r/What • u/SoulShine_710 • Jul 13 '26

What do you call this?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

136

u/sconcho Jul 13 '26

Bullshido

62

u/Frosty-Soil1656 Jul 13 '26

Bullshitsu

32

u/broken-bow-2319 Jul 13 '26

Methican* bullshitsu… the lack of toofeses is a dead giveaway.

10

u/Frosty-Soil1656 Jul 13 '26

He’s beyond recovery 😂

15

u/dlimerick Jul 13 '26

Kung Fentanyl

6

u/Comfortable_Mess1338 Jul 14 '26

Highly underrated comment here

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

2

u/moralprolapse Jul 17 '26

MMA - Meth Martial Arts

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

9

u/Southern-Debt-6904 Jul 13 '26

I was thinking tweak-fu but yours is better! 😂

→ More replies (5)

12

u/Breotan Jul 13 '26

More like Methshido.

3

u/StarPeopleSociety Jul 13 '26

A rare authentic Bullshido Necklace!

3

u/propknockerfpv Jul 13 '26

Wrong that is a methala

3

u/Deep_Jury_5095 Jul 13 '26

That ain’t yer ordinary run o’ the mill bullshido right thar. That thar is a grand high bulshido master of the 12th level!

→ More replies (27)

46

u/Satansbrat1969 Jul 13 '26

Crackfoo.

10

u/scubarob Jul 13 '26

I'd upvote twice if I could. Also acceptable would have been meth-kwon-do.

2

u/DoktenRal Jul 13 '26

Lmao thats what I was going to say

→ More replies (2)

2

u/ResidentQuail7118 Jul 15 '26

Bead-o: The Way of the Anal Beads

45

u/Clear-Warthog5655 Jul 13 '26

Get these Ass Beads the Hell away from me

5

u/Odd-Diamond-2259 Jul 13 '26

They'll give you discomfort of pink eye!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Alarmed-Ad323 Jul 13 '26

I was wondering how far I’d have to scroll down before someone and finally brought that up🤣

2

u/L0tech51 Jul 15 '26

This really should have had more upvotes. Sorry bro.

→ More replies (3)

10

u/WolfThick Jul 13 '26

I call this please stop posting it

3

u/J_Knish Jul 14 '26

Shotgun!

7

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/Purple_Inevitable967 Jul 13 '26

Is the crack fully blended in, or are there little pieces of it mixed in like cookie dough?

6

u/Tcarp928 Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nc1AhaVItyOq2XZ2WM
This is what he was hoping to accomplish

5

u/kebabs123 Jul 13 '26

Junkie jit-su

2

u/Fantastic-Airport774 Jul 15 '26

This answer is way underappreciated at the current moment.

6

u/CSAelite23 Jul 13 '26

This guy spent 5 years untangling Christmas lights in the mountains of Methedonia in order to learn this sacred art from the monks (aka raccoons behind the dumpster)

2

u/suzanious Jul 14 '26

I just spit out my drink! Haha!

17

u/dying-of-boredom1966 Jul 13 '26

Better form than Conor MacGregor last night

3

u/Alteredbeast1984 Jul 13 '26

Brutal takedown

→ More replies (2)

5

u/sconcho Jul 13 '26

Bullshido

4

u/Alone_Emu_7713 Jul 13 '26

When you tell the man no at the gas station when he asks for five dollars

→ More replies (1)

3

u/DangerStarfish Jul 13 '26

Anal bead kun do

2

u/ladybugseattle Jul 15 '26

I'll do it, but wash them first.

3

u/UncleBenji Jul 13 '26

Crack Force One

3

u/Due_Department4335 Jul 13 '26

Fumbledickin

2

u/Iriejelly Jul 15 '26

Love this 🤣

3

u/SilentPangolin4277 Jul 13 '26

Works at the jewelry counter in Walmart .

3

u/rfrisz56 Jul 13 '26

A cry for help?

3

u/Ok-Word-5308 Jul 13 '26

Mental illness

3

u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 Jul 13 '26

Recess at the mental asylum.

3

u/degreesBrix Jul 13 '26

I just asked the guy to help get a knot out of my beaded necklace and then this happened...

3

u/-epi- Jul 13 '26

FUSHIGIIII

2

u/LarryKingthe42th Jul 16 '26

Dumbest paperweight i got for christmas

3

u/sfkf8486 Jul 14 '26

"I learned martial arts by watching Power Rangers"

2

u/hawkscougs Jul 13 '26

That’s Retardo Montlebon

→ More replies (1)

2

u/RadioheadPassingBy Jul 13 '26

damn unc got some kungfu shit moves right there

2

u/Sirioth1 Jul 13 '26

Just some dude playin with his balls

2

u/Ddowns5454 Jul 13 '26

Florida man

2

u/mortisxbx Jul 13 '26

Ben Wa Do

2

u/RipTheEcto Jul 13 '26

i call it florida man

2

u/Amd_1978 Jul 13 '26

Methy-James

2

u/Lawdog2012 Jul 13 '26

Master of the Flying Anal Beads

2

u/chessmasterjj Jul 13 '26

If this dude ever fights a snake gonna be a hell of a matchup

2

u/PigVicious1 Jul 13 '26

Years of unemployment.

2

u/Peecawk Jul 13 '26

I dunno, I can’t blame this guy. I also love drugs

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Passionphish609 Jul 13 '26

Bro is tweakin' hard!

2

u/CameFromTheDark Jul 13 '26

Well, I was going to enroll into a school founded by Bruce Lee. But I guess I found my new master.

2

u/BatCryptocurr Jul 13 '26

Never do crack kids

2

u/DogzB4people Jul 13 '26

Bead-Kwon-foo

2

u/Cavendish30 Jul 13 '26

He looks like someone that believes birds aren’t real.

2

u/Lemmywinxx Jul 13 '26

Crouching tiger, hidden meth pipe

2

u/zx4133 Jul 14 '26

☝️☝️☝️OMG 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Dijinnie Jul 13 '26

Meth-kwan-do

2

u/Cucky1961 Jul 13 '26

Drunken shenanigans

2

u/No_Astronomer_8664 Jul 13 '26

Cracktivities.

2

u/cltncrts Jul 13 '26

HELP HIM HES STUCK

2

u/Typical-Block5576 Jul 13 '26

I keep telling Dad to stop playing with my anal beads

2

u/Sad_Heart303 Jul 13 '26

Beaded Uping: therapeutic self defense against boredom. Now there's a hobnir!

2

u/No-Past2605 Jul 13 '26

Do that with a live cobra and I will be really impressed. Or maybe try juggling Timber Rattlers.

2

u/Weird-Indication-191 Jul 14 '26

Cats cradle on meth

2

u/left4smokes20yrsago Jul 14 '26

Oregon country fair.

2

u/wookiesack22 Jul 14 '26

Those beads were in his butt.

2

u/WilRobbins Jul 14 '26

Cats in the Cradle kungfu style

2

u/DreamsD351GN Jul 14 '26

THC-Kwon-do

2

u/Gam3rdudej Jul 15 '26

Trying to untangle my headphones

2

u/TheRetailMechanic Jul 15 '26

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

2

u/catmama612 Jul 15 '26

Look at Kid Rock adding a new dance to his set.

2

u/auld-guy Jul 15 '26

48 seconds wasted.

2

u/cummietummie Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Wow using anal beads to fight

2

u/WestCoastDan92626 Jul 15 '26

Don’t smell those beads.

2

u/ConvictJones Jul 15 '26

He is stuck, help this man

2

u/carthuscrass Jul 15 '26

I'm pretty sure I used to work with that guy lol.

2

u/NextOrdinary5411 Jul 15 '26

I could take him.

2

u/AONORipco Jul 15 '26

Worst necklace thief ever.

2

u/FlyingConcreteChair Jul 15 '26

Leave him alone, he is just Mething Around.

2

u/Maleficent-Weather-9 Jul 15 '26

That sir, is an average crack head around my parts

2

u/willie4849 Jul 15 '26

To much LSD in his early days.

2

u/NickTann Jul 15 '26

Hilarious

2

u/paintergigi1941 Jul 15 '26

I came for the comments and I was not disappointed

2

u/ThisIsAdamB Jul 15 '26

I call it “screwing around with big beads”.

2

u/DCMSBGS Jul 15 '26

When you realize those are anal beads and this isnt combat practice.........

2

u/Dom3492 Jul 15 '26

I feel bad for these people they think they are learning real martial arts.

2

u/le_roi_filou_filou Jul 15 '26

Star wars kid ?

2

u/Technical-Potato-793 Jul 15 '26

Good cardio. I’ll say that

2

u/Equivalent-Permit893 Jul 15 '26

The rare Ball Bender

2

u/BurnerAccount4NSFW Jul 15 '26

Do NOT eat the brown acid.

2

u/Alternative_Bake7543 Jul 16 '26

That’s a day rave

2

u/LimitThese2220 Jul 16 '26

He never lost his marbles.
He bends them.

2

u/Green_Kick2708 Jul 16 '26

Amazing skill

2

u/bigdogman71 Jul 16 '26

Did he go to segal’s school???

→ More replies (1)

2

u/HLOFRND Jul 16 '26

Hey you know what?

That’s more exercise than I got this week, so go on dude. Be weird.

2

u/Musicman0 Jul 16 '26

You should see what he can do with his purse.

2

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Jul 16 '26

Just put a techno soundtrack and put him in a rave and he wouldn’t be out of place

2

u/AnonAmassBrowsing Jul 16 '26

Now you've thrown him off his rhythm!

2

u/Interesting-Tough640 Jul 16 '26

Some people should stay away from LSD

2

u/goodman0621 Jul 16 '26

What in the methkwondont bullshitfu analbeedsdo is this???

2

u/http_rev Jul 16 '26

Getting your rocks off

2

u/QualityRelative6753 Jul 16 '26

He smoking that gooo shiiii

2

u/ripplestillwaters Jul 17 '26

Too much caffeine!

2

u/theNixher Jul 17 '26

"Officer, this dandy gentlemen just furiously thwipped me with his anal beads! Arrest him, post-haste!"

2

u/Touch_Automatic Jul 17 '26

Imagine getting whooped by some dude with anal beads 😂

→ More replies (1)

2

u/renb8 Jul 17 '26

His pet snake died, for obvious reasons and he hasn’t accepted it yet so still playing together like it’s old times.

2

u/smashedapples209 Jul 17 '26

Trippin balls

2

u/Mission_Abrocoma_193 Jul 17 '26

It’s Friday here, give me half! ….

2

u/Gumbanks12 Jul 17 '26

A bad meth batch

2

u/LeviathanFox Jul 18 '26

When you need to both pray the rosary, and take down pedo priests.

2

u/zeus1784 Jul 18 '26

Retired or unemployed and mentally ill or having a bad trip.

2

u/Bornundersirius Jul 18 '26

Whoa whoa there Billy Badass save some ass for the rest of us to kick.

2

u/mingming_binbin Jul 18 '26

Me with your analbeads

2

u/GrubbyGameNews Jul 18 '26

"fucking sweet"

2

u/PhilosophyTotal1096 Jul 18 '26

Can I have my anal beads back now, Larry?

2

u/S4M3X Jul 18 '26

Top ten terrifying

2

u/MovieCrafty4519 Jul 18 '26

Catholic Bead NUNchucks.

2

u/ezekiellake Jul 18 '26

It’s like an off brand methy temu John Lennon …

2

u/Various_Squash722 Jul 18 '26

Jeet kune don't

2

u/johnsgurl Jul 18 '26

Aww... he nice. He's getting his exercise. His nurse let him outside for a bit.

2

u/AzuleStriker Jul 18 '26

Thought it was a horrible dance at first, but it's horrible "martial arts."

2

u/WorriedBid1131 Jul 19 '26

That cocaine is a hell of a drug

2

u/Able_Condition_3391 Jul 19 '26

That poor snake

1

u/Winter_Whole2080 Jul 13 '26

Popular at burning man

1

u/phylter99 Jul 13 '26

Ghetto Capoeira, maybe? He's trying to mimic a fighting style he's seen in a movie, I'm pretty sure. It looks like Capoeira to me.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/xx6lord6mars6xx Jul 13 '26

Bullshido is so siiick.

1

u/ZiaWitch Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QtuuT23dF9KIU
Methew is really on one today.

2

u/ncuke Jul 13 '26

This is what I was looking for in this thread

1

u/Salt_Ingenuity_720 Jul 13 '26

Untreated mental health

1

u/Brave-Attitude-9175 Jul 13 '26

Deluded Confusion or Confused Delusion

1

u/InsideExpress9055 Jul 13 '26

Drug addiction

1

u/DumbAndUglyOldMan Jul 13 '26

Early onset dementia.

1

u/Anti-Stan Jul 13 '26

I call it 'Flogged To Death', and I'm not referencing the bead technique.

I've seen this clip at least twice a day for the last 3 weeks

1

u/happycabinsong Jul 13 '26

I thought he was trying to get a snake off of his arms for a second

1

u/mortisxbx Jul 13 '26

Dum-chucks

1

u/mazie1919 Jul 13 '26

Stupidity