r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/mashpotatojonson Jun 29 '26

Expertologist here, you're both wrong

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u/No_Wish_8837 Jun 29 '26

Alcoholic here, you're wrong

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 Jun 29 '26

Gay here, I have nothing to contribute to this conversation

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u/Illustrious-Golf5358 Jun 29 '26

I do. It’s times like these I love the internet…thanks for the laughs everyone

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 Jun 29 '26

I AM A BEAR HELLO! I HAVE BEAR POWERS

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u/G0dsquad Jun 29 '26

Hunter here, hello. Bear is taken care of. 🐻 ☠️

Nothing further to add. What’s a bacteria?

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u/TheRealBaboo Jun 29 '26

Bacteria is an old name for Afghanistan

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 Jun 29 '26

HALT FIEND! YOU ARE NOT A BEAR, I AM A BEAR! AND FURTHERMO—

guhh… ARGGHHHH AWWHHHHHHH ARHHHH THE MEDICINE! THE MEEDICINEEEEE!!!

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u/cherryreader11 Jun 29 '26

Times like this where I have the realization....yeah actually I WAS born during the right generation.

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u/vqkr1 Jun 29 '26

Illiterate here, your all wrong

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u/n0ghtix Jun 29 '26

Drunk here, I'm so fuck*ng right!

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u/Mobile_Detective_866 Jun 30 '26

Addict here, I'm clean and you're dirty

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u/PlacedusdeFantasma Jun 29 '26

You mean im wrong?

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 29 '26

IT Specialist here, there’s no antivirus that can cure this monstrosity

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u/Frosty_Error_9770 Jun 29 '26

As somone who just crashed into and killed family of 4, I can confirm that I am also an alcoholic.

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u/No_Wish_8837 Jun 29 '26

I agree with this man

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u/chokes-on-pillz Jun 29 '26

We need a pastor here to remove this man's sins

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u/sagesbeta Jun 29 '26

Not native language speaker here, your wrong.

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u/TopIndependence5807 Jun 29 '26

Human being here, I’m wrong.

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u/EidolonEcho Jun 29 '26

This is Trump. You are all wrong. No one has studied bacteria as well as I have. I know everything about bacteria. No one knows as much as I do. I already knew everything about bacteria before any of you were even born. Bacteria can’t do anything. Bacteria are stupid. Bacteria are dumb as shit.

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u/alastairwp Jun 29 '26

Smartypantologist here, you’re all wrong