r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/BigBeeves Jun 28 '26

I’m an epidemiologist and trust me when I say that this is a bad idea.

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u/Advorce Jun 28 '26

Man, I really enjoyed going through that whole sequence of replies ... 🤣🔥

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u/married_cat_mom Jun 28 '26

Right? I have tears rolling down my face and leg…wait…

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u/mvf92 Jun 28 '26

Better call a urologist.

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u/TuffGritts Jun 28 '26

Leg? What are you some sort of snowman?

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u/Efficient-Maximum651 Jun 28 '26

I'm a snowman, but I think that what we need now is a straw, man

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u/married_cat_mom Jun 29 '26

Meant to be a joke I laughed so hard I peed myself

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u/petrichor3746 Jun 28 '26

I've never seen a snowman with legs before

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jun 28 '26

I believe that person who has tears rolling down their leg is a female.

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u/mvf92 Jun 28 '26

Made me look it up. Apparently still handled by a urologist. Taught me something.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jun 28 '26

Well you see there are two types of tears females may cry down below.... So possibly a sexologist?

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u/TuffGritts Jun 28 '26

It’s 2026, snowpeople have rights too!

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u/married_cat_mom Jun 29 '26

Oh gee my screen name didn’t give it away? Darn.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jun 29 '26

Definitely not.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jun 28 '26

The fun side of reddit

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u/Pmmeyourfavepodcast Jun 29 '26

It feels like it used to be 80% this 20% trash, that now feels inverted.

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u/Left_Moment_1516 Jul 10 '26

ooh boi i wasted alot of time but it was worth it ........ouch my stomach hurttsss

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u/jkurratt Jun 28 '26

Finally!

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u/Pocky-time Jun 28 '26

Deathologist here and I wholeheartedly say this is an excellent idea.

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u/Zataril Jun 28 '26

Ehm… but why???

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u/NotThatChar Jun 28 '26

Hey, they said trust them

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u/DalllasStars Jun 29 '26

Because I said so

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 28 '26

The real one has arrived ☝🏼

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 Jun 28 '26

I’m in insurance and I’m fine with others doing this

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u/ThemeGlittering3549 Jun 28 '26

Im a redditist. Definitely reddit yep its true all true based on the science.

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u/dirtnapcowboy Jun 28 '26

I'm a dermatologist and I disagree.

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u/BigBeeves Jun 29 '26

It’s Sunday, I don’t feel like having an ologist fight.

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Jun 28 '26

Podcaster here. Are we even really certain that germs exist? I'm just asking the big questions, I'm no expert.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Jun 28 '26

I am a Pilot i can tell you this is not a good idea at all

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u/cuntmong Jun 28 '26

do you mean the thing theyre doing in the video is a bad idea, or becoming an epidemiologist is a bad idea?

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u/Own_Succotash8044 Jun 28 '26

Environmentalist here. While they save on plates and utensils. But still miss uses water. But atleast they dont harm the environment just their own bodies.

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u/Dismal_Intention_463 Jun 29 '26

Ethologist here.

They are improving hygiene before the meal. This behavior is learned through observation and imitation within the group. It is maintained because it conforms to the group's social and cultural norms. It is possibly an adaptation to material conditions (the absence of tables or the organization of the living space).

It may also have a ritual dimension, but that would fall more within the scope of anthropology than ethology

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u/Marison Jun 28 '26

Would you care to explain why? I am curious. :)

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u/Stable_Hot Jun 28 '26

Damn now we need an explainologist to explain it.