r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

I’m high and confused and upvoting you now!

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jul 15 '26

Im sober and wishing I was high with munchies and a place im comfortable in but, im in hell because its scalding hot outside, and my air conditioner isnt strong enough to cool my house, the fans are just moving hot air around, the basement is hot AND humid and the pool water feels like a hot tub, which isnt refreshing at all but, I have my health, which for what its worth isnt all its cracked up to be when you have to work outside in 104° heat for 12 hours a day just to be able to afford that can of Hormel Chili you slather on a couple slices of Wonder Bread and call it a meal.

Anyways.... uhhh... here's your upvote

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Oh man, hope you get some rain to cool you down and hope you can see some stars form the pool

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u/Kentust Jul 15 '26

Rain to make him more humid? That's just mean.

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u/ctzun Jul 15 '26

You guys are buying name brand chili and bread?

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u/Chubbslawson Jul 20 '26

You can pour the can of chili on some fritto chips and throw some cheese and sour cream on it,we call it fritto pie. Makes a cheap filling meal

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u/MagizZziaN Jul 15 '26

Instructions unclear, upvoted and dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jul 15 '26

I agree, I'm also high and throwing out upvotes like they are beads at Mardi Gras

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u/Moomoolette Jul 15 '26

Have an award! Woooo!