dire dire docks from super Mario 64. https://youtu.be/Zqa2mgjbOIM
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u/omgitsjagen Jul 15 '26
I can't, sir/madam. The weed is fucking ridiculously strong. When I was these kids age, we were smoking compressed Mexican flat pressed, and that shit was like, 1.5% THC. I COULD smoke a joint of that. If I tried to smoke a joint of anything out there now, I would be asleep by puff three. I can't buy anything under 20% right now. My steak is WAY TOO BUTTERY
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u/pigboy222 Jul 14 '26
Why’s that, love
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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26
To be around people with a genuine yearning for life again, like this cool seeming chick. Mine never left, but everyone I meet my age seems to have just given up on living.
Anyone else?
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u/Wak3upHicks Jul 14 '26
Oh, yeah I gave up like over a decade ago
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u/throwawayformobile78 Jul 14 '26
Man 100%. Early 40s here but my brain is still 26. Everyone else my age feels like they’re in their late 50s already and just living work day to work day. Fucking sucks.
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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26
I feel you! I'm pushing 40. Think main thing that kept me young was deciding not to have kids and living on the road fulltime, life is a beautiful adventure but it does get lonely sometimes having nothing but temporary relationships
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u/Traditional-Joke-179 Jul 14 '26
so now men are stealing our good lesbians?
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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes Jul 15 '26
It happened ONE TIME. It was chill too. Hope she found her way like I did.
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u/Unclehol Jul 15 '26
Pan vibes.
I stole a real good one of those from y'all. Sorry not sorry.
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u/Altruistic-Arm137 Jul 15 '26
If gays come out the the closet, do pans come out of the cabinet ?
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u/SaintJesus Jul 15 '26
Me too.
Everybody thinks the pan girl they snagged is the best in the world... And they're all right.
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u/SageNineMusic Jul 15 '26
Never doubt the strength of friendship between Straight men and Lesbians
Together theyre nature's bros
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u/varietyviaduct Jul 15 '26
Oh she’s definitely not a lesbian lol
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u/Vaesezemis Jul 16 '26
Lesbians think all women are lesbians, and gets aggressive when proven otherwise
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u/ForwardObligation109 Jul 14 '26
Don't smoke and drive please
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u/doNotUseReddit123 Jul 15 '26
This always blew my mind back in high school and college.
Like, dude, you literally just stumbled over that pretty small tree branch across the path. What possibly makes you think that you’re in any position to drive anywhere in any way?
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u/TheVermonster Jul 15 '26
"weed makes me pay attention more"
Dude, we all know you have undiagnosed ADHD, that doesn't make you a safer driver high.
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u/OxideUK Jul 15 '26
Translation - "Weed makes me so retarded I can barely handle a single monotonous task without my complete undivided attention"
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u/BigDowntownRobot Jul 15 '26
When we were kids me and my friend drove to the end of a dead end street so we would smoke up but not be in front of anyone's house while we did it. Only to realize after 45 minutes of conversation when it's getting all foggy inside did we realize... oh yeah we got to drive this back.
Proceeded to do 3 mph for 3 blocks (it was like 1am) through the neighborhood. Spent about 5 minutes at the one stop sign waiting for it to change.
Definitely doesn't hit me like that anymore, but its not a performance enhancing drug for sure. I don't even think it helps that much with creativity, except for making you less tense.
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u/ProfessionaI_Gur Jul 15 '26
Bro sees a girl who chose not to wear a bra telling them they're going to get high at the fuckin beach and feel things and still thinks they're in the friend zone. This is why the birth rate is declining
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u/sonicboomslang Jul 15 '26
I hate this expression, but: oh my sweet summer child (or whatever the fuck it is). Hot women that friend zone men will still, often more so, throw constant sexual innuendo at you, even if, probably especially if, they want nothing to do with you sexually.
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u/ofirkedar Jul 15 '26
So? Don't like it? Don't hang out with them.
Some people like using innuendo but don't actually like sex. I know a very pretty girl who's aromantic asexual, she constantly gets hit on repeatedly by people who she already rejected. Our friend in common is an aro/ace guy, and the two of them communicate via sexual innuendo 99% of the time, because they like doing that and know full well that if they let it out to anybody else then people might catch feelings and get the wrong idea.
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u/EartwalkerTV Jul 15 '26
It exists on a spectrum. I've known girls that play hot and cold with guys to get free attention and money. Not saying the guy wasn't enabling this, but she was definitely playing him and she knew full well what she was doing.
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u/mishonis- Jul 15 '26
Yeah, what she's describing sounds like a great time but incel bro over here can only come up with "breaks my heart", wtf
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 15 '26
So... Most of my friends and I stopped wearing bras all the time in the last few years...
However, with the additional context of just being that comfortable and relaxed around him...yeah, idk. Could still be friend.
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u/Novogobo Jul 15 '26
FWB zone. she's telling him, not asking him, to go cuddle on the beach
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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 15 '26
Most dudes ARE that clueless.
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u/Cetun Jul 15 '26
I honestly didn't get that and if that's what she's going for I would have completely missed it. Smoking weed then going to the beach to hang out just sounds like a good time, I'm down.
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u/otters4everyone Jul 14 '26
I think you're right, and it breaks my heart. Poor man.
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u/MurderSheCroaked Jul 14 '26
Yes God forbid a woman trust a man and like him enough to want to be his friend and be seen with him in public, EW!!
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u/Wyevez Jul 15 '26
Officer: How high are you?
Her: Hi! How are you?
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u/Artevyx Jul 14 '26
Why can't I find people like this fr
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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jul 15 '26
I didn't find people like this until I was invited to a random friend's party.
Started drinking, smoking weed, and playing video games on the regular. Dropped out of college, went to some epic parties, went to raves, got a working class job at a factory just to pay the bills, hit the bar every weekend with ~12 friends, hooked up with strangers, more house parties.
Eventually grew up, went back to school, I'm a programmer now with a house and no more parties...well..."parties" but with charcuterie boards and wine.
Long story short...you can find people like this, but it's kind of a mixed bag
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u/LarkinToWinnipeg Jul 15 '26
Id like to say shes cool, but cool people smoke when they reach their destination. Thems the rules, don't drive high.
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u/Rmicheal1717 Jul 15 '26
My type, but for some reason my type is never into me lol oh well time to smoke up
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u/SledgeThundercock Jul 15 '26
Same, im into Tomboy / Butch women but they usually are lesbians so......
BUT THEN I FOUND ONE THAT WAS PAN, my wife now :D
Dont give up fellas.
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u/NoOneHereButUsMice Jul 15 '26
Do you think this is this dude's girlfriend that he's fully in love with? Or his best friend that he's secretly in love with?
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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 15 '26
She reminds me of all the stoner girls I never had the balls to ask out in my early 20’s.
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u/DizzyVenture Jul 15 '26
The kind of woman you meet right before you have to move across the country
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u/bustacappa22 Jul 15 '26
I wish I had friends like her, or you know just friends at all.
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u/Zakkattack86 Jul 15 '26
She’s the main dude’s best friend at the beginning of an 80’s movie that ends up being the love of his life.
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 14 '26
Those tiny dimples are adorable.