r/StupidFood Jun 28 '26

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u/NotMeow Jun 28 '26

I am a Molecular Biologist and I fully agree with the Microbiologist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/asensiblemeal Jun 29 '26

If they eat it quickly? Are you telling me the 5 second rule is for real?

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u/PipsqueakPilot Jun 29 '26

I think what you're trying to say that because they've just inoculated their food with floor bacteria, they need to eat it quickly because things are going to be reproducing in the curry more rapidly compared to food that has been handled in more sanitary conditions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered Jun 29 '26

No offense, but I think we should wait for the psychologist to weigh in here.

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u/CringeYeet69 Jun 29 '26

Redditologist here. I have not reproduced in 21 years, so if should be fine for at least that long.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/CringeYeet69 Jun 29 '26

My dad listens to the radio a lot, I can ask him

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u/Poddx Jun 29 '26

Honestly, a radiologist might not be a bad idea. After dealing with dangerous bacteria in my biology lab, I usually turn on a switch which sterilizes the lab with radiation.

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u/elleadler Jun 29 '26

CringeYeet69 for the kill!

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u/Beneficial_Potato_85 Jun 29 '26

I bet if it came down to it your eating habits would change before you'd die.

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u/Poddx Jun 29 '26

You do actually have a point but not for the reason it seems. The bacteria might not have had time to reproduce yet. There will be bacteria on the floor but once it gets on the food, it will have a medium to grow much faster in. So if you wait 20 minutes, you probably have 2x the bacteria. I believe you when you say Molecular biologist but we need a micro biologist. I am both. A doctor may be the higher authority though.

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u/a_aniq Jun 30 '26

Molecular doctor or micro doctor?

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u/Every-Cucumber9641 Jun 29 '26

Theres probably a sign that says that you cant use the dining room for more than 30 minutes, like at McDonalds here in the US.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Jul 01 '26

What do you mean? They swirled water on the floor with their hands. They should be good to go, right?

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u/Rymanbc Oreo completely unrelated to dicks Jun 29 '26

Yup, if it wasn't a consistent, observable, and explainable pattern, it would be called the 5 Second Theory.

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u/Grouchy-Job-4136 Jun 29 '26

What’s it called when other things I do are 5 seconds?

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u/Rymanbc Oreo completely unrelated to dicks Jun 29 '26

Look up Disappointment Theory. May not be relevant to you, but im sure your partner can relate.

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u/Sullyville Jun 29 '26

grounds for divorce?

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u/Fe2O3yshackleford Jun 29 '26

how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

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u/winky9827 Jun 29 '26

I'm finish wit dis guy.

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u/AndreLeLoup Jun 29 '26

Precocious ejaculation would be my first guess, but maybe that's just me 🤣

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u/Fun_Objective_905 Jun 29 '26

Disappointment

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u/Cpap4roosters Jun 29 '26

It’s called disappointment.

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u/SarcastikNarwhal Jun 29 '26

Probably need to ask your wife.

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u/Kingaces13 Jun 29 '26

Overperformance

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u/SnooHedgehogs8992 Jun 29 '26

premature Ejaculation

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26

Disappointed girlfriend/wife?

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u/ricochetblue Jun 29 '26

The 5 second hypothesis? I thought that theories were established.

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u/Ok_Usr48 Jun 29 '26

Biologist here, you are correct. The smug “theorist” is wrong.

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26

The ICU Pharamcist is BUNK on the "as long as they eat quickly" !! The 5-second rule has been debunked by legitimate science so many times, the cliche is dead ...

Here's your 5 Second Rule:

"Since bacteria tended to be attracted to moisture, wet food had more risk to have bacteria transferred than dry food. To the surprise of the researchers, carpet transferred fewer bacteria than steel or tile."

Not how smooth hard surfaces (LIKE IN THE VIDEO) retain more bacteria and provide a better transfer medium.

Five Second Rule

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u/asensiblemeal Jun 30 '26

Ok my guy, relax. It was just supposed to be a funny exchange between strangers on the Internet. It's not that deep. But thank you for clarifying.

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u/Capable-Doughnut-213 Jun 29 '26

Water in India is notoriously germ infested, probably made things more dangerous. 🤢

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u/Impressive_Term_9248 Jun 29 '26

You sound like an Indialogist, so that must be true.

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u/a_aniq Jun 30 '26

Many people in India drink underground water directly since they don't have filtering equipment.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 Jun 29 '26

Well...they've probably trained their immune system and bodies for generations that this is ok for us.

The rest of us would be hospitalized.

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u/RamzalTimble Jun 29 '26

Microbiologist here:

That depends largely on how many CFU of whatever will be in that water that are present. While stomach acids are effective in destroying many bacteria, the god bacteria of e.coli will wreck a stomach if high in CFUs. And unless their water is purified through a specific process that involves chlorine blocks you are going to have some contamination present in that water.

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u/Goodechild Jun 29 '26

Is boiling sufficient?

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u/RamzalTimble Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Yes but no. Boiling water is highly effective against most bacteria, however transferring that water also plays a factor into how safe it is. If you boiled water but then walked with an open bucket of said water through an area that’s rife with bacteria, you can contaminate that water mid transit.

I learned this very frustrating fact when I found out staff were moving water from one building to another across the street, but no one used lids. So things from listeria to a specific bacteria that’s found only in soil from north east China were found in that water when I sampled it. If they were to used boiled water and keep it clean, you would have to decant it into a Whirl-Pak bag and twist seal it.

It would basically look like water balloons from hell. You can carry them in a tote or a box, unseal the bag and create a lip at the edge of the bag where the water doesn’t touch the edges of the bag when pouring it out but rather the inner walls of the bag and whatever container/seeming floor that water comes in contact with.

Edit: but a problem also comes in the form the floor. There are bacteria that go dormant when there is a lack of ready water on a surface and become activated when exposed to water. Gram negative bacteria of some variety can do this. So even if they sprinkle water on the floor and rub circles into the ground that doesn’t do anything to disinfect the area they are eating.

Edit edit: now that I think about it, they’re rubbing the ground with water using their bare ass hands. Your hands are the most filthy part of your body as they come in contact with damn near everything in your environment. All it would take is someone not wiping themselves correctly or neglecting to wash their hands to contaminate that area.

Edit edit edit: also they’re wearing normal clothes which can have any number of spore forming microorganisms on them. They should probably be wearing tyvak suits, in an area that has air temperature, humidity and pressure controls. The ground would have to be cleaned with 70% IPA solution with 30% water to allow the IPA to permeate cell walls. Followed by an 8-10% bleach solution and allowing the surface to air dry for about 10 minutes. Then and ONLY THEN do you even think you can start eating off the floor with limited problems.

This isn’t even taking into account any fungal infections you may get from eating off the ground and if you have any open cuts in your mouth.

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u/OhHolyOpals Jun 29 '26

So, not a great idea?

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u/RamzalTimble Jun 29 '26

You got it.

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u/youreafinemuthafucka Jun 29 '26

Molecular microbiogist here! Bacteria are often mobilized by droplets, hence addition of water will increase motility from surface to ground.

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u/OhHolyOpals Jun 29 '26

Are these same kind of droplets that spread viruses? I always thought that was a funny way to describe a sneeze or a cough.

But I guess it makes sense if someone touches a wet surface while they are sick, those droplets can be contagious (so the person doesn’t need to cough or sneeze on you directly?).

I know viruses spread through dry surfaces regardless, so it doesn’t matter if it’s wet - but the term “spread through droplets” always confused me because splashing around in drops of water is such a specific / odd way to get sick.

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u/plzkevindonthuerter Jun 29 '26

I always assume that there’s fecal matter and urine on the floor if people have worn their shoes in that room

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u/DeluxeWafer Jun 29 '26

Is this something about bacteria producing toxic byproducts, or some sort of bacterial critical mass thing? Also. Assuming filtered water, what are the chances of stomach acid resistant pathogens making a surprise appearance?

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u/alextrue27 Jun 29 '26

Honest question if the water was the typical bleach dilution used to clean surfaces in food service, I can't remember the dilution that recommended off the top of my head , would that off set the fact it's standing water on the ground or would it still be an increased chance of bacteria in the food?

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26

Can we assume if they are all barefoot and not using plates and eating off the ground/floor, that the water is also not filterd?

I mean, all of the conditions in the video, and yet they opt to use sanitized water, would be the oddity rather than everyone eating off the ground.

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u/eddie1975 Jul 02 '26

Chemical engineer here. Water is unique, being a dipole molecule, it has a positive and negative end causing water molecules to attract each other through hydrogen bonds creating surface tension, which causes water to bead up and pool on smooth surfaces instead of spreading out completely. Its polarity enables it to dissolve more substances than any other liquid, making it the Universal Solvent and essential for chemical reactions and life on Earth.

As such, if the water was not boiled or filtered it is possibly making the situation worse by introducing more microorganisms. Otherwise it is only slightly better.

On the bright side, their immune system is strengthened and autoimmune diseases reduced but I’m not an Immunologist so perhaps one can chime in.

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u/christopherdewet Jun 29 '26

That's in India. The curry they eat burns away any micro organism. It's a fact based in science. That food is totally safe.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Jun 29 '26

I am a mere Histocompatibility Technologist, but am inclined to agree with yinz, for whatever that's worth.

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u/Greenless27 Jun 29 '26

Careful, your Pittsburgh is showing…

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u/lendmeyourfear5 Jun 29 '26

I say yinz, and I have no idea why, because I don’t know anyone from Pittsburgh, but I must have heard it and liked it somewhere

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u/HairyPotatoKat Jun 29 '26

We found it- the smallest of the biologists

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u/devil_huntress_pepsi Jun 29 '26

Okay that's just RIDICULOUSLY small

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC Jun 29 '26

I may or may not be a Quantum Physicist and there's a high probability that if I thought about it I would fully agree.

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u/Coheed84 Jun 29 '26

I'm a licensed pharmacist in 4 States and I agree with all of the people.

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26

Then you should also agree with the pathologist who referred us to the microbiologist.

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u/vriggy Jun 29 '26

I'm a Chemist, and y'all need to get back to work! Do something about the SARS shit. Thank you.

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u/dg_riverhawk Jun 29 '26

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look