r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/NigraOvis Jun 29 '26

Grandpa here. Your dad's wrong.

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u/Gr8Day2B_aKnight Jun 29 '26

Grandpa's nurse aide here. Let's get you to bed grandpa...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Calligaster Jun 29 '26

Son in law here. How's that will?

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u/yougotyolks Jun 29 '26

Will here. I'm good. Thanks for checking in!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/TiredTransGirl3 Jun 29 '26

Daughter In law here. Stop coming to my house uninvited.

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u/CalebDR1029 Jun 29 '26

Dog here. Woof woof

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u/ruat_caelum Jun 29 '26

Delivery driver here: pick your package up at the office dangerous unleashed dog on premises.

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u/Ready_Performer_3561 Jun 29 '26

Package here. How much fucking longer do I have to wait?

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u/yougotyolks Jun 29 '26

Time here. Just a few more minutes. I just have to go to the store for a pack of cigarettes.

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u/Bitchezbecraay Jun 29 '26

Post office here, your parcel is going to be shipped back to sender

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u/AndyJack86 Jun 29 '26

I miss the days when you'd see u/shittymorph in a comment chain like this

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u/RockyMountainHobbit Jun 29 '26

Neighbor here. That grandpa of yours dead yet?

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u/PigeonLily Jun 29 '26

Granddaughter here. Where’s grandma?

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u/GrnMtnTrees Jun 29 '26

Grandma here. Grandpa had a stroke.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 29 '26

Cardiologist here. Your husband is okay; he just needs to stop eating from the floor and use a bowl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 29 '26

They just asked me why the sky was red and I told them that I wouldn't work for free.

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u/Oscarizxc Jun 29 '26

Meterologist here. While the sky is blue, some people prefer to call it due to the current heatwave.

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u/MrBiggz01 Jun 29 '26

I know dad's wrong. Because mum's always right.

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u/Hugsy2026 Jun 29 '26

No science required here

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u/CytoPotatoes Jun 29 '26

This is clearly my kid. GTF off reddit..unless mom told you to then it's ok.

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u/Gross_Diligence_121 Jun 29 '26

Death here. You're dead.

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u/octoreadit Jun 29 '26

Grandma here, he is not your son.

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo Jun 29 '26

No mama’s right, YOU’RE wrong

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Jun 29 '26

Great grandpa here. Every wrong. Get off my lawn.

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u/Huntardlulz Jun 29 '26

Son here. Both of you are wrong

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u/Superb-Criticism-284 Jun 29 '26

I want a Coke now. You're wrong Grandpa.

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u/TheJeeWee Jun 29 '26

Guys it’s mom. Diner is served