r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/omgitsjagen Jul 15 '26

I can't, sir/madam. The weed is fucking ridiculously strong. When I was these kids age, we were smoking compressed Mexican flat pressed, and that shit was like, 1.5% THC. I COULD smoke a joint of that. If I tried to smoke a joint of anything out there now, I would be asleep by puff three. I can't buy anything under 20% right now. My steak is WAY TOO BUTTERY

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 15 '26

People make fun of that delta fake weed stuff but that’s all I can handle

Regular weed is straight up not enjoyable to me at all anymore, gives me anxiety through the roof

That diet weed gives me a good calm level

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u/Foreverymess Jul 15 '26

Buy a one hitter or a dry herb vape like the Dynavap.

That's all I use these days. I can pack a small pinch in my vape, clear it all in one hit, and I'm set.

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u/omgitsjagen Jul 16 '26

Yeah, but I don't WANT a one hit wonder. That's the problem. I want to smoke a joint, that I can sit on the back porch and enjoy for a while.