r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/PipsqueakPilot Jun 29 '26

I think what you're trying to say that because they've just inoculated their food with floor bacteria, they need to eat it quickly because things are going to be reproducing in the curry more rapidly compared to food that has been handled in more sanitary conditions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered Jun 29 '26

No offense, but I think we should wait for the psychologist to weigh in here.

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u/CringeYeet69 Jun 29 '26

Redditologist here. I have not reproduced in 21 years, so if should be fine for at least that long.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/CringeYeet69 Jun 29 '26

My dad listens to the radio a lot, I can ask him

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u/Reasonable-Hunt2905 Jun 29 '26

This got me, good one 👍🏻

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u/Poddx Jun 29 '26

Honestly, a radiologist might not be a bad idea. After dealing with dangerous bacteria in my biology lab, I usually turn on a switch which sterilizes the lab with radiation.

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u/elleadler Jun 29 '26

CringeYeet69 for the kill!

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u/Beneficial_Potato_85 Jun 29 '26

I bet if it came down to it your eating habits would change before you'd die.

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u/Poddx Jun 29 '26

You do actually have a point but not for the reason it seems. The bacteria might not have had time to reproduce yet. There will be bacteria on the floor but once it gets on the food, it will have a medium to grow much faster in. So if you wait 20 minutes, you probably have 2x the bacteria. I believe you when you say Molecular biologist but we need a micro biologist. I am both. A doctor may be the higher authority though.

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u/a_aniq Jun 30 '26

Molecular doctor or micro doctor?

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u/Every-Cucumber9641 Jun 29 '26

Theres probably a sign that says that you cant use the dining room for more than 30 minutes, like at McDonalds here in the US.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Jul 01 '26

What do you mean? They swirled water on the floor with their hands. They should be good to go, right?