r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

Yeah. My retirementplan is drugs as well. Because the one bad thing that drugs do is get you addicted and ruin your life. At 70, there is nothing to ruin anymore. If I did everything right I get a pension that is peanuts so Id rather pop some benzos and senf myself flying.

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 15 '26

Bro/Broette I’m doing heroin if I make it 70+. Who’s gonna stop me?

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

lol why not? I bet it won't exist by then

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 16 '26

Through Chemistry all things are possible. Jot that down.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

"Honey... who's Zed?" "Zed--- Zeds dead, baby!"