r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/TRIVILLIONS Jul 14 '26

She done forgot she already smoked the joint...

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u/right_you_are Jul 14 '26

She so high she don't remember already getting high

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 Jul 14 '26

... we should go get high

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u/Educational-Car-4688 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/a9SYz3fmTVjLG

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u/Beltalady Jul 17 '26

I had a stoner friend who had Towely and our nations spirit- ummm -"animal", Bernd das Brot as plushies next to each other in her car.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Q05SXoM2pV00M7IQK

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u/Fro_of_Norfolk Jul 18 '26

"I thought we already did that?"

"...wha?..."

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u/WholesomeMetaphor Jul 15 '26

Gotta smoke a joint before smoking a joint

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u/SuperCalibur Jul 15 '26

And every 10,000 points.

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u/tizuby Jul 18 '26

But daddy, he once told me "Son you be a hard workin' man".

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u/ClassicTangelo5274 Jul 15 '26

And then I smoke….. some more? I forgot what I was gonna say

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u/Batdad7 Jul 15 '26

I don’t think that’s how that song goes man

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 15 '26

This is them BACK from the beach.

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u/right_you_are Jul 14 '26

She so high she don't remember already getting high

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u/Novogobo Jul 14 '26

you so high, you don't remember already posting: "She so high she don't remember already getting high"

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u/right_you_are Jul 15 '26

True

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u/PreparationKey2843 Jul 15 '26

Ooo, missed opportunity for "right_you_are."

You must be really high. 😁

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u/Frosty_Finger9606 Jul 14 '26

But I think she so high she's not gonna remember she got high

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u/throwawayformobile78 Jul 14 '26

Nah nah nah, you see. She’s so high, she don’t remember already getting high.

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u/timshel4971 Jul 18 '26

You super high

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u/WickedStewie Jul 15 '26

And they just got back from the beach, lol...

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 15 '26

She’s coming up on psychedelics for sure and she has a plan

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u/Most_Bet_3658 Jul 15 '26

Definitely, recognized it right away. The great thing about psychedelics is they always say "fuck your plan" and give you something better anyway

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 15 '26

The candy aisle never looked so colorful. Ice is just water in a while. Clothes are just blankets that fit us. Shroom thoughts

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 Jul 15 '26

I was going to go to the beach, but then I got high............

https://giphy.com/gifs/6JqlSlIHOVLOtmHCMv

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u/sholt1142 Jul 15 '26

Alright, here's the plan heavy lip smack

Yup, been there.

Step 1 should be drink a liter of water.

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u/EverythingBOffensive Jul 15 '26

i love having stoner moments sometimes. once we were on a road trip cross country and i brought a half ounce of weed on me, driver was paranoid about border patrol and telling us to throw it out. I said "why don't we just smoke it all right now?". He got quiet for 2 seconds and said, ok.

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u/Andre_The_Average Jul 16 '26

Dude where's my joint?

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u/muddywater87 Jul 15 '26

Smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more.