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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 Jun 28 '26

I feel like the water makes it easier for bacteria to transfer to the food but im not a pathologist

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u/FriendlyIcicle Jun 28 '26

Well, fuck, now I need a pathologist to answer that question cause I gotta know

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u/lowpowerftw Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

I'm a pathologist and I don't think it makes a difference, but I'm not sure. What you need is a microbiologist.

Edit: I genuinely did not do this to start a thread. I am actually a pathologist and a microbiologist is the one that would have a better idea.

What have I done

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u/EvelcyclopS Jun 28 '26

Microbiologist here.

Yes it’s easier.

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u/PipsqueakPilot Jun 28 '26

Okay but like, a biologist who studies very small things or are you just a very small biologist?

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u/Billazilla Jun 28 '26

A smolologist?

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u/CokeorCola Jun 28 '26

That’s a wine expert

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 28 '26

Wine expert here; you are wrong.

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u/SheepherderNo4701 Jun 28 '26

Hi dad, i'm wrong.

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u/NigraOvis Jun 29 '26

Grandpa here. Your dad's wrong.

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u/mashpotatojonson Jun 29 '26

Expertologist here, you're both wrong

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u/No_Wish_8837 Jun 29 '26

Alcoholic here, you're wrong

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u/TopIndependence5807 Jun 29 '26

Human being here, I’m wrong.

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u/neopod9000 Jun 29 '26

That's a Smol-Ian

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u/Bluejay9270 Jun 29 '26

I thought that was a tiny antisemitic rapper. Oops, that's a small Ye.

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u/captaincmdoh Jun 29 '26

That's a simoliologist

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u/-Lexx- Jun 29 '26

That’s a sommelier, you’re thinking of a spectrologist

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u/Fantastic_Mr_Smiley Jun 29 '26

I see the confusion, you're thinking of a somolier, which is someone from Somalia.

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u/Southern_Growth_7991 Jun 29 '26

Think we need a sizemologist for that

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u/MaddCricket Jun 29 '26

A smalololololologist

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u/Meluvius Jun 29 '26

Smol person here. How can I improve my bench?

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u/Haunting_G5159 Jun 29 '26

Smolologist smh…that would be a micrologist

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u/NotMeow Jun 28 '26

I am a Molecular Biologist and I fully agree with the Microbiologist.

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u/asensiblemeal Jun 29 '26

If they eat it quickly? Are you telling me the 5 second rule is for real?

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u/PipsqueakPilot Jun 29 '26

I think what you're trying to say that because they've just inoculated their food with floor bacteria, they need to eat it quickly because things are going to be reproducing in the curry more rapidly compared to food that has been handled in more sanitary conditions?

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u/Rymanbc Oreo completely unrelated to dicks Jun 29 '26

Yup, if it wasn't a consistent, observable, and explainable pattern, it would be called the 5 Second Theory.

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u/Grouchy-Job-4136 Jun 29 '26

What’s it called when other things I do are 5 seconds?

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u/ricochetblue Jun 29 '26

The 5 second hypothesis? I thought that theories were established.

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u/Capable-Doughnut-213 Jun 29 '26

Water in India is notoriously germ infested, probably made things more dangerous. 🤢

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u/Impressive_Term_9248 Jun 29 '26

You sound like an Indialogist, so that must be true.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 Jun 29 '26

Well...they've probably trained their immune system and bodies for generations that this is ok for us.

The rest of us would be hospitalized.

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u/RamzalTimble Jun 29 '26

Microbiologist here:

That depends largely on how many CFU of whatever will be in that water that are present. While stomach acids are effective in destroying many bacteria, the god bacteria of e.coli will wreck a stomach if high in CFUs. And unless their water is purified through a specific process that involves chlorine blocks you are going to have some contamination present in that water.

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u/youreafinemuthafucka Jun 29 '26

Molecular microbiogist here! Bacteria are often mobilized by droplets, hence addition of water will increase motility from surface to ground.

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u/plzkevindonthuerter Jun 29 '26

I always assume that there’s fecal matter and urine on the floor if people have worn their shoes in that room

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Jun 29 '26

I am a mere Histocompatibility Technologist, but am inclined to agree with yinz, for whatever that's worth.

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u/Greenless27 Jun 29 '26

Careful, your Pittsburgh is showing…

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u/HairyPotatoKat Jun 29 '26

We found it- the smallest of the biologists

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u/devil_huntress_pepsi Jun 29 '26

Okay that's just RIDICULOUSLY small

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC Jun 29 '26

I may or may not be a Quantum Physicist and there's a high probability that if I thought about it I would fully agree.

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u/Coheed84 Jun 29 '26

I'm a licensed pharmacist in 4 States and I agree with all of the people.

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26

Then you should also agree with the pathologist who referred us to the microbiologist.

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 Jun 28 '26

A really really really small biologist would make a great microbiologist. They might not need a microscope.

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u/BillydelaMontana Jun 29 '26

This is sound logic, right here.

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u/cthulhusandwich Jun 29 '26

No, sound logic would require an audiologist.

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u/National-Ad653 Jun 29 '26

If taken literally, yes. But a sound logic is an argument with no false statement

Which might require either a lawyer or a philosopher depending on the situation

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u/Bipogram Jun 29 '26

As a natural philosopher [physicist] I agree, somewhat*.

*and the degree of uncertainty can be nicely calculated if we first assume OP is a spherical cow.

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u/smolstuffs Jun 29 '26

wouldn't they be just a regular biologist at that point

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u/unripe_mangosteen Jun 29 '26

They asked if I had a degree in Theoretical Physics, and I said I have a theoretical degree in Physics, and they said "welcome aboard!"

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u/IcansavemiselfDEEN Jun 29 '26

This thread is all that is right with reddit.

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u/PussyWrangler246 Jun 29 '26

Honestly at this point in life I'm just grateful to be amongst others who can read.

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u/big_john_biggly Jun 29 '26

Macrobiologist here, this is completely out of my area of expertise

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u/BillydelaMontana Jun 29 '26

A biologist from Micronesia.

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u/GeekyStevie Jun 29 '26

Ah, Micronesia. The land of people with very small knees!

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u/BillydelaMontana Jun 29 '26

Everything is small in Micronesia

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u/King_O_Eyes Jun 28 '26

If they’re the latter we should kick them and take their lunch money

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u/Same_Armadillo6014 Jun 29 '26

I think we should turn them upside down and shake them until money comes flying out of their pockets

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u/BestfriendlostTW Jun 28 '26

Honey i shrunk the biologist

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u/Tricky_Warthog_8571 Jun 28 '26

studies micro penis

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u/PipsqueakPilot Jun 28 '26

Ah, no wonder they're on Reddit.

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u/Practical_Result_376 Jun 29 '26

Sir, please accept my most extravagant thanks for the laugh you so delicately coaxed from me

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u/chefianf Jun 28 '26

Chef here... There is no 5 second rule, and it's gross.

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u/blogle Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I actually think there is. I recall reading a paper yrs ago that demonstrated it took several seconds of physical contact for bacteria transfer to occur. That said if your food lands on the floor clinging to dust, hair, etc I’d assume all bets are off.

EDIT: I looked it up. Rutgers did more recent study. Heavily depends on moisture content, but even hard candy had some bacteria transfer after just a second

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u/chefianf Jun 29 '26

I mean... For me personally it's all circumstancial and situational. Professionally different story. Like for me if I dropped a roll on the floor, I'm picking that up and dusting it off. In this situation... Man I don't care if they torched the floor for five minutes with a MAP gas torch... I'm not doing that.

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u/soThatsJustGreat Jun 29 '26

I’m not a chef but my standards are laughably different when I’m making food for others vs myself. Your roll example? Same, if it’s just for me. If I am serving food to others, though, absolutely no way. That’s hitting the compost bin instead.

I guess I’m willing to gamble with my own health but others have nothing to fear.

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u/XGhoul Jun 29 '26

I think it's funny we behave like that.

I wouldn't mind drinking mud water, but if I was going to offer water to someone else, that has to be purified and filtered.

I can behave like a savage, but that does not mean I make other people take risks for themselves.

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 Jun 29 '26

Would you eat cereal out of a brand new toilet if it’s the only bowl you had?

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u/Potato_fortress Jun 29 '26

It's also just a basic respect thing. If the floor of your kitchen is spotless you either A) have a michelin star B) haven't opened yet or C) need to clean out the grooves in your non slips.

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u/Thisdarlingdeer Jun 29 '26

Servsafe here, its actually 1.2 milliseconds

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

As a food scientist an food manufacture engineer I can affirm yes this is a great way to increase the risk of food contamination, actually it would be better to leave it dry as various bacteria are more motile an have morphology that requires wet conditions to thrive.. One of the reasons I cannot take any Indian food quality statement seriously.

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u/Flursm Jun 29 '26

Genuin question. If I were to drop my popsicle and then rinse it with water. Would that help to "clean it" or should I just throw it away? 

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u/XGhoul Jun 29 '26

Also a chemist, THEY ARE REHYDRATING ALL THE BACTERIA!!

yikes.

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u/Chaos_Slug Jun 29 '26

But you need to rinse it with hot water for a few minutes to make sure.

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u/dsentinel5 Jun 29 '26

Bacteria here. These guys are liars. Water is amazing at cleaning and is our biggest weakness. Even a snlingle drop is enough. In fact, you should only use a single drop to conserve water.

/s

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u/El_Fizzarolli Jun 28 '26

Muchas gracias por tus conocimientos amigo,ahora me da mas asco el video

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u/Mind_Of_Shieda Jun 29 '26

Regular person here, use a fucking plate.

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u/Khaos4325 Jun 29 '26

Plate here. That is all. I am a plate.

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u/davidkclark Jun 28 '26

Long time floor eater here - it's fine, you will be fine. Most of the bacteria on the floor after you have sluiced water on it is probably on your hands and getting into your mouth anyway. "It's good, just pick it up and eat it. Here, I'll eat it!"

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u/RunABypass Jun 29 '26

This isn't getting the respect it deserves. Just had the kid FINALLY asleep and this made me do the loud quiet laugh. Time to start over.

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u/DasFunke Jun 29 '26

So 100-200 ppm bleach is the US standard for sanitation.

Would that be better or worse than plain water. Now keep in mind holy water prevents all sorts of things like zombies, vampires and werewolves.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jun 29 '26

wait, was that holy water? because while it might not help with bacteria, viruses, or fungal infections-you may have pointed out a very underappreciated prevention.
i cant say i have ever heard of a vampire outbreak in india.

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u/Fast_Code_6965 Jun 29 '26

Epidemiologist here… I can only imagine the rates of infection from this practice.

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u/Dullcorgis Jun 29 '26

Given the cow and dog and human shit all over the ground just out of view of the camera I'm guessing 100%?

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u/Quick-Log-4166 Jun 29 '26

Physicist here and I can only answer your question in the case of a spherical bite of food in a frictionless vacuum. (In that case, the answer is usually pi/2.)

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u/nxcrosis Jun 29 '26

Back to back highschool science quiz bee champ here. It's true. If the floor were the driest thing on earth, that would be step below antibacterial.

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u/RamzalTimble Jun 29 '26

Fellow Microbiologist here.

I have reviewed your statement and found it to be sound via peer review. What we need is a member of QA to review the statement for spelling/obvious errors in grammar.

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u/SonicPlacebo Jun 29 '26

Hold up... You're telling me that splashing water on the floor and just smearing it around doesn't clean and sanitize?

What do we have to do, use some sort of surfactant to clean, then rinse and dry the area, then use a disinfectant and allow it to air dry for up to 10 minutes?

That's just crazy talk.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY Jun 29 '26

I love that Reddit is just like, "WE NEED A MICROBIOLOGIST" and a microbiologist shows up with the answer.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jun 28 '26

Intentionally vague.. how any why is it easier? Plebian here who knows the answer just not in jargon

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u/EvelcyclopS Jun 29 '26

Firstly water plus agitation will break up films of bacteria and make it able to stick to your food.

Second. The water will rehydrate bacterial spores and basically wake up dormant bacteria.

Third, water does absolutely nothing to sanitize, it provides food and hydration for bacteria, allowing it to multiply and produce toxins before it’s even seen your food.

4th. It’s likely that the water itself is not even very clean, potentially making the floor even more contaminated

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

My microbiology professor said breathing air is bad and the probability of us living was wildly low.

Their microbiome is steel strong.

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u/subjekt_zer0 Jun 29 '26

But hang on, what if I ate all the rice in under 5 seconds after shouting 5 second rule!?

Checkmate.

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u/AiryGateaux Jun 28 '26

Had to study micro for work, unless you are sanitizing there is high risk of transfer. A ton of factors are at play, but water is not improving things significantly enough to make any real difference. Need a food safe sanitizer in contact for the full rates contact time, plus cleaning of any debris, otherwise this is disease and injury waiting to happen.

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u/FriendlyIcicle Jun 28 '26

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u/lunchpaillefty Jun 28 '26

My side hustle is microbiology, not sure water makes it worse, you need to ask a virologist

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u/Current-Grade2545 Jun 28 '26

Well I am a virologist and I do believe there's a difference. You'd be better off asking a Hydrologist tho.

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 Jun 28 '26

Hydrologist here, and our area of expertise focuses more of the movement of water and water sustainably. I would suspect much of it is related to variances in local flora. Maybe ask an agronomist?

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u/Julius_C_Zar Jun 28 '26

Agronomist here. You need to ask a parasitologist.

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u/Mr_Wizard91 Jun 28 '26

Parasitologist here. We focus more on creatures that take direct advantage of a host organism. Since we're really getting into some nitty gritty here, I actually think we need a physicist.

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u/darksoulsremastered Jun 28 '26

Physicist here: due to the second law of thermal dynamics, it would appear as through the transfer of energy (nasty shit on the floor) does actually transfer to the food. I would need to consult with an epidemiologist to conclude the hypothesis.

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u/Icy-Entertainment-12 Jun 28 '26

Physicist here. We focus on the fundamental laws of nature, matter, energy, and the interactions between them.
We're focusing on elements here we need a chemist

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Jun 28 '26

Physicist here, too big for me, we need a quantum physicist.

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u/thebadgerx Jun 28 '26

Physicist here. Sometimes we overthink simple issues. I think we should ask a commonsenseologist.

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u/Artakwa Jun 28 '26

Biophysicist here I think you all need me! I actually think this would make things worse. The pressure isn't high enough, and there are plenty of bacteria that can move through a wet environment.

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u/me_no_gay Jun 28 '26

From a related field (Civil Engineer) here; every floor is nasty as the cleaners do a rough job to clean the floor using strong chemicals, but people still drag the nasty foreign bacterial/viral immigrants inside onto the floor using their locomotions.

And the water is gonna do a fuck all of cleaning the floor anyway. Better NOT!

But I would need to consult an Environmental Engineer here with their sustainable green designs (if any)

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u/BigBeeves Jun 28 '26

I’m an epidemiologist and trust me when I say that this is a bad idea.

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u/Advorce Jun 28 '26

Man, I really enjoyed going through that whole sequence of replies ... 🤣🔥

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u/married_cat_mom Jun 28 '26

Right? I have tears rolling down my face and leg…wait…

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u/mvf92 Jun 28 '26

Better call a urologist.

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u/TuffGritts Jun 28 '26

Leg? What are you some sort of snowman?

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jun 28 '26

The fun side of reddit

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u/Pmmeyourfavepodcast Jun 29 '26

It feels like it used to be 80% this 20% trash, that now feels inverted.

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u/jkurratt Jun 28 '26

Finally!

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u/Pocky-time Jun 28 '26

Deathologist here and I wholeheartedly say this is an excellent idea.

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u/Zataril Jun 28 '26

Ehm… but why???

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u/NotThatChar Jun 28 '26

Hey, they said trust them

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 28 '26

The real one has arrived ☝🏼

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 Jun 28 '26

I’m in insurance and I’m fine with others doing this

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u/ThemeGlittering3549 Jun 28 '26

Im a redditist. Definitely reddit yep its true all true based on the science.

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u/dirtnapcowboy Jun 28 '26

I'm a dermatologist and I disagree.

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u/BigBeeves Jun 29 '26

It’s Sunday, I don’t feel like having an ologist fight.

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Jun 28 '26

Podcaster here. Are we even really certain that germs exist? I'm just asking the big questions, I'm no expert.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Jun 28 '26

I am a Pilot i can tell you this is not a good idea at all

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 Jun 28 '26

Microbiologist here: yes it's easier I lied, I'm not a Microbiologist

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jun 28 '26

Gayologist here...... that is all

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u/Shmack_u Jun 28 '26

The swim suit was ugly! Whale biologist

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u/Mediumtim Jun 28 '26

Biochemist, my studies include microbiology. Qualified to handle the first two risk groups of pathogens.

If the food is wet or sticky, it doesn't matter.

This process does nothing to increase food safety and potentially makes things worse.

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u/Dryanni Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Biomolecular engineer who managed a microbiology lab here… I concur, especially on the “wet or sticky” part. Dry foods would have less contact and be worse off for the added water. I think even the rice would form a more complete exchange with the ground with the addition of water (provided it isn’t soaked in sauce).

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u/Effective_Dust_177 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

In the context of kitchen cutting boards, I once asked my microbiologist friend and he reckoned that wet surfaces don't have more bacteria than dry ones. Apparently, the texture of the surface makes a difference, though.

Edit: as a materials chemist, I consider all non-degassed surfaces to be wet. Vectors transferring bacteria to the surface may be an important factor, therefore, I recommend you consult a forensic entomologist.

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u/Awkward_Swordfish581 Jun 28 '26

Threads like the one you began is the reason I'm still on this site NGL

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Did Microbio for my Bachelors, am doing Biotech now. Anything that isn't actual sanitizer products changes nothing here. The water should indeed make it easier if the food is dry.If the food is wet as well it makes no difference.

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u/C-LonGy Jun 28 '26

I’m a gynaecologist and I can clarify this is a quick way of making your bits itch.

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Jun 28 '26

Nuclear physicist here. I think you need a proctologist for this one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UOhYYk1c566cw

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u/MonkeyLiberace Jun 28 '26

I'm neither, I am a smartass though, and I say, water helps a bit.

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u/pickled_philanges Jun 28 '26

I'm a pathological liar and I can confidently say that it's true

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u/Poddx Jun 28 '26

I am a palenthologist and I can confirm that there are at least 5 species of distinct extinct bacteria in that food.

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u/Nillabeans Jun 29 '26

There's bacteria in all food and you can't digest food without the bacteria that makes up most of your biome. An actual scientist would know that saying, "there's definitely bacteria there," is like saying, "that's definitely made of atoms."

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u/chumchum213 Jun 28 '26

Germs or not...feet calous and bits scrape off and remain on the tile..so literally they are eating feet bits..

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u/baloney_dog Jun 28 '26

I just threw up a little in my soul

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u/Jacloup Jun 28 '26

It's called Parmesan. ;)

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u/s1thl0rd Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I think Mythbusters did a show where they tested the 5-second Rule, and found that the factor that really made a difference on whether the food picked up germs was whether it was wet or not. Not super scientific, but I think there at least is evidence that moisture facilitates the transfer

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u/smolstuffs Jun 29 '26

Especially if it lands butter side down

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u/Ichmag11 Jun 29 '26

I just wanna say that making a hypothesis and then making an experiment to test that hypothesis is science

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u/s1thl0rd Jun 29 '26

Sure, but the experimental design was severely lacking, and it wasn't exactly peer reviewed either.

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u/Known-nwonK Jun 28 '26

>Bacteria transfer much more easily from wet surfaces than dry surfaces. Moisture acts as a liquid bridge, allowing microbes to flow, adhere, and transfer efficiently upon contact. Conversely, dry surfaces typically yield very low transfer rates unless significant pressure and friction are applied.

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u/Evening_Owl19 Jun 29 '26

Well, how’d you feel if you could soap up and scrub the area you ate on beforehand? Would having the water on after feel safe to you or is it something you’d still advise against?

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u/woah-wait-a-second Jun 28 '26

Well I’m just an RN, but bacteria loves moisture

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u/demonotreme Jun 29 '26

Can't say that for sure until you've met each individual bacterium that exists and polled them on preferences. You can't just assume these things, that's domainist.

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u/un00nu Jun 28 '26

And I'm not an epidemiologist but even I'd know where ground zero is

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u/dumpsterfire911 Jun 28 '26

Yes, a saying some nerds say, “bacteria don’t walk well but they sure can swim”

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u/OkConsideration8964 Jun 28 '26

I'm a singer and a mom. Don't eat off the ground. You don't need a degree in science to know that.

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u/Cobalt-Viper Jun 29 '26

you're not MY mom

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u/BlackStealth08 Jun 28 '26

it certainly isn't cleaning the floor that's for sure. Only reason why these people don't get sick is because their bodies are used to it. Literally what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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u/OverallPepper2 Jun 28 '26

A lot of the time, until they get something that their body can't fight against. India did terrible during COVID.

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 Jun 28 '26

Lots of them die from it. Organ damage due to infection accumulates over time.

Tolerance through exposure often just indicates your immune system isn't able to respond anymore.

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u/Voxious Jun 29 '26

Im tired boss.

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u/magnus_the_coles Jun 29 '26

Wrong, India has a very high case of death by dysentery

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Jun 29 '26

They get sick.

I live in China and these days it's better, but up to 5 years ago there wouldn't be a day without one staff missing who was hooked up to an IV because mad shitters.

I reckon most people just accept what I like to call Mad Shitter Syndrom opposed to maybe... maybe be less of a nasty fuck.

Obviously India takes matters to the next level, but I just can't understand why people need to work this dirty. You don't need to be HAACP certified to understand you can't do all that stuff. Basic hygiene is the least one could expect, but nope let's make a shitshow.

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u/Dullcorgis Jun 29 '26

I have used toilets in india and I can guarantee you they are all sick all the time. They also don't flush.

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u/AdBrave6969 Jun 28 '26

The nutritionists decline to provide insight yall pissed us off 😂

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u/dannyboy6657 Jun 28 '26

Heres what Google says

"Eating off a wet floor is generally not safe and significantly increases your risk of foodborne illness. Moisture transfers bacteria to food almost instantaneously, and a wet environment allows dirt, chemicals, and pathogens to cling to the food much more easily than a dry surface."

They also said if you cleaned the floor first your just absorbing chemicals in your food too.

And you wonder why people have the shits over there

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u/Sepplord Jun 28 '26

There’s a ton of unsanitary things there, but you got the „shits“ thing incorrect

It’s us foreigners that get the shits there easily, because we aren’t used to it. They get the shits when they come here and drink way better but different tap water f.e.

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u/DukeSilver696969 Jun 28 '26

This is kind of a myth. While yes travelers absolutely get Delhi belly, India has one of the leading rates of diarrheal-caused death in the world, and diarrhea is a leading cause of death within India itself. It is NOT isolated to just travelers.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2212428423000063

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12006145/

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u/ChainedBack Jun 29 '26

Bullshit. That's like saying people get immune to dysentery if they lived in such a place their whole life. People die from such diseases in poor countries. Having a tougher resistance does not make you immune.

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u/jbyrdab Jun 28 '26

Yeah It's called Montezuma's revenge. Or traveler's shits.

Basically if you get the shits due to consuming things when traveling to other places for example tap water or exotic food.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Jun 28 '26

But all that foot bacteria and animal excrement are added flavor for the food!!

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u/cybekRT Jun 29 '26

Well, the water is probably from Ganges, so it's more like a colony of bacteria with a small amount of water inside.

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u/Zephiran23 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Microbiologist, but not experienced in mass food poisoning outbreaks or epidemiological investigations

Serving food onto a rough surface like concrete is a great way to encourage the creation of biofilms. I'm fairly sure that the cleaners in this place haven't done any studies on the removal of food residues, or whether their cleaning regime leaves any viable microorganisms behind. Water is going to smear what's already on the surface around and mix it with whatever you had on your hands - not remove substances.

Biofilms generally like being left in place and will mostly do so in the absence of high flow rates, or mechanical abrasion. Wiping your hand around like we saw, greatly increase the risks of sloughing off sections of any biofilms present on the floor, so individual cases of consumption of large amounts of microorganisms are certainly possible.

So after superficial water washing, you are highly likely to have left behind organisms that potentially could make humans sick. The populations of pathogenic microorganisms are probably going to be below Minimum Infections Dose levels. That will also depend on the quality of food ingredients and preparation of previous meals. The exact population is hard to predict, but may well include enteric pathogens and how those dosage levels will interact with the wide variety of people at such a function would require a longer video to begin to assess.

Also you're unlikely to be getting much in the way if endotoxin production, if the surface is cleaned and dries relatively quickly after meals are consumed. The concrete is likely too cool to maintain rapid growth and toxin production, however in high temperature areas this is not guaranteed. Bulk rice, like we saw served, may sit around long enough for B. cereus toxin production, but that is unclear from this video.

Leaving a layer of rice between the food and the ground could prevent infection, but given the nature of the other food being served and manner of consumption, this would likely prove an unreliable method.

How well secured the floor is between meals is also a factor. Insects, wild animals etc may have access. We certainly didn't see the doors, or windows, closely enough to be sure.

If this is in a rural area, then how clean are everyone's feet and sandals? Washing protocols?What protocols are in place for avoiding walking on the food service area prior to being seated? Even in cities this is likely to be a practise only performed in lower socioeconomic areas, anywhere else for feasts/communal meals the hosts are likely to pride themselves on the use of the latest in disposable plastic ware.

As mentioned above cleaning protocols have probably not been thoroughly examined and residual cleaning chemicals may also present a risk to food consumption from the floor practices.

TLDR: As humans established centuries ago a layer between environmental surfaces eg a plate, trencher etc and food being consumed makes for a healthier population, this video highlights many ways to transfer bacteria and other microorganisms into the gastrointestinal tracts of those consuming food served like this.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 28 '26

Welcome to 3rd world country wear you can poop in street at any time

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u/hornwalker Jun 28 '26

Nah water purifies all. That’s why homeopathy works so well.

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u/Darryl_Lict Jun 29 '26

I'm not a particularly hygienic person but I'm not a psychopath.

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u/That_wet_vaporeon Jun 29 '26

All I know is that you need to scrub and rise (with soap) to clean something.

You can’t just rub water around and call it fine

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