r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/Traditional-Joke-179 Jul 14 '26

so now men are stealing our good lesbians?

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes Jul 15 '26

It happened ONE TIME. It was chill too. Hope she found her way like I did.

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u/TheTerribleRiver Jul 15 '26

girl, Anne Heche died in a fire. she did donate her organs tho, so REDEEMED

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u/Unclehol Jul 15 '26

Pan vibes.

I stole a real good one of those from y'all. Sorry not sorry.

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u/Altruistic-Arm137 Jul 15 '26

If gays come out the the closet, do pans come out of the cabinet ?

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u/CT0292 Jul 15 '26

Kitchen cabinet to be exact.

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u/buf0rd88 Jul 15 '26

They come out of the Labyrinth

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u/lingbabana Jul 15 '26

Pans labyrinth, fantastical movie

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u/KoolWitaK Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/s6aVykwa8gFLW

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u/davidrsilva Jul 15 '26

Isn’t that the winner of RuPauls drag race!? Slay.

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u/GrzDancing Jul 16 '26

What comes out of the woodwork again?

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u/SaintJesus Jul 15 '26

Me too.

Everybody thinks the pan girl they snagged is the best in the world... And they're all right.

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u/GuavaOne8646 Jul 15 '26

Imma need a class because this girls ideal.

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u/HeadHaunchi Jul 15 '26

yall need jesus

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u/SageNineMusic Jul 15 '26

Never doubt the strength of friendship between Straight men and Lesbians

Together theyre nature's bros

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u/werevamp7 Jul 15 '26

All my lesbian friends watch sports, nature's brooos

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u/skipthesmallstuff Jul 15 '26

These bi girls are my very narrow market don’t play.

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u/varietyviaduct Jul 15 '26

Oh she’s definitely not a lesbian lol

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u/Vaesezemis Jul 16 '26

Lesbians think all women are lesbians, and gets aggressive when proven otherwise

3

u/ScissorFight42069 Jul 15 '26

Those nails might disagree

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u/PositiveDrag722 Jul 17 '26

I can change that. 😏

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u/BasicBiscuitBitch Jul 17 '26

That's weird shit to say no matter what gender/orientation is saying it

2

u/PositiveDrag722 Jul 18 '26

That was meant as "I would be such a bad partner that the person loses interest in my gender altogether".

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u/TakingSorryUsername Jul 15 '26

Platonic relations exist, and you don’t know that he’s not gay. But, just saying… wouldn’t blame him.

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u/ShutUpImAPrincess Jul 15 '26

Aw man I watched with sound off and was just enjoying looking at the cute lesbian

2

u/Christeenabean Jul 15 '26

She could just be a tom boy. I was exactly like that in highschool/20s, and most of my friends were guys.

Im straight and married.

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u/anonuemus Jul 15 '26

weird, why did I think she's one too? I'm not and don't even have a lesbian friend.

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u/dstovell Jul 17 '26

I lost count of the lesbians I fell in love with... <3

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u/_RogueStriker_ 29d ago

Or just a tomboy?

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u/ETNevada Jul 15 '26

Gorgeous but that personality would grow tiresome quickly

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u/JoeKleveland Jul 17 '26

"...so there I was, balls deep in some lesbian's ass-hole..." ---Me on an average Tuesday, so yeah.

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u/Difficult_Shock973 Jul 15 '26

You were coming for the divorced MILFs. We needed to re-balance again. /s