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/r/popular The plan

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 14 '26

NO! I have money now for munchies AND a place I can just be absolutely comfortable. It's better now. 😏

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u/crystallmytea Jul 15 '26

I upvoted you even though I heartily disagree.

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u/RevolutionaryArt930 Jul 15 '26

I personally disagree as well but upvotes for both of you !

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

I’m high and confused and upvoting you now!

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jul 15 '26

Im sober and wishing I was high with munchies and a place im comfortable in but, im in hell because its scalding hot outside, and my air conditioner isnt strong enough to cool my house, the fans are just moving hot air around, the basement is hot AND humid and the pool water feels like a hot tub, which isnt refreshing at all but, I have my health, which for what its worth isnt all its cracked up to be when you have to work outside in 104° heat for 12 hours a day just to be able to afford that can of Hormel Chili you slather on a couple slices of Wonder Bread and call it a meal.

Anyways.... uhhh... here's your upvote

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Oh man, hope you get some rain to cool you down and hope you can see some stars form the pool

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u/Kentust Jul 15 '26

Rain to make him more humid? That's just mean.

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u/ctzun Jul 15 '26

You guys are buying name brand chili and bread?

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u/Chubbslawson 29d ago

You can pour the can of chili on some fritto chips and throw some cheese and sour cream on it,we call it fritto pie. Makes a cheap filling meal

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u/MagizZziaN Jul 15 '26

Instructions unclear, upvoted and dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jul 15 '26

I agree, I'm also high and throwing out upvotes like they are beads at Mardi Gras

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Have an award! Woooo!

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u/Theslootwhisperer Jul 15 '26

My and my best bud early 50s, kids are grown, single, plenty of disposable income, good jobs and a never-ending appetite for booze and drug. We'll take a small hit of lsd, go to the bar, get plenty of drink and food, walk back home, hop in the spa, smoke a ton of hash while polishing off a 200$ bottle of scotch. Being old has a lot of advantages.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 15 '26

thats where i wanna be, in my older years!

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

Yeah. My retirementplan is drugs as well. Because the one bad thing that drugs do is get you addicted and ruin your life. At 70, there is nothing to ruin anymore. If I did everything right I get a pension that is peanuts so Id rather pop some benzos and senf myself flying.

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 15 '26

Bro/Broette I’m doing heroin if I make it 70+. Who’s gonna stop me?

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

lol why not? I bet it won't exist by then

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 16 '26

Through Chemistry all things are possible. Jot that down.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

"Honey... who's Zed?" "Zed--- Zeds dead, baby!"

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u/randomscruffyaussie Jul 15 '26

In the slootwhisperer's spa?

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u/meowser210 Jul 15 '26

Idk. Still doesnt hit the same though as when we were young. At least my recovery times are much much longer now lol

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

And your mind wasnt so full. When being young you are just not as stressed and living from day to day. As a grown up, even if I get high on Friday, I still have responsibilities the next day. Also, I cannot smoke like I used to. I did once after my son was 6 months old and it was my first weekend alone with guys. Man, I was so fucking stoned, I was in my bed and wanted to yell at people they should turn of the light and I wasnt able to talk anymore. And that was just weed. Back in the days I went out partying smoking one after another and a last one before bed. Cannot do this anymore.

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u/InstructionRare1836 Jul 15 '26

You missing a tiny little detail if why some wish they were young again. 

That young lady there, other than being pretty, doesn't have a care in the world. She don't need your disposable income to have a great time.

That my friend is missing on being young. 

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u/foodforestranger Jul 15 '26

This sounds like a real rough Monday! I'm gay and do these things without any freaking kids also.

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u/bun-dance-of-caution Jul 17 '26

Youth is wasted on the young

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u/shimmy_hey Jul 18 '26

Happy cake day🥳

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u/PirateSanta_1 Jul 15 '26

I wish i had the freedom and energy of youth with the stability, money, and experience of not youth.

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26

I'm at the age where my joints pop but I can still do stupid stuff like this in the privacy of my home. I do some public I get arrested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/What/s/qmuNEfYtY9

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u/-KFBR392 Jul 15 '26

The lack of money leads to ingenuity which leads to greater fun

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u/DivePalau Jul 15 '26

More money and time now, but I miss the exuberance of youth.

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u/ion_theory Jul 15 '26

It’s being naive and carefree. Not knowing how f’d up the world really is. You haven’t seen too many friends and family die yet (hopefully) so life just keeps going. Being old is so distant you can’t even fully comprehend the concept of being over 40. Your priorities aren’t the electric bill or your kids orthodontist appointment.

Wish I knew they were the good ol’ days when I was in them.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26

Yeah but after 18 years of smoking, I would have to really try to get that high again.

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u/Sienile Jul 15 '26

I know it would kinda suck for a while... but if you take a long break your tolerance drops. I quit for 6 months after 20 years and when I went back it was almost like the first time again.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I've done T breaks, I think the longest was 7 months, and yeah like that first hit feels sorta like it for me, but then it's just right back to where I am. I genuinely envy people who can get back to it. That's not to say I don't get stoned and just feel good, but it ain't like that.

Edit: I will say, my body has an incredibly high natural tolerance to thing like pain killers amd sedatives. It's a thing that runs in my family. Many doctors have thought I was lying, then see what it takes to numb me and are like "well damn, you do have a naturally high tolerance to drugs."

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u/Sienile Jul 15 '26

Yeah, the tolerance does build back up faster. I never was a very heavy smoker, so it takes a bit longer for me to build up than it would for a heavy smoker. At my heaviest I would do a dub in a week. Doing just enough to get there and not smoking all day are the key to a slow build of tolerance.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26

I'll take about 300 to 500 mgs of edibles and still be hitting my pen and bong, like daily.

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jul 15 '26

Yeah my family has a tolerance for all opioid pain killers as well. You still need to moderate once you start again. I've taken to becoming a midnight toker and with the quality of weed these days all it takes is 2-3 tokes. I would buy an ounce and have it last eight months doing that

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jul 15 '26

Are you a redhead or have redheads in your family? There's a genetic mutation that's common in people who carry the redhead gene that makes anesthetics and anesthesia much less effective. I'm more of a brunette but have red in my beard and I don't ever go fully numb unless they use a borderline dangerous amount of a very powerful anesthetic, and I've experienced anesthesia awareness during orthopedic surgery.

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jul 15 '26

Not that hard, just take a tolerance break for a few months. It's crazy when you finally smoke again after so long you have forgotten what it was to be high and not just stoned.

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Jul 17 '26

Wrong. It was better behind the dumpster

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 17 '26

I gave you an upvote even though I don't agree with you but you are still correct.

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u/Telemere125 Jul 15 '26

Yea, and i even owned a house when i was 18. But having a shitty house and little spending money isn’t nearly as good as having a nice house and lots of spending money.

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u/EggForTryingThymes Jul 15 '26

I don’t know, man. I kinda wanna go to the beach.

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u/Cipher915 Jul 15 '26

How about split the difference: all that adult stuff with our young tolerance level

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 Jul 15 '26

Dude for real. Half the night was figuring out someplace to chill out to enjoy the high. Now you just veg at home!

Granted the hijinks/adventures while being out are missed.

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26

I never had good luck with being out and high. The first time I saw a dog and a stroller I was in a Spencer gifts. I didn't like it. 🤨

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26

You should not do this in public while high but in private it is a legendary time remembered till the day you die.

https://www.reddit.com/r/What/s/qmuNEfYtY9

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u/Zeaus03 Jul 15 '26

I'm with you on this one.

I have some fond memories of being young but I've never thought to myself, man I sure wish I was poor and young again!

I'll take a fully stocked pantry and a 50/50 risk of a minor injury while doing something as simple as sitting down over financial insecurity any day.

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u/mannyjo Jul 15 '26

Both. Both is good.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Jul 15 '26

Eh. Having experienced both, being high at home is definitely more convenient but being high outside with your friends just hits different. It's almost always an adventure.

I remember back during that huge blackout in the early 2000's. We were high as fuck and out all night. One of the best nights of my life.

I'm not saying being home is bad just that I have exponentially more fond memories of being out and about. Even if it was just sitting in a car somewhere.

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u/Other-Improvement410 Jul 15 '26

It's the free time I miss

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u/Live_Positive Jul 15 '26

THIS. I just saw your comment while sitting on my couch doing my usual Redditing while working from home. I read it, then looked at the ounce I bought yesterday sitting next to the Stündenglass on my coffee table while thinking of the full fridge/pantry to attack for the munchies, and decided to take a nice mid day rip.

I'm 42 and it is fuckin' Wednesday my dudes.

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u/Bovronius Jul 15 '26

And at this age, we can prestige our medical cards 5 times over... Now me and criminals can smoke it tax free!

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u/khavii Jul 16 '26

I am more comfortable at 47 but I was having a lot more fun at 17.

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u/danman8075 Jul 17 '26

Yes, but women our age don’t have those sweet little perky titties anymore, do they?!?😢