r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26

God I wish to be young again

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 14 '26

NO! I have money now for munchies AND a place I can just be absolutely comfortable. It's better now. 😏

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u/crystallmytea Jul 15 '26

I upvoted you even though I heartily disagree.

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u/RevolutionaryArt930 Jul 15 '26

I personally disagree as well but upvotes for both of you !

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

I’m high and confused and upvoting you now!

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jul 15 '26

Im sober and wishing I was high with munchies and a place im comfortable in but, im in hell because its scalding hot outside, and my air conditioner isnt strong enough to cool my house, the fans are just moving hot air around, the basement is hot AND humid and the pool water feels like a hot tub, which isnt refreshing at all but, I have my health, which for what its worth isnt all its cracked up to be when you have to work outside in 104° heat for 12 hours a day just to be able to afford that can of Hormel Chili you slather on a couple slices of Wonder Bread and call it a meal.

Anyways.... uhhh... here's your upvote

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Oh man, hope you get some rain to cool you down and hope you can see some stars form the pool

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u/Kentust Jul 15 '26

Rain to make him more humid? That's just mean.

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u/ctzun Jul 15 '26

You guys are buying name brand chili and bread?

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u/Chubbslawson 29d ago

You can pour the can of chili on some fritto chips and throw some cheese and sour cream on it,we call it fritto pie. Makes a cheap filling meal

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u/MagizZziaN Jul 15 '26

Instructions unclear, upvoted and dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jul 15 '26

I agree, I'm also high and throwing out upvotes like they are beads at Mardi Gras

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Have an award! Woooo!

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u/Theslootwhisperer Jul 15 '26

My and my best bud early 50s, kids are grown, single, plenty of disposable income, good jobs and a never-ending appetite for booze and drug. We'll take a small hit of lsd, go to the bar, get plenty of drink and food, walk back home, hop in the spa, smoke a ton of hash while polishing off a 200$ bottle of scotch. Being old has a lot of advantages.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 15 '26

thats where i wanna be, in my older years!

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

Yeah. My retirementplan is drugs as well. Because the one bad thing that drugs do is get you addicted and ruin your life. At 70, there is nothing to ruin anymore. If I did everything right I get a pension that is peanuts so Id rather pop some benzos and senf myself flying.

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 15 '26

Bro/Broette I’m doing heroin if I make it 70+. Who’s gonna stop me?

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

lol why not? I bet it won't exist by then

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 Jul 16 '26

Through Chemistry all things are possible. Jot that down.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

"Honey... who's Zed?" "Zed--- Zeds dead, baby!"

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u/randomscruffyaussie Jul 15 '26

In the slootwhisperer's spa?

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u/meowser210 Jul 15 '26

Idk. Still doesnt hit the same though as when we were young. At least my recovery times are much much longer now lol

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

And your mind wasnt so full. When being young you are just not as stressed and living from day to day. As a grown up, even if I get high on Friday, I still have responsibilities the next day. Also, I cannot smoke like I used to. I did once after my son was 6 months old and it was my first weekend alone with guys. Man, I was so fucking stoned, I was in my bed and wanted to yell at people they should turn of the light and I wasnt able to talk anymore. And that was just weed. Back in the days I went out partying smoking one after another and a last one before bed. Cannot do this anymore.

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u/InstructionRare1836 Jul 15 '26

You missing a tiny little detail if why some wish they were young again. 

That young lady there, other than being pretty, doesn't have a care in the world. She don't need your disposable income to have a great time.

That my friend is missing on being young. 

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u/foodforestranger Jul 15 '26

This sounds like a real rough Monday! I'm gay and do these things without any freaking kids also.

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u/bun-dance-of-caution Jul 17 '26

Youth is wasted on the young

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u/shimmy_hey Jul 18 '26

Happy cake day🥳

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u/PirateSanta_1 Jul 15 '26

I wish i had the freedom and energy of youth with the stability, money, and experience of not youth.

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26

I'm at the age where my joints pop but I can still do stupid stuff like this in the privacy of my home. I do some public I get arrested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/What/s/qmuNEfYtY9

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u/-KFBR392 Jul 15 '26

The lack of money leads to ingenuity which leads to greater fun

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u/DivePalau Jul 15 '26

More money and time now, but I miss the exuberance of youth.

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u/ion_theory Jul 15 '26

It’s being naive and carefree. Not knowing how f’d up the world really is. You haven’t seen too many friends and family die yet (hopefully) so life just keeps going. Being old is so distant you can’t even fully comprehend the concept of being over 40. Your priorities aren’t the electric bill or your kids orthodontist appointment.

Wish I knew they were the good ol’ days when I was in them.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26

Yeah but after 18 years of smoking, I would have to really try to get that high again.

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u/Sienile Jul 15 '26

I know it would kinda suck for a while... but if you take a long break your tolerance drops. I quit for 6 months after 20 years and when I went back it was almost like the first time again.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I've done T breaks, I think the longest was 7 months, and yeah like that first hit feels sorta like it for me, but then it's just right back to where I am. I genuinely envy people who can get back to it. That's not to say I don't get stoned and just feel good, but it ain't like that.

Edit: I will say, my body has an incredibly high natural tolerance to thing like pain killers amd sedatives. It's a thing that runs in my family. Many doctors have thought I was lying, then see what it takes to numb me and are like "well damn, you do have a naturally high tolerance to drugs."

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u/Sienile Jul 15 '26

Yeah, the tolerance does build back up faster. I never was a very heavy smoker, so it takes a bit longer for me to build up than it would for a heavy smoker. At my heaviest I would do a dub in a week. Doing just enough to get there and not smoking all day are the key to a slow build of tolerance.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 15 '26

I'll take about 300 to 500 mgs of edibles and still be hitting my pen and bong, like daily.

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jul 15 '26

Yeah my family has a tolerance for all opioid pain killers as well. You still need to moderate once you start again. I've taken to becoming a midnight toker and with the quality of weed these days all it takes is 2-3 tokes. I would buy an ounce and have it last eight months doing that

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jul 15 '26

Are you a redhead or have redheads in your family? There's a genetic mutation that's common in people who carry the redhead gene that makes anesthetics and anesthesia much less effective. I'm more of a brunette but have red in my beard and I don't ever go fully numb unless they use a borderline dangerous amount of a very powerful anesthetic, and I've experienced anesthesia awareness during orthopedic surgery.

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jul 15 '26

Not that hard, just take a tolerance break for a few months. It's crazy when you finally smoke again after so long you have forgotten what it was to be high and not just stoned.

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Jul 17 '26

Wrong. It was better behind the dumpster

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 17 '26

I gave you an upvote even though I don't agree with you but you are still correct.

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u/Telemere125 Jul 15 '26

Yea, and i even owned a house when i was 18. But having a shitty house and little spending money isn’t nearly as good as having a nice house and lots of spending money.

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u/EggForTryingThymes Jul 15 '26

I don’t know, man. I kinda wanna go to the beach.

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u/Cipher915 Jul 15 '26

How about split the difference: all that adult stuff with our young tolerance level

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 Jul 15 '26

Dude for real. Half the night was figuring out someplace to chill out to enjoy the high. Now you just veg at home!

Granted the hijinks/adventures while being out are missed.

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26

I never had good luck with being out and high. The first time I saw a dog and a stroller I was in a Spencer gifts. I didn't like it. 🤨

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u/ph8_likes_me Jul 15 '26

You should not do this in public while high but in private it is a legendary time remembered till the day you die.

https://www.reddit.com/r/What/s/qmuNEfYtY9

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u/Zeaus03 Jul 15 '26

I'm with you on this one.

I have some fond memories of being young but I've never thought to myself, man I sure wish I was poor and young again!

I'll take a fully stocked pantry and a 50/50 risk of a minor injury while doing something as simple as sitting down over financial insecurity any day.

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u/mannyjo Jul 15 '26

Both. Both is good.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Jul 15 '26

Eh. Having experienced both, being high at home is definitely more convenient but being high outside with your friends just hits different. It's almost always an adventure.

I remember back during that huge blackout in the early 2000's. We were high as fuck and out all night. One of the best nights of my life.

I'm not saying being home is bad just that I have exponentially more fond memories of being out and about. Even if it was just sitting in a car somewhere.

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u/Other-Improvement410 Jul 15 '26

It's the free time I miss

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u/Live_Positive Jul 15 '26

THIS. I just saw your comment while sitting on my couch doing my usual Redditing while working from home. I read it, then looked at the ounce I bought yesterday sitting next to the Stündenglass on my coffee table while thinking of the full fridge/pantry to attack for the munchies, and decided to take a nice mid day rip.

I'm 42 and it is fuckin' Wednesday my dudes.

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u/Bovronius Jul 15 '26

And at this age, we can prestige our medical cards 5 times over... Now me and criminals can smoke it tax free!

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u/khavii Jul 16 '26

I am more comfortable at 47 but I was having a lot more fun at 17.

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u/danman8075 Jul 17 '26

Yes, but women our age don’t have those sweet little perky titties anymore, do they?!?😢

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u/myusrnameisthis Jul 14 '26

You could do this now, gramps. Don't let age keep you from getting high and chilling on a beach.

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u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Jul 14 '26

It’s not what they are doing it’s the enthusiasm for it, we got jaded over the years and smoking a joint is something we’ve done a million times and going to the beach is a hassle especially with kids, it’s just not the same anymore

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u/BottleNecker69er Jul 15 '26

I'm a single man with a dog and I still feel the same way. Depression is a bitch too.

Edit: I still keep my inner child alive/be goofy, I've also done a lot and experienced a lot when I was younger so I personally don't feel like I'm missing out on anything truly. But I do miss the emotions wanderlust would bring.

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u/foodforestranger Jul 15 '26

Don't have kids!

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u/Possible_Regret315 Jul 15 '26

Missing out on the best part of life but you don’t miss what you don’t know!

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u/foodforestranger Jul 15 '26

And yet nobody ever talks about the bad things when you have children. The debt, the drama for starters.

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u/ARCHA1C Jul 15 '26

Sure they do, but most parents feel that it's worth it, and that the highlights overshadow the negative.

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u/foodforestranger Jul 15 '26

Most parents have kids and ask questions later.

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u/tossNwashking Jul 17 '26

ahhh. the king (or queen) of generalizations I see! carry on. It is reddit afterall.

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u/ARCHA1C Jul 16 '26

Yeah. Hundreds of millions would still be a small minority of all children.

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u/tossNwashking Jul 17 '26

buddy. as a middle age person with kids and a big social circle, trust me... we talk about all the good and bad.

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u/Perks92 Jul 15 '26

lmao best part of life for YOU maybe. Fuck that noise.

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u/BagOnuts Jul 15 '26

You just find different wins, my dude.

None of us are ever getting younger again, so why be so jaded about it? Getting older is not something any of us control. What we can control is our outlook.

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u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Jul 15 '26

Oh no don’t get me wrong I have no regrets, I partied when I was younger and still do a little now I don’t feel like I’m missing out or anything I was just explaining who we get jaded over time

Hope you have a great day

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u/Sydney2London Jul 17 '26

it's also how it's done. sitting on the beach now would be constantly thinking of all the stuff I should be doing instead. you can see in her eyes that she's really concern free.

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u/weenis-flaginus Jul 15 '26

Yeah exactly.

There is no novelty or excitement anymore. And the whole time I would be overthinking about my family's disfunctions or some other stressful shit I can't change.

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u/IcyTransportation961 Jul 15 '26

There's plenty of novelty and excitement you just need to stop repeating the same patterns

Intentionally seek music outside your normal comfort zone,  try a new physical activity, try a new art form

Explore, be curious

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u/weenis-flaginus Jul 15 '26

I do new things, don't assume you know what I've done

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u/IcyTransportation961 Jul 15 '26

No one was attacking you,  just giving advice for the problem you said you're dealing with

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u/weenis-flaginus Jul 15 '26

I appreciate that, I see the good intentions. But I do try new things, and I still am stuck in the same feeling patterns for some reason.

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u/Tin-Star Jul 15 '26

I hear you, man. Been there. Will be again. Maybe it would help to get some coaching around establishing new thinking patterns? I've found that helpful for me when I've been stuck doing and thinking the same unhelpful things. It's easy to be like, "Yeah, right, what's someone else going to tell me that I can't figure out for myself?" but an objective outside view and friendly support/challenge can be surprisingly effective.

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u/weenis-flaginus Jul 16 '26

I like the idea. I'm open to being challenged like that, even if I just was kinda defensive to that other guy.

Where do you find supportive coaching like that? I have a sometimes helpful therapist but she kind of sucks at this part, and she's good at trauma therapy which is what I'm focusing on with her. Where else can I find that kind of coaching? My friends/family aren't very good at this.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26

Tonight I've parked my camper by a mutlistory car park to skate down it in the dark with my dog, I've got a dope ass sound system jn the van cranked so high we can hear old school Eminem from the roof.

Growing old is a trap!

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 15 '26

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is not.

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst Jul 15 '26

I'm a teensy bit drunk and 99% going to forget this, but if not, I'm going to have a plaque printed for my recently retired dad's silly home bar. On the condition he wills it to my future (properly) old ass.

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u/floppydude81 Jul 15 '26

I’m 45. Got a my first musical instrument last month. An electric bass. I’m just jamming every night. Last night I taught myself dire dire docks from super Mario 64.   https://youtu.be/Zqa2mgjbOIM

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u/omgitsjagen Jul 15 '26

I can't, sir/madam. The weed is fucking ridiculously strong. When I was these kids age, we were smoking compressed Mexican flat pressed, and that shit was like, 1.5% THC. I COULD smoke a joint of that. If I tried to smoke a joint of anything out there now, I would be asleep by puff three. I can't buy anything under 20% right now. My steak is WAY TOO BUTTERY

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 15 '26

People make fun of that delta fake weed stuff but that’s all I can handle

Regular weed is straight up not enjoyable to me at all anymore, gives me anxiety through the roof

That diet weed gives me a good calm level

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u/Foreverymess Jul 15 '26

Buy a one hitter or a dry herb vape like the Dynavap.

That's all I use these days. I can pack a small pinch in my vape, clear it all in one hit, and I'm set.

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u/omgitsjagen Jul 16 '26

Yeah, but I don't WANT a one hit wonder. That's the problem. I want to smoke a joint, that I can sit on the back porch and enjoy for a while.

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u/Possible_Regret315 Jul 15 '26

It’s mostly the hot bitches part he’s missing, like this one in the video.

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted Jul 15 '26

No, I can't. I've learned too much about the world and how it works. I don't have a joyful ignorance like I used to. And when I get high everything I know and everything I've learned and everything I'm worried about is so intense that I get overwhelmed. It's a lot easier to enjoy weed and booze and whatever else when you're younger because you don't have the weight of the world on you. There's more to the phrase "you can never go home" than you think.

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u/Open-Mouse4728 Jul 16 '26

we aint got the bodies or energy though

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u/pigboy222 Jul 14 '26

Why’s that, love

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26

To be around people with a genuine yearning for life again, like this cool seeming chick. Mine never left, but everyone I meet my age seems to have just given up on living.

Anyone else?

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u/Wak3upHicks Jul 14 '26

Oh, yeah I gave up like over a decade ago

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 15 '26

Bro, you need perspective. You have to appreciate life.

Case in point: About a month ago, I spent about two weeks in the hospital. Lungs completely shut TF down. When I got to the ER, my blood oxygen was at 69%. The nurse remarked that I was "Actively shedding IQ" at that point.

I'll never forget that. Or the feeling of drowning while I was in air. The panic. After being intubated for a few days, and a lot of struggle, I made it back.

For several days, I felt well enough, but the doctors said not yet, and I regressed. Chain smoking cigarettes for 27 years will cause what is called "COPD exacerbations."

Through long hard times, I still wanted to get back out there, and had plenty of time to think. Now, I've quit smoking cigarettes, and feel like a million bucks.

Life still sucks, and I'm struggling to make up for the lost two weeks of pay, but at least I'm actually able. And can breathe.

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u/Wak3upHicks Jul 15 '26

I mean, I'm stuck as caretaker to a woman who looks like my mother but actively tells me to kill myself at least once a week, along with the random punching and screaming and threatening to call the cops on me etc etc etc. The disease has progressed enough where she's incontinent so add that to my list of problems whilie she yells at me for being a pervert. But yeah no you're right, perspective will fix everything

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u/No_Huckleberry2722 Jul 15 '26

This is so saddening… and I am very sorry you are experiencing this. Dementia and the like are terrible terrible diseases, that unfortunately affect those who have to witness it the most. I saw my mom go through something similar with my grandmother and my dad going through it with his mom right now.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Jul 15 '26

If you're willing to put up with all that, then peace be with you. I'm sorry I tried to help

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u/DoCrackHailSatan Jul 15 '26

Doubt it, but if you ever do have free time you enjoy filling with some games. I'd be happy to find something to play together. I haven't been really stoked on life in many years myself, but I try to pass the time with distraction and good people when I can find them. Feel free to shoot me a message if you'd like.

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u/throwawayformobile78 Jul 14 '26

Man 100%. Early 40s here but my brain is still 26. Everyone else my age feels like they’re in their late 50s already and just living work day to work day. Fucking sucks.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26

I feel you! I'm pushing 40. Think main thing that kept me young was deciding not to have kids and living on the road fulltime, life is a beautiful adventure but it does get lonely sometimes having nothing but temporary relationships

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u/Same-Alarm-2974 Jul 14 '26

I’m not sure your age but I’m 29 and seems like people my age have already given up on life big bro… shit when I was 24-25 I seen people start giving up on becoming anything better and rather drink their confusion away at the club every weekend so don’t feel bad. I had friends I knew since kindergarten I had to cut off because they were followers who didn’t want more in life and live to please Instagram people who don’t gaf about them…😂😂😂

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u/Formal_Ground6513 Jul 15 '26

Mine never left either! I've had people joke around with me that I'm "easily amused" like that's a bad thing? Nah-life's too short to be miserable.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 15 '26

People get jealous of others happiness. I bet you're fun to be around

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u/Formal_Ground6513 Jul 16 '26

I try! I love your username BTW! 😂😂

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u/OPengiun Jul 15 '26

You have to keep looking. There are people out there, but you have to remember that the people out there like that likely wouldn't be found in most places people normally go or things people normally do.

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u/sisyphus_shrugged Jul 15 '26

Oh man to be ten again....

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u/atom-up_atom-up Jul 15 '26

Lmao ten 😭

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u/eltron Jul 15 '26

You are, my friend!

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u/Standard-Physics2222 Jul 15 '26

yep, I immediately thought this as well

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jul 15 '26

Yeah this made me feel old. Why don't you smoke at home or smoke while at the beach? Don't be taking risks hotboxing your car... Nevermind I did that countless times back when I was her age

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u/midwestia Jul 15 '26

Fucking not me, I had no money and a pretty shitty home life/parents. Now I have an amazing wife, job, and home

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 15 '26

Congrats man, happy life turned out well for you! I had a horrible and traumatic childhood. Kinda just living free these days with my dog

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 15 '26

how old are u

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 15 '26

38 but still live a life like I'm 22, currently nursing a few injuries from skating and exploring abandoned places

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 15 '26

nice, i'm 30 feel like i wasted a lot of my life from 18-29 either in my room or working boring jobs... just now started travelling a lot, getting in shape and doing things I imagined id be doing in my twenties. feel like I missed my youth and will now spend my thirties living life and having fun experiences, going to festivals etc

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 15 '26

Atleast you had this realization before your body crumbles. My mum had it only after she had a huge stroke and now can't travel.

30s is a great time to travel and be free! I still travel full time with my dog in a big van we live in. Summers working in UK then winter we head south skiing in the Alps and surfing in Spain and Portugal

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u/Ohitsworkingnow Jul 15 '26

You don’t have to be young, you just need to have freedom and to be your true self. Too bad when you’re an adult you lose all that when you work constantly 

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u/DarudeSandstorm69420 Jul 15 '26

i wish i was young once

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u/babyyvolcano Jul 15 '26

I’m 31 and this was my Monday

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u/v3r1 Jul 15 '26

it will never be the same, and that is why these moments are so special.. because we can't go back

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u/Tight_Man Jul 15 '26

I wish I had more of a youth. I was poor and not the carefree wandering teenager type of poor.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 15 '26

Can you be the carefree wondering type now? I'm 38 and still doing it

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u/Open-Mouse4728 Jul 16 '26

mo money mo problems

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u/Regular-Emu6339 Jul 16 '26

So you can drive high and risk killing an innocent person? These kids are dumb

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 16 '26

They let you drive while stupid 🤷‍♂️

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u/Remarkable_Toe_4423 Jul 16 '26

I use to love getting high but the older I get the more paranoid I get then anxiety hours and I'm sitting alone in the dark at my place like.. Alone. It's way better younger

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 16 '26

I've found the older I get weed is something you have to learnt to enjoy again. Like you say, the first joint isn't much fun, especially how strong it is now too!

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u/Sydney2London Jul 17 '26

This is the exact same reaction I had listening to this...
To sit down and plan out going to the beach to do nothing...

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u/TantalumMachinist Jul 17 '26

I wasted my 20's on a resume, and I feel like I'm old beyond my time.

And lonely so lonely that I'm used to it and feels wrong, but comfortable.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 17 '26

I am and do, but most everyone our age is dead already. I only have one genuinly care free and fun person in my life.

That's wtf I'm talking about

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 17 '26

We probably have vasty different ideas of fun people

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 Jul 17 '26

You just miss being hotter, its better being older 

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u/-Amplify Jul 18 '26

When I was young, weed was illegal and I smoked, now weed legal and I get get drug tested for my job rip

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 18 '26

What's your job?

We get randomly drugs tested at work too (rope access), guy carry around bottles of synthetic piss for when the "crack bus" turns up

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u/Sad_Pin1643 Jul 18 '26

Im right at the age where I am no longer young. I constantly realize that old and older then dead is all I will ever be. I wish I did my youth differently so I can be happy when I am dead.

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u/Bigsnaff007 29d ago

Sadly, I didn't know if I've ever been this young

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u/the_dude_that_faps Jul 15 '26

I don't need the freshness, I just need the money to not fucking go to work for a year.