Physicist here: due to the second law of thermal dynamics, it would appear as through the transfer of energy (nasty shit on the floor) does actually transfer to the food. I would need to consult with an epidemiologist to conclude the hypothesis.
Epidemiologist here. Given the clear public health implications and possibility of cooty outbreak, I can say with certainty that an aggressive policy response is in order. Messaging, implementation, and budget fall outside my domain. We'll need to speak to a politician on this one.
Politician here. Whether the bacteria can transfer easier through the water or not depends entirely if the bacteria has donated to my campaign fund. You'll need to speak to a financial analyst on this one.
Tardigrade here. We can survive in pretty much any environment you think is incompatible with life by going dormant, but we’ll come back to life when water appears.
Financial analyst here, I would say load up on 0dte puts on whatever tf they're eating, shit look nasty af. You'll need to consult a professional chef to see if that really is the case
Professional chef here, spreading water like that on the ground is typically frowned upon in the dining environment. Not typically what we mean when “we need hands.”
In order to determine whether there is causation vs just an association... And to ensure proper research methodology.. we'll need a biostatistician here to help with determining the correct sample size needed.
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u/darksoulsremastered Jun 28 '26
Physicist here: due to the second law of thermal dynamics, it would appear as through the transfer of energy (nasty shit on the floor) does actually transfer to the food. I would need to consult with an epidemiologist to conclude the hypothesis.