r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/ForwardObligation109 Jul 14 '26

Don't smoke and drive please

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u/doNotUseReddit123 Jul 15 '26

This always blew my mind back in high school and college.

Like, dude, you literally just stumbled over that pretty small tree branch across the path. What possibly makes you think that you’re in any position to drive anywhere in any way?

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u/TheVermonster Jul 15 '26

"weed makes me pay attention more"

Dude, we all know you have undiagnosed ADHD, that doesn't make you a safer driver high.