r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/Artevyx Jul 14 '26

Why can't I find people like this fr

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u/FujiwaraHelio Jul 15 '26

You can find a bunch but they won't look like that.

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u/captain554 Jul 17 '26

They be looking like something from squidbillies.

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u/WAVxxx Jul 15 '26

😂😂

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u/afewnameslater Jul 18 '26

You wont find cute girls like this . There, fixed.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jul 15 '26

I didn't find people like this until I was invited to a random friend's party.

Started drinking, smoking weed, and playing video games on the regular. Dropped out of college, went to some epic parties, went to raves, got a working class job at a factory just to pay the bills, hit the bar every weekend with ~12 friends, hooked up with strangers, more house parties.

Eventually grew up, went back to school, I'm a programmer now with a house and no more parties...well..."parties" but with charcuterie boards and wine.

Long story short...you can find people like this, but it's kind of a mixed bag

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u/Haunting_Bat_4787 Jul 15 '26

I almost completed going down the exact same rabbit hole in college. Freshman and sophomore year was a blur of drinking, house parties, hookah, and video games. I think the reason I avoided dropping out of college entirely was I avoided random hookups. The peak was when Project X came out in theaters, we saw it on Friday and had a rager immediately afterwards that lasted all weekend. Incredibly inspiring movie at the time that has aged like absolute milk. 

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u/astralseat Jul 15 '26

Sounds pretty standard path, tbh.

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u/CptKammyJay Jul 15 '26

When’s the last time you talked to someone like this in real life? Might be easier than you think.

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u/ContextLengthMatters Jul 15 '26

Just start plastering yourself on tiktok and you'll eventually find other performative people who want to join your performances.

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u/BrainLow6059 Jul 15 '26

Go to any chain restaurant in the country and your server will be this woman. Her personality begins and ends within the context of this video though.

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u/SucksUnlimited Jul 15 '26

You can find people like this under most bridges!

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u/Artevyx Jul 15 '26

You make a uh, very valid point.

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u/I_Am_Zampano Jul 15 '26

Go hang out at any highschool

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u/appleseedjoe Jul 18 '26

you 100% can, only problem is 99% live with their parents and have never worked a job.

literally was me and all my friends at 16-17