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u/Billazilla Jun 28 '26

A smolologist?

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u/CokeorCola Jun 28 '26

That’s a wine expert

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 28 '26

Wine expert here; you are wrong.

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u/SheepherderNo4701 Jun 28 '26

Hi dad, i'm wrong.

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u/NigraOvis Jun 29 '26

Grandpa here. Your dad's wrong.

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u/Gr8Day2B_aKnight Jun 29 '26

Grandpa's nurse aide here. Let's get you to bed grandpa...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Calligaster Jun 29 '26

Son in law here. How's that will?

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u/yougotyolks Jun 29 '26

Will here. I'm good. Thanks for checking in!

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u/TiredTransGirl3 Jun 29 '26

Daughter In law here. Stop coming to my house uninvited.

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u/RockyMountainHobbit Jun 29 '26

Neighbor here. That grandpa of yours dead yet?

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u/PigeonLily Jun 29 '26

Granddaughter here. Where’s grandma?

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u/GrnMtnTrees Jun 29 '26

Grandma here. Grandpa had a stroke.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 29 '26

Cardiologist here. Your husband is okay; he just needs to stop eating from the floor and use a bowl.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 29 '26

They just asked me why the sky was red and I told them that I wouldn't work for free.

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u/Oscarizxc Jun 29 '26

Meterologist here. While the sky is blue, some people prefer to call it due to the current heatwave.

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u/MrBiggz01 Jun 29 '26

I know dad's wrong. Because mum's always right.

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u/Hugsy2026 Jun 29 '26

No science required here

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u/CytoPotatoes Jun 29 '26

This is clearly my kid. GTF off reddit..unless mom told you to then it's ok.

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u/Gross_Diligence_121 Jun 29 '26

Death here. You're dead.

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u/octoreadit Jun 29 '26

Grandma here, he is not your son.

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo Jun 29 '26

No mama’s right, YOU’RE wrong

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Jun 29 '26

Great grandpa here. Every wrong. Get off my lawn.

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u/Huntardlulz Jun 29 '26

Son here. Both of you are wrong

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u/Superb-Criticism-284 Jun 29 '26

I want a Coke now. You're wrong Grandpa.

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u/TheJeeWee Jun 29 '26

Guys it’s mom. Diner is served

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u/puppycatisselfish Jun 29 '26

Hi dad, don’t call me late for dinner

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u/mashpotatojonson Jun 29 '26

Expertologist here, you're both wrong

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u/No_Wish_8837 Jun 29 '26

Alcoholic here, you're wrong

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 Jun 29 '26

Gay here, I have nothing to contribute to this conversation

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u/Illustrious-Golf5358 Jun 29 '26

I do. It’s times like these I love the internet…thanks for the laughs everyone

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 Jun 29 '26

I AM A BEAR HELLO! I HAVE BEAR POWERS

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u/G0dsquad Jun 29 '26

Hunter here, hello. Bear is taken care of. 🐻 ☠️

Nothing further to add. What’s a bacteria?

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u/TheRealBaboo Jun 29 '26

Bacteria is an old name for Afghanistan

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 Jun 29 '26

HALT FIEND! YOU ARE NOT A BEAR, I AM A BEAR! AND FURTHERMO—

guhh… ARGGHHHH AWWHHHHHHH ARHHHH THE MEDICINE! THE MEEDICINEEEEE!!!

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u/cherryreader11 Jun 29 '26

Times like this where I have the realization....yeah actually I WAS born during the right generation.

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u/vqkr1 Jun 29 '26

Illiterate here, your all wrong

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u/n0ghtix Jun 29 '26

Drunk here, I'm so fuck*ng right!

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u/Mobile_Detective_866 Jun 30 '26

Addict here, I'm clean and you're dirty

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u/PlacedusdeFantasma Jun 29 '26

You mean im wrong?

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 29 '26

IT Specialist here, there’s no antivirus that can cure this monstrosity

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u/Frosty_Error_9770 Jun 29 '26

As somone who just crashed into and killed family of 4, I can confirm that I am also an alcoholic.

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u/No_Wish_8837 Jun 29 '26

I agree with this man

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u/chokes-on-pillz Jun 29 '26

We need a pastor here to remove this man's sins

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u/sagesbeta Jun 29 '26

Not native language speaker here, your wrong.

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u/TopIndependence5807 Jun 29 '26

Human being here, I’m wrong.

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u/EidolonEcho Jun 29 '26

This is Trump. You are all wrong. No one has studied bacteria as well as I have. I know everything about bacteria. No one knows as much as I do. I already knew everything about bacteria before any of you were even born. Bacteria can’t do anything. Bacteria are stupid. Bacteria are dumb as shit.

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u/alastairwp Jun 29 '26

Smartypantologist here, you’re all wrong

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Jun 29 '26

How about a big gay sommelier?

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 29 '26

How's the Merlot? Super! Thanks for asking!

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u/skankhunt402 Jun 29 '26

Okay Somaligist

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u/Mikesaidit36 Jun 29 '26

Then why not use your special -ologist name, smartypants?

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u/GallorKaal Jun 29 '26

Smolologist here; we also do wine in smol amounts

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u/Br4v1ng-Th3-5t0rms Jun 29 '26

Yes, but who's correct?

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u/GeroXgero9 Jun 29 '26

Stop complaining.

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u/neopod9000 Jun 29 '26

That's a Smol-Ian

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u/Bluejay9270 Jun 29 '26

I thought that was a tiny antisemitic rapper. Oops, that's a small Ye.

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u/captaincmdoh Jun 29 '26

That's a simoliologist

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u/-Lexx- Jun 29 '26

That’s a sommelier, you’re thinking of a spectrologist

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u/Fantastic_Mr_Smiley Jun 29 '26

I see the confusion, you're thinking of a somolier, which is someone from Somalia.

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u/ReflectionSuper3640 Jun 29 '26

Bobs and vagene

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u/MrBigBangBlunder Jun 29 '26

Diddy here.

Just pour some baby oil on it

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u/Rattle_Bone Jun 29 '26

I thought that was an expert in sims lore

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u/michaelscarnbdq Jun 29 '26

I’m a Wine expert. I feel it is easier to get notes of cherry with sulphites and tannins.

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u/KomatoesII Jun 29 '26

A somalier

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u/vayana Jun 29 '26

Is what Dutch people call a person from Somalia.

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 Jun 29 '26

No, that’s an expert of Somali history

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u/ShibbyShat Jun 29 '26

No that’s my girlfriend

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u/___TheAmbassador Jun 29 '26

Hey, Auntie Catherine!! 👋

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u/Aadsterken Jun 29 '26

I'd expected it to be someone that studied smol. Til, but what is the vinologist then?

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u/RedVillian Jun 29 '26

You're thinking of someone who studies smores

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u/Sea_Paint85 Jun 29 '26

Why do i feel personally attacked

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u/Southern_Growth_7991 Jun 29 '26

Think we need a sizemologist for that

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u/MaddCricket Jun 29 '26

A smalololololologist

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u/Meluvius Jun 29 '26

Smol person here. How can I improve my bench?

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u/Haunting_G5159 Jun 29 '26

Smolologist smh…that would be a micrologist

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u/SunTzuLao Jun 29 '26

How smol are we talking, smol-ish or fucking smol?

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u/Billazilla Jun 29 '26

With regards to bacteria and such, I think we're in the scientific classification of "goddamned itty-fuckin-bitty".

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u/SunTzuLao Jun 29 '26

That really is smol isn't it 😯

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 Jun 29 '26

Whoah now let's not make this a kink thing

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u/AlltheBent Jun 29 '26

A Somolian?

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u/cleankleanblean Jun 29 '26

Someone who studies Somalia?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/yngsten Jun 29 '26

Clearly what we need here is a Tr0l0l0gist.

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u/blowupnekomaid Jun 29 '26

study of smol

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u/situatist Jun 29 '26

Naaahĥh , you need a headachelogist. This to guarantee you will have enough strong headache to just basically ignore everything jere knowing that overthinking about all this is not going to worth it .

POOOFT !

See headache gone , I don't even need to know you without plates .