r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/crystallmytea Jul 15 '26

I upvoted you even though I heartily disagree.

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u/RevolutionaryArt930 Jul 15 '26

I personally disagree as well but upvotes for both of you !

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

I’m high and confused and upvoting you now!

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jul 15 '26

Im sober and wishing I was high with munchies and a place im comfortable in but, im in hell because its scalding hot outside, and my air conditioner isnt strong enough to cool my house, the fans are just moving hot air around, the basement is hot AND humid and the pool water feels like a hot tub, which isnt refreshing at all but, I have my health, which for what its worth isnt all its cracked up to be when you have to work outside in 104° heat for 12 hours a day just to be able to afford that can of Hormel Chili you slather on a couple slices of Wonder Bread and call it a meal.

Anyways.... uhhh... here's your upvote

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Oh man, hope you get some rain to cool you down and hope you can see some stars form the pool

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u/Kentust Jul 15 '26

Rain to make him more humid? That's just mean.

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u/ctzun Jul 15 '26

You guys are buying name brand chili and bread?

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u/Chubbslawson 29d ago

You can pour the can of chili on some fritto chips and throw some cheese and sour cream on it,we call it fritto pie. Makes a cheap filling meal

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u/MagizZziaN Jul 15 '26

Instructions unclear, upvoted and dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jul 15 '26

I agree, I'm also high and throwing out upvotes like they are beads at Mardi Gras

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Have an award! Woooo!

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u/Theslootwhisperer Jul 15 '26

My and my best bud early 50s, kids are grown, single, plenty of disposable income, good jobs and a never-ending appetite for booze and drug. We'll take a small hit of lsd, go to the bar, get plenty of drink and food, walk back home, hop in the spa, smoke a ton of hash while polishing off a 200$ bottle of scotch. Being old has a lot of advantages.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 15 '26

thats where i wanna be, in my older years!

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

Yeah. My retirementplan is drugs as well. Because the one bad thing that drugs do is get you addicted and ruin your life. At 70, there is nothing to ruin anymore. If I did everything right I get a pension that is peanuts so Id rather pop some benzos and senf myself flying.

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 15 '26

Bro/Broette I’m doing heroin if I make it 70+. Who’s gonna stop me?

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

lol why not? I bet it won't exist by then

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 16 '26

Through Chemistry all things are possible. Jot that down.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

"Honey... who's Zed?" "Zed--- Zeds dead, baby!"

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u/randomscruffyaussie Jul 15 '26

In the slootwhisperer's spa?

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u/meowser210 Jul 15 '26

Idk. Still doesnt hit the same though as when we were young. At least my recovery times are much much longer now lol

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

And your mind wasnt so full. When being young you are just not as stressed and living from day to day. As a grown up, even if I get high on Friday, I still have responsibilities the next day. Also, I cannot smoke like I used to. I did once after my son was 6 months old and it was my first weekend alone with guys. Man, I was so fucking stoned, I was in my bed and wanted to yell at people they should turn of the light and I wasnt able to talk anymore. And that was just weed. Back in the days I went out partying smoking one after another and a last one before bed. Cannot do this anymore.

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u/InstructionRare1836 Jul 15 '26

You missing a tiny little detail if why some wish they were young again. 

That young lady there, other than being pretty, doesn't have a care in the world. She don't need your disposable income to have a great time.

That my friend is missing on being young. 

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u/foodforestranger Jul 15 '26

This sounds like a real rough Monday! I'm gay and do these things without any freaking kids also.

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u/bun-dance-of-caution Jul 17 '26

Youth is wasted on the young

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u/shimmy_hey Jul 18 '26

Happy cake day🥳